The Relationship Table Meme

[hypospraying]

the *:･ﾟRELATIONSHIP TABLE･ﾟ:* meme



♥ Get together all the characters your character may consider dating. (Or possibly befriending, allying with, etc.)
♥ Put their names together for organizational purposes.
♥ List all the PROS and CONS of dating/allying/befriending.
♥ Post them here and watch the travesty unfold.
♥ Check back later to see if you're datable. No one is late. (✿ﾉ◡‿◡)ﾉ *:･ﾟ


<table width="100%" cellspacing="5" cellpadding="1" border="0"><tbody><tr bgcolor="#bbbbff"><td width="20%">NAME</td><td width="40%">PROS</td><td width="40%">CONS</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#ffffff"><td>Character one!</td><td>Pros</td><td>Cons</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#cccccc"><td>Character two!</td><td>Pros</td><td>Cons</td></tr> </tbody></table>

Copy the Character One and Character Two sections from beginning TR to ending /TR including the brackets to add more.

(Shamelessly stolen from like three different games' meme comms.)

Comments

Lena Duchannes

[claimyourself]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Ethan Wate	• He's my everything.	• The fact that he's not here on this stupid ship.
Draco Malfoy	• He's been helpful. • Easy to talk to. • We have some stuff in common, being from worlds where we have to hide our magic.	• I don't know yet, but give it time.
Martha Jones	• She's been helpful. • A doctor, so that can come in handy.	• Can't think of any. I'm sure I'll drive her away at some point.

[alphaophiuchi]

'Give it time'? Should I be offended?

Christine Chapel

[hypospraying]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Dean Winchester	• Makes me feel safe (He's protective, brave). • Supports me no matter what. • Makes me laugh. • He's strong (physically and on the inside). • He's so smart and inventive. • He makes me feel special. • I enjoy taking care of him. • He's amazing in bed.	• He doesn't like to talk about his feelings. • He shuts down if he doesn't want to talk about something. • He drinks too much. • I worry I care about him more than he cares about me.
Ben Braeden	• Makes me laugh. • Like a brother to me. • Good survivalist. • Dependable. • Brave.	• Calls me Stepmom. • Sometimes upsets Pasha, which upsets me. • I'm afraid some weird event will cause him to tell Pasha that he and I made out once while they were broken up. Stupid Nysgod alcohol!
Pasha Chekov-Braeden	• Like a sister to me. • She's so smart. • We can talk for hours. • We swap advice. • She's small and cute. • Which is a good disguise because she's fiery and brave.	• She's a little full of herself sometimes. • She's more stubborn than I am.
Nicholas Rush	• He's so smart and shares his findings with me. • Makes me feel like I contribute something beneficial. • He's sort of the father I wish I had. • Trusts me with personal information about his life.	• Is completely stubborn and bullheaded. • Can be dismissive. • He thinks we'll forget this life if we go home and there's nothing we can do about it.
Dorian Carver	• He's thoughtful. • He compliments me often (ego boost!). • He puts others before himself.	• Needs nudged into action sometimes. • Thinks of himself as a monster. • Feels kinda cold.
Draco Malfoy	• Great at sharing ideas and letting me bounce mine off him. • Welcoming to new candidates. • Always willing to help the group. • The best guy to have on your side when you need items shrunk for moving.	• Can be slightly snobby sometimes.
Jane Kirk	• Fiercely cares about her crew/friends. • She's fearless. • She's strong. • Always has ideas.	• She's pushy. • Doesn't let things go. • Acts superior. • She risks her life too much.
Jim Kirk	• Fiercely cares about his crew/friends. • He's fearless. • He's brave. • He's incredibly resilient.	• He leaps before he looks. • He's careless. • He risks his life too much.

[somepartsbroken]

Cold is correct, nothing is worse then vampire hands on ones skin in the winter.

H.G. Wells

[feellikeibelong]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Zoey Westen	• I am currently dating her • She's intelligent • She's witty • She's beautiful • Very resourceful • She's strong and is a good fighter	• Not dating her
Dorian Carver	• He is my closest friend • He understands the pain of losing a child • He can handle my moods	• He's dating Sarah Jane • We are perhaps too much alike • We are both intensely stubborn and have terrible tempers
Frigga	• She's intelligent • We share similar views • We share some interests	• She's married • I'd rather not have Odin's wrath come down upon me
Devi	• She's intelligent and witty • She's strong and tough • She doesn't take shit from people	• She's in love with someone else
Sarah Jane Smith	• She has an exuberance for life • She's intelligent and craves knowledge • She's extremely kind and caring	• She's dating Dorian • I'd probably be too intense of a person for her

[somepartsbroken]

Too much alike is never a good thing.

And too intense for Sarah Jane? [ Dorian....stop.]

Charlotte Howard

[inlovewiththedarkness]

NAME	PROS	CONS
No One	Things are better this way.	Things are better this way.

[Yes that's Charlotte's table. And she's sticking to it. Do feel free to prod away.]

[itwasrhetorical]

Things are better this way?

[itwasrhetorical]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Dorian	- Certainly not unfortunate looking - Gentlemanly - Has always treated me with the upmost respect - Appreciative	- Already in a relationship - Shouldn't wish to ruin our friendship - Smokes far too many drugs
Lady Howard	- She has lovely hair - She has lovely figure clothing - She is a of noble title and rank - Seems concerned as to my welfare	- A little standoffish - Certainly doesn't seem interested in relationshippings
Matthew	- Handsome - Very handsome - Charming - Can dance	- Yelled at me - Definitely isn't interested in relationshippings - Also smokes too many drugs
Miss Nott	- Very lovely to look at! - A good friend - Trusts my magic	- Interesting taste in clothing - Has a scary rage monster inside her - Uncertain if she likes women
Cuthbert Allgood	- Noble enough chap - Seems to be from a good lot - Friendly enough	- That encounter - Never even attempted to make contact afterwards
Lady Ming	- Such a beautiful and graceful woman - A talented Witch! - Terribly knowledgeable	- She seems lonely somehow? - A very mysterious woman
Elphaba	- She isn't here	- She isn't alive in Oz

[somepartsbroken]

...Smokes to much? I am not offended but it does not hurt anyone. It hurts me even less with the constant reset my body does.

[dirtyandtrue]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Nott	She's beautiful Tough Great in bed Knows me well Takes care of me Is a Vampire	She loves me She knows me well She's jealous Overprotective Jumps to conclusions Petty I don't want to love her
Blaine	Very handsome Great in bed Intellegent Perceptive Funny	..Me
Glinda	Beautiful Powerful Smart Kind Generous Considerate GREAT body	Tried to abuse me Expects more then fair share of due Assumes on knowing me Would probably hate me by the end of anything.. except a romp in bed
Kate	Pretty Resourceful Kind Considerate Innocent Good in bed	Too passive Too nice Too breakably human
Charlotte	She's beautiful Deadly VAMPIRE! Intellegent Dead sexy Shares my values on Relationships	..Shares my values on relationships.

[nott_caine]

A bit late for a lot this, isn't it?

[nott_caine]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Matthew	Handsome Great in bed Amazing dresser Shares my addictions Quells Caine Smart Makes me happy I love him I think he loves me	Diana hates him He sleeps around He's hunted Masquerade breakers Has more addictions than me Caine gets triggered easily by him He knows too much about me He hurts me like no one else He knows I love him I'm not sure he loves me or wants to
Dorian	Handsome Rather good at making out Bummy like me Enjoys music Camps out with me Is aware of Caine Can make me smile Vampire He's saved my life several times	Matt's nephew In a relationship Matt would kill me His friends would kill me Has different addictions than me Fairly certain we'd kill each other Diana is "meh" about him He knows I love Matt He's become a cousin to me
Bucky	Cute Funny Good dresser Dances well Reminds me of some fun decades	Human Diana's boyfriend
Glinda	Lovely Has magic Willing to help me Very kind Actually seems like me Doesn't judge my issues Knows about Caine Diana trusts her	Caine would slaughter her Has magic I could hurt her Might be too naive Matt seems to like her Dorian has a thing for her Gives me weird and confusing feelings I don't know if I swing that way
Erik	Handsome Stands by his convictions Strong Powerful He'd smash Caine down Aware of vampires Matt doesn't like him	Scares me Stubborn He hurt Matthew Betsy could become his bitch He'd kill Caine Aware of vampires Matthew doesn't like him He knows I love Matt

[somepartsbroken]

I am both flattered and insulted at once.

[thegreenwitch]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Aurora	Beautiful Kind Gentle Has experienced my magic Has become my anchor Great conversations Wonderful kisser She's good to me I love her	She might disappear forever
Willow	I still love her We've gone through so much We had a life together She worked to win back my trust	She tried to end the world She killed a man because of me Her life has moved on My life has moved on I don't know if it could ever be the same
Lydia Martin	Beautiful Very congenial We had a great conversation	I don't know very much about her
Zachariah	We have similar backgrounds Both shared scorn and derision for what we are Has powers too Is very nice to me	I don't think he feels that way about me Seems to have other interests I doubt I'm his type
Draco	We both practice magic We work together He's made me feel more confident A good friend	I think he sees me as a friend I'm not powerful enough for him I think he's dating someone

[alphaophiuchi]

Darling, you're plenty powerful.

[madame_de_pompadour]

NAME	PROS	CONS
The Doctor (Metacrisis)	I love him We have so much history He's wonderful to me He loves me We are here together We are about to start a family	He might leave me again He sometimes acts without thinking
The Doctor (11)	I do still love him He makes me smile We have so much history He treated me kindly	That love seems distant now He had other lovers He left me behind I have another now
Louis	I still love him We have so much history together We shared similar passions We had a wonderful friendship He protected me He looked after my family	He had other lovers Was not as kind at the end of my life Disliked my abilities in bed Humiliated me at times Would not let me mourn my daughter
Dorian	A wonderful man Very charming A gentleman Has helped look after me	He reminds me of my brother He loves another I love another
Matthew	Handsome Charming Charismatic Reminds me of home	He is like Casanova I could never trust him with my heart I love another

[somepartsbroken]

Thank you kindly, Milady.

[thekittenqueen]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Robb	We are from the same world We are born of the First Men We were both failed royalty He is kind Chivalrous Good to the people He makes me smile Willing to humor me Handsome Brave All that I had hoped for in my husbands	Still in love with his wife I am not certain what I feel yet Is love more important than ambition? I cannot be queen at his side He may never desire me
Tristan	He is prince I could be queen again Apparently handsome	I have never met him Loved another May never choose me I have other candidates to contend with He isn't here
Joffery	He was King Dead	He was cruel Vindictive Treated the people horribly He's dead
Tommen	Kind Willing to learn Sweet natured King	A child Cersei
Renly	King He was good to my family Chivalrous Handsome	Was never really king Preferred men Loras

[artistwithasickness]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Caius	- Loves me - Stong - Brave and unafraid - Perceptive - knows when to come after me - Kind - Thoughtful - Talented - Makes me smile more then anyone else ever has - Great in bed - Still has fire - Nearly indestructable - Is with me - Stone cold fox	- Might get taken away one day and leave me heartbroken
Dorian	- Strong - Thoughtful - Generous - Caring - Helpful and Understanding	- Eats Livers - Not always the sharpest spoon in the knife drawer - Low self esteem
Draco	- Intelligent - Powerful in his own right - Talented - Sensitive - Reliable - Classy	- Understandably sad - It feels like he looks down on people who don't fully trust or accept magic - Self centered
Anakin	- Understanding - Amusing - Skilled - Quirky - Powerful in his own right - Kind	- A very good friend. An that's the way it will stay. - Short sighted sometimes
Charles	- Intelligent - Refined - Almost frighteningly powerful - Thoughtful - Polite and considerate	- Broken - Draco - Is on drugs

[alphaophiuchi]

You call looking down on people who don't fully accept magic a con, I call it protecting myself.

But I'm glad you think I'm classy.

Winter Soldier

[shapedthecentury]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Draco Malfoy	Possible Threat Assessment: Minimal	Assessed Benefit to Mission: Unknown
Ming Numara	Assessed Benefit to Mission: Moderate	Possible Threat Assessment: Moderate
Lydia Martin	Possible Threat Assessment: Minimal	Assessed Benefit to Mission: Unknown
Diana Abel	Possible Threat Assessment: Minimal	Assessed Benefit to Mission: Unknown
Peter Maximoff	Assessed Benefit to Mission: Moderate	Possible Threat Assessment: Moderate

Re: Winter Soldier

[fredless]

I just choked on my popcorn. Epic.

Scar

[envy_the_sinners]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Lust	loves me really hot except not literally oh and smart that's also hot ????!!!?!?!	loves me no she's basically a walking corpse was almost my sister in law?? that part is kind of vague also kind of a bitch but not? it's weird. ????!!?!?!!
Gaila	calls me Casanova great rack	CALLS ME CASANOVA GREEN?? LEWD. FOUL MOUTHED SITS AROUND NAKED??
Blaine	Is... kind of nice to me?	has a dick DANCED WITH LUST THAT ONE TIME has a dick kind of a pain in the ass did I mention he has a dick

[strategic_guile]

You have a dick, too, Scar.




You should use it for more than peeing some time.

Draco Malfoy

[alphaophiuchi]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Charles Xavier	• Perfect in virtually every way Sweet, wonderful, understanding, etc • Has been through a lot with me already • Intelligent (he's a professor!) • We're already dating (?) • Not quite a Muggle (strange grey area)	• Doesn't remember who I am • Going through an extremely rough patch, experiencing minor lapses in judgement
Kurt Hummel	• Handsome • Talented • Very kind	• Already broke his heart once
Kate Cordello	• Open-minded • Stubborn • Good company • Bakes really, really well	• Stubborn • Exceedingly intense about some things
Devi D	• An excellent sounding board • Lends a surprisingly good ear for matters that aren't necessarily relevant to anything • Hot	• Has a (slightly scary) boyfriend • We bicker a lot
Christine Chapel	• Very skilled, talented • An exceptionally good ally to have • Adventurous • I'm very comfortable around her	• Has a boyfriend (who has weapons) • We don't have a lot of things in common

[hypospraying]

At least we have being adventurous in common?

Erin White

[notsharkbait]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Erik	He's very charming. He knows a lot of stuff I don't. He doesn't mind I ramble.	He might be a budding super villain. He's a great deal older than me.
Bert	He's a good leader. He reminds me of Lady Tula's husband. He's a gunslinger!	He reminds me of Lady Tula's husband. He's way too old for me. He's dating Cordelia.
Raven	Finally a girl I can talk to! She is a mutant which is cool. I think she's about my age.	I prefer boys in the romantic sense. I think she has no idea what to do with someone like me. I feel a little more knowledgeable than her which is weird.

Marion Scotts

[didnotwant]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Lydia	One of my best friends here. Smart. Sees more than people expect. Easy to get along with.	Very young. She triggers my protective streak. She can be bossy too.
Dorian	Good poker buddy to have. He doesn't mind my violent streak.	Vampire. Also likely crazier than I am.
Matt	Attractive. Dangerous. Knows how to have a good time.	Attractive. Dangerous. Vampire.
Draco	Handsome. He had paper! Magic user.	I'm terrified of his reaction to me being a werewolf. Can't get closer to him because of my own fears. May be taken anyways.
Robb	Extremely attractive. He's also very obviously honorable. I'd trust him with my secrets.	We keep running into each other when I'm naked. It's a little annoying. He's also married.

[dirtyandtrue]

How are my best features also my worst?

Martha Jones apparently has low self esteem...

[notrosesshadow]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Blaine Thorpes	- Interesting discussions about time travel - Definitely cute - Get the vibe it wouldn’t be a relationship; just sex.	- Don’t really know him - Don’t run into him all that often
Diana Able	- Has been there for me when I’ve needed her - Awesome singer - Beautiful - Has admitted she finds me fit	- I’m attracted to men - She was dating someone before he disappeared - She’s mourning said guy - Can be extremely flakey
The Doctor (metacrisis)	- … I’ll never not love him...	- He’ll never love me - He’s in love with Reinette… and Rose - He’s the father of Reinette’s child - He never stays
Dorian Carver	- Strong emotional connection - Has been there for me when I’ve needed him most - Protective of his friends and family - Understands how damaged I am...	- Dating Sarah Jane - Vampires keep different schedules - Seems to have low self esteem - Also damaged… could lead to unhealthy relationship - Sarah’s much better for him
Robb Stark	- Seems very kind - Honorable - Loves his family - Protective of those he feels needs it	- Hurting over the loss of his mother and wife… and rest of family - Huge time and world disconnect… could lead to massive problems
Sam Winchester	- Understands the guilt of starting an apocalypse - Deals with crazy stuff - Smart, but not arrogant - Kind and compassionate towards his fellow human - Protective of those he loves	- Stayed at Miskatonic University when I was brought here.

[somepartsbroken]

Unhealthy at best, I do agree.

Caius Vitale

[solus_unus]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Devi	- Loves me - Trustworthy - Sexy and beautiful - Strong - Determined - Brave - Her eyes.. that smile.. those lips - Talented - Can fly - Tough as nails - Reminds me everyday I'm still alive - Amazing in bed - Great listener - Best laugh - Looks better in my shirts than I do - Someone I want to spend the rest of forever with	- Needs to stop worrying about losing me because it won't happen. I'm not kidding.
Dorian	- Amazing friend - Brother from another mother - Shares passion for music - Caring - Kind/Thoughtful - Immortal (relates - Fun	- Needs to stop worrying about 'using' me. - Thinks too much about everyone else and not enough about himself.
Matt	- Good friend - Fun - Smart - Immortal - Strong (good to have on your side in crisis)	- Could potentially do a lot of damage if not in right mind.
Lydia	- Smart - Reminds me of Abigail - Resourceful - Determined - Good listener	- Took out my eardrums.. by accident so not really a con. Probably best to know where she is at all times in case of another freak accident. That shit hurts.

[fivethreestrawberryblonde]

Maybe next place we stop, I'll get you a pair of earplugs.

Dorian Carver. (Someones gonna end up in the dog house)

[somepartsbroken]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Fred Burkle	Sweet. Caring. Horribly smart. Independent.	I have another. She is in love with Merlin. Now I miss Merlin.
Cullbert Allgood	Brave. Strong. Noble. Of noble birth too. Smokes. Good heart. Not hard on the eyes.	I have another. Male. He has another. Has something against shoes.
Marion Scotts	Adventurous. Seems to find me funny. Supernatural as well.	I have another. She is too young. A bit too much trouble.
The Doctor	Easy on the eyes. Loyal to those he cares about. Fun. Brilliant. Nice hair.	Hard on the heart. I have another. Think he's slept with all my friends/lover. He knocked up Reinette. Nothing but trouble. He hides more then I do. Male, very much male. What's his bloody name?
Martha Jones	Smart. Doctor. Funny. Loyal to her friends. Looks nice. Smells nice.	Shell shock. Panics a bit much. Needs to just kick the master in the groin. I have another. Who happens to be her close friend. Just out of a relationship
Reinette Poisson	Beautiful. Sharp mind. Independent. Old world tastes. Kinda Nobility.	I have another. She is pregnant. She has terribke luck. I have another.. She has another.
Sarah Jane Smith	Beautiful. Sweet. Warm, very warm. Can I keep her? Worldly. Traveled space. Smells wonderful. Deals with my mood swings. Looks amazing in anything she wears. Reminds me of a better time. Tries to be understanding. Mine.	I will likely break her heart.
Kurt Hummel	Can Sing and dance. Know a lot of music. Nice hair. Sweet. Loyal to a fault.	Did not know what a Pianoforte was by name. I have another. A little too into my personal business. Male. Clingy. Horribly sensitive, something I can not stomach in my old age.
Draco Malfoy	Smart. Jumps to action. Problem solver. Magic user. Easy on the eyes. Understanding. Does not judge....often. Reminds me of someone.	Very much taken. I have another. Male. Reminds me of someone.
Caius Vitale	Magical unending juicebox. Knows the blues. Plays guitar. Does not judge my vices. Knows the weight of eternity. Reallllly nice hair. Usually sporting enough stubble to make me feel better about not shaving. Makes my best friend very happy.	Will have to kill him if he hurts Devi. Has another. I have another. ...makes me question my views.
Devi D	Strong. Fiercely Independent. Knows my faults, doesn't judge much. Understands..oh how she understands. No one more loyal. SHE CAN FLY. She took me flying. Nice tits. Queen of the House of D.	She's taken, I am taken. Shes more stubborn then I am. She drew Thug Life on my stomach ...the skulls were cool though.
Seth Balmore	Immortal snackpack. A REAL PIRATE! Smart. Understands loss. Might be a lesbian. Full of adventure.	I have another. She... may have another?
Ming Numara	Royalty. Her clothes. She smells amazing. REALLY nice tits. They're soft Probally tasty like Seth.	I have another. I think she is with Seth.
Kate Cordello	Sweet. Forever curious.	I have another. Fucked Matthew.
Queen Frigga of Asgard	Royalty Elegant. A proper lady. Smells nice Funny.	I have another. She is married. I am a baby compared to her...
Cho Takahashi	Magical. Sweet. Helpful.	I have another. She does not seem to like my lord, Cthulhu.
Princess Aurora	Sweet. Caring about others. Soft Spoken and reserved.	I have another.
Charlotte Howard	Vampire. Strong views. Former vampire royalty. Beautiful.	I have another. Former vampire royalty. Fucked Matthew.
Erik Lehnsherr	Well Spoken. Knows how to work a crowd. Bet he tastes good.	I dont trust him. He's male. I am taken.
Zoey Westen	Beautiful. Sweet. Stubborn as hell. Makes Helena happy.	Helps too much. Dating my friend. Looks TOO much like dead foster daughter. I am taken. KNOWS too much. Helena would kick me again if I even looked at her.
Christine Chapel	Beautiful. Smells good. Sweet. Understanding. Problem solver. Loyal to those she cares about.	She's taken, I'm taken. She sees through me. She has seen me cry.
Pasha Chekov-Braeden	Strong. Independent. Wonderful mother. Old world views.	She's married. Has a child. Married to a hunter at that. I am taken. She scares me. A LOT.
Jane Kirk	Reckless. Intelligent. Scarred. Adventurer. Beautiful. Can out drink the boys. Pretty much IS one of the boys.	I am taken. She rejected me. She likes to torment me. Seriously why do I deal with her?
Obi Wan Kenobi	Nice beard.	He has been in my head.
Anakin Skywalker	Blows things up. Devi likes him.	Why am I NOT friends with him?
Ben Braeden	Natural Leader. Diana's friend. A good man.	Male. Hunter. Married. I'm Taken?
Lydia Martin	Smart. Good dancer. Sweet.	She is like 12... I am taken. I think Matthew hit it.
Helena Wells	Smart. Beautiful. Tastes amazing. Smells amazing. Does not wear Mascara. Knows the pain of loss. Plays Pianoforte. Mad Scientist is a hot look. Old world. Smells amazing.	She is taken, I am taken. Shes dating a friend. She's kicked me. ...I think she has seen me cry.
Glinda The Good	Witch. Beautiful. Smells amazing. Sweetest woman. Understanding. Ever helpful. Looks like Kathy Very thoughtful. Wonderful taste in clothes. Goes on walks with me. Always willing to learn new things. Nice body Magic blood. BEST dancer. Most loyal of friends. Trusts me. Made me a bed.	I am taken. I think she wants Matthew. She hurt Matthew... he had to of done something. Needs to learn to do what she wants not what others want.
Matthew	Greatest friend of all time. Got me to try new things. Saved my soul. Helped me on the right path. Introduced me to narcotics. Knows my darkest secrets. Used to save me from her. Bought me my first car.	He's family. A bad inflence. I used to sleep with his sister. He flirted with Alexis too much.
Diana Abel	Beautiful. Sweetest vampire ever. Plays guitar. Has musical history. Malkavian.	She hates me I am taken. She is taken. Malkavian. Her sister would castrate me.
Nott Caine	Malkavian. Family. Understands loss. Deals with my moodswings. Gave me a power boost. Will help keep people away when I want to be alone. Good kisser. Knows how to calm me down.	Malkavian. LONG history of bedding Matthew. Seems to hate my lover. Thinks she is a horrible monster. She's like family. Get's involved in my business.
Charles Xavier	Makes Draco happy.	Male. I am taken. Makes Draco Sad. Reminds me of Mr. Rogers.

[fivethreestrawberryblonde]

I'm not twelve. But I'm glad being smart is a pro.

[freebitchbaby]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Rush	- He doesn't make me feel like a bad person for being honest - Doesn't expect me to act like someone I'm not - Doesn't mind me sleeping with other people - He's actually okay to be around generally? - Desk sex	- Old - Occasional limp dick - Bad back - Grouchy - Human - Could probably break him during a heat cycle
Jane Kirk	- Tits - Think I might love her a little - Doesn't mind non-sexual affection - Tits - Brave and valiant - Very sexually compatable	- Massive dumbass with a hero complex - Screwed over male!me as badly as Jim did me
Jim Kirk	- I think I love him - The sex was always fantastic	- I think I love him - He screwed me over - I'm dead in our universe - Comitmentphobe - I hit him - He's kind of a dick
Cho	- Super cute - Doesn't seem to want a relationship - We had good sex - Super pretty hair	- None really, she's a pretty chill chick
Cassanova Scar	- It's hilarious teasing him - Literally makes my day to sexually frustrate people like him - Muscles, yum	- Totes virginville - Seems to think I'm evil incarnate or something
Ming	- Might be a living incarnation of the Mother Goddess - SHE CAN MAKE LIGHT - Super hot - Can do shit with magic that can never be replicated during sex	- In a relationship?
Matt	- 10/10 would bang again	- Let's not sully a perfectly good potential fuck-buddies relationship with anything else

[to_this_end]

I do take pills for two of those cons.

Charles Xavier

[lookingforhope]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Erik	- Best friend - Intelligent - Driven/Determined - Focused - Excellent chess partner - Allows me to understand him - Shares love for good scotch	- Bad temper - Tends to see things only in black and white - Ornery - Stubborn to a fault - Argumentative - The reason I no longer have use of my legs - Took Raven away from me
Raven	- Family - Kind - Smart - Beautiful - Resilient - Strong - Brave	- Hates me for being too protective of her - Thinks I'm crazy - Followed Erik
Draco	- Patient - Kind - English - Intelligent - Helpful - Seems understanding	- I don't remember him
Matthew	- Understanding - Mutual respect - Became my unofficial supplier - Has that extra.. thing that comes with his bite - Discreet - Would make an excellent ally	- Dangerous - Could hurt Erik critically - Dishonest, but understandably so - Shouldn't be trusted
Kate	- Incredibly smart - Helpful - Resourceful - Caring - Kind - Passionate - Perceptive	- Sometimes too smart - Entirely too perceptive
Kitty	- Kind - Compassionate - Someone I will come to know in my future - Someone I can trust (I can sense that much) - Mutual respect (yet another feeling)	- .... I honestly cannot think of any
Zach	- Helpful - Hid me in his room to keep me from having to deal with everything after waking up. - Doesn't judge	- Lacks confidence in himself - Calls mutants 'freaks' - Recluse
Devi	- Helpful - Perceptive - Good listener - Could make a good ally.. maybe	- Not sure if I can trust her

[hidingnolonger]

I don't hate you, Charles.

[punch_it]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Gaila	Sexy as hell Unexpected best friend I never asked for and definitely need Smart as shit. No. Seriously. Talk engineering to me. She can do things with her tongue that are probably illegal on multiple planets. She knows what it's like to be hurt. She also knows how to move on. After some healthy revenge. God. She's fucking amazing.	I hurt her male counterpart. Badly. Sometimes I miss Galen. She is probably too good for me. She IS too good for me. She's the most stable relationship I have. I'm gonna screw this up. And no one will even act surprised.
Doc Rush	Smart. Stupid smart. Guys, his MATH MIND IS SEXY AS HELL. Banging my not-girlfriend. Sarcastic. Grumpy. Respects me. For some reason.	I'm going to disappoint him. He is hung up on his dead wife. And his age compared to my own. Which doesn't even make sense, Rush. Why is that even a problem?
Ming	Beautiful Amazingly beautiful inside and out Kind Forgiving Saved my life. Twice.	Immortal. Might be dating someone. An actual goddamn Queen. Jesus. Reminds me of Pike.
Bones	It's Bones. Too many pros to count. She's seriously the best thing that ever happened to me.	Pretty sure she hates being near me. Like. Completely can't bear it for more than ten minutes. She's my best friend. We're already fucked up as it is. Pretty sure she's boning guy!me and not admitting it.
Alexander fuckheadDorian Fucking Carver	Sarcastic Good looking Obnoxious shithead Nice taste in Music Listens. sometimes Knows me. A scary amount. loved me	loved me Calls me a goddamn fucking whore. Hurtful Son of a bitch Hides behind a shit-ton of lies Coward No seriously. Biggest coward. Projects his emotions onto others Clings to outdated ideals Kind of terrifying Made me stab him once. Still not okay with that
Christine	Intelligent. Total Southern Belle. Doesn't put up with anyone's bullshit Professional Brave Calm under fire Gorgeous. She's pin-up pretty.	Not sure she likes me as a person. I drive her crazy. Sadly not in a good way. She's got a boyfriend.
Lt. Chekov	Bossy. Adorable. Firecracker. So much smarter than anyone ever. Russian. Can drink me under the table. Punched me. Saved me.	SO TAKEN. CUTE LITTLE BABY. I'd rather not find out exactly how deadly Ben is.
Matthew	Hot. God, he's hot. And would probably be a pretty awesome lay.	Would not touch him even if paid. Taken Dorian's family. Dorian's only family. So off limits it isn't funny.

[somepartsbroken]

I NEVER loved you.

in no particular order

[crazy_quick]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Leather-Face (aka Bucky)	Lets me do all the talking	Needs to talk more
Erik (aka Chaz Manly)	Comes from my world Metal-dude Fun to mess with	Can squish me
Charles	Comes from my world Hippy-dude Fun to mess with	Pretty sure he's high
Raven	Is totally blue	Blue people have no cons
Draco	Nice guy Plays an instrument	The instrument is the violin
Lydia	Provides food	Reminds me of my mom
Ming	Friendly Offered me spending money	I was having fun stealing
Devi	Knows a lot of stuff...	... about tentacles

Sorry if you're missing from the chart--I really love you all.

[fivethreestrawberryblonde]

You're welcome. I think.

Blaine Thorps

[strategic_guile]

Awww yeah, guess who's testing the boundaries of 'You can never be late!'? This one!

If I missed anyone, it's because I was doing this in a rush. More than a week alter. Bite me...!

NAME	PROS	CONS
Matthew	♠ That ass ♠ Great in bed ♠ Intelligent ♠ Fun to talk to ♠ So similar we might be twins ♠ Our life philosophies seem to mesh	♠ Vampire bullshit ♠ More emotionally manipulative than I am ♠ So similar we might be twins ♠ Too hard to resist ♠ Even worse at resisting his vices than I am
Lydia	♥ Loyalty is so hard to come by ♥ Smart women are hot ♥ Witty ♥ Fashionable ♥ Problem solving skills are aces	♥ Survival Instincts are -100% ♥ Way too trusting
Charlotte	♦ Intelligent ♦ Sexy as hell ♦ Insatiable sexual appetite ♦ Always wants to learn and I love to teach	♦ Wary of any vampire shit, but none has popped up with her so far
Scott	♠ He's a goddamn puppy in human skin ♠ Super friendly ♠ Fun to tease	♠ He tried to kill me that one time ♠ ^ and he's a werewolf; that wasn't fun
Bert	♣ Smart guy ♣ Nice ass ♣ We get along great	♣ Can talk too much ♣ Goes overboard with the planning stuff
Mystique/Raven	• Hot blue lady? Yes pls • She's trying to find herself and that is cute • She'll probably be able to kick my ass after a while • Seems to be good-natured and funny	• Erik :|
Lust	☻ Very hot ☻ Fun to teach ☻ Blunt; almost to a fault	☻ Unnecessarily antagonistic
Scar	◘ I want to stroke those arms, man ◘ So very hot ◘ Super fun to tease ◘ Seems like a nice guy though, if you can get him to talk	◘ Probably could kill me in his sleep ◘ Such a prude ◘ Debbie downer to the extreme and wallows in his own misery