The Relationship Table Meme

[hypospraying]

the *:･ﾟRELATIONSHIP TABLE･ﾟ:* meme



♥ Get together all the characters your character may consider dating. (Or possibly befriending, allying with, etc.)
♥ Put their names together for organizational purposes.
♥ List all the PROS and CONS of dating/allying/befriending.
♥ Post them here and watch the travesty unfold.
♥ Check back later to see if you're datable. No one is late. (✿ﾉ◡‿◡)ﾉ *:･ﾟ


<table width="100%" cellspacing="5" cellpadding="1" border="0"><tbody><tr bgcolor="#bbbbff"><td width="20%">NAME</td><td width="40%">PROS</td><td width="40%">CONS</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#ffffff"><td>Character one!</td><td>Pros</td><td>Cons</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#cccccc"><td>Character two!</td><td>Pros</td><td>Cons</td></tr> </tbody></table>

Copy the Character One and Character Two sections from beginning TR to ending /TR including the brackets to add more.

(Shamelessly stolen from like three different games' meme comms.)

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Charlotte Howard

[inlovewiththedarkness]

NAME	PROS	CONS
No One	Things are better this way.	Things are better this way.

[Yes that's Charlotte's table. And she's sticking to it. Do feel free to prod away.]

[itwasrhetorical]

Things are better this way?

[inlovewiththedarkness]

Yes. No one gets hurt.

[itwasrhetorical]

Hurt is a part of love.

[inlovewiththedarkness]

I know, I have experienced it in the worst way, and I refuse to experience it again.

[There Glinda, have a confession of how this vampire has a deeply broken heart that she's not shown to anyone in 160 years.]

[somepartsbroken]

Charlotte? That is not a very good way to live.

[inlovewiththedarkness]

It has worked for me for the past one hundred and sixty years. It will continue to work for the rest of my life.

[somepartsbroken]

Who did you lose?

[inlovewiththedarkness]

My lover. She was also the one who sired me. I was with her for two hundred and twenty-seven years.

[somepartsbroken]

Oh Charlotte, no, you are perfectly right to shut the world out.

[inlovewiththedarkness]

That is precisely what I'm going to do for the rest of my existence.

[somepartsbroken]

How about a friend who does not die easily and does not have expectations?

[inlovewiththedarkness]

I would like that. I do not have many friends. And my hive is not here.

[somepartsbroken]

I am moody and sometimes a bit crazy but I am loyal where it matters.

[inlovewiththedarkness]

I am moody as well at times, more often than not I am vicious but I do care for those I consider friends.

[somepartsbroken]

Then I think we will get on swimmingly.

[inlovewiththedarkness]

I believe we shall, yes.

[strategic_guile]

...I'm not sure I like not at least getting an honorable mention.

[inlovewiththedarkness]

You have an honorable mention. If I were to list everyone who got an honorable mention, people would question why I simply just did not fill out the table to begin with.

[strategic_guile]

But aren't we still questioning why anyway?

[inlovewiththedarkness]

You just want to know what I would see as the pros and cons of being in a monogamous relationship with you, don't you?

[strategic_guile]

I hadn't even thought of it that way. A monogamous relationship isn't in the cards for either of us. I was thinking for as a friendship or as allies. Even casual dating, but never monogamy. Monogamy means no threesomes, and that would be cruel to us both.

[inlovewiththedarkness]

You are certainly a friend and ally to me. But precisely monogamy would be cruel to us both. Despite having been in love before, even that relationship was not monogamous.

[strategic_guile]

Knowing my future, even my love ends up... polygonal. How long has it been since you were in love with someone?

[inlovewiththedarkness]

One hundred and fifty-seven years.