[that earns another chuckle, because he finds the remarks honestly hilarious, though in that way that suggests he has no idea what to make of them. He does, however, let his swing begin to settle, which involves his legs (far too long, honestly) lazily dangling from where he sits.]

I'm far from tiny. If you're too big for it, I'll have a hell of a time. Let's try the slide, though. Then we can gauge if I'm too tall for monkey bars, and test the merry go round last.

And speaking of: I think I can follow why the first two are called that, but what in the world is a merry go round?