Asses tend to only get so big after all. Well, unless you live in the midwest of America. Or Mississippi. And yes, it is.

[She folded her arms over her chest with a childish grin.]

You've got choices. The Slide - [She gestured with her head to the large blue plastic tube that was yonder] - The monkey bars or the Merry go round. We could always do the teeter-totter but even I'm a bit big for that one. That's for the tiny people.