The Relationship Table Meme

[hypospraying]

the *:･ﾟRELATIONSHIP TABLE･ﾟ:* meme



♥ Get together all the characters your character may consider dating. (Or possibly befriending, allying with, etc.)
♥ Put their names together for organizational purposes.
♥ List all the PROS and CONS of dating/allying/befriending.
♥ Post them here and watch the travesty unfold.
♥ Check back later to see if you're datable. No one is late. (✿ﾉ◡‿◡)ﾉ *:･ﾟ


<table width="100%" cellspacing="5" cellpadding="1" border="0"><tbody><tr bgcolor="#bbbbff"><td width="20%">NAME</td><td width="40%">PROS</td><td width="40%">CONS</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#ffffff"><td>Character one!</td><td>Pros</td><td>Cons</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#cccccc"><td>Character two!</td><td>Pros</td><td>Cons</td></tr> </tbody></table>

Copy the Character One and Character Two sections from beginning TR to ending /TR including the brackets to add more.

(Shamelessly stolen from like three different games' meme comms.)

Comments

[punch_it]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Gaila	Sexy as hell Unexpected best friend I never asked for and definitely need Smart as shit. No. Seriously. Talk engineering to me. She can do things with her tongue that are probably illegal on multiple planets. She knows what it's like to be hurt. She also knows how to move on. After some healthy revenge. God. She's fucking amazing.	I hurt her male counterpart. Badly. Sometimes I miss Galen. She is probably too good for me. She IS too good for me. She's the most stable relationship I have. I'm gonna screw this up. And no one will even act surprised.
Doc Rush	Smart. Stupid smart. Guys, his MATH MIND IS SEXY AS HELL. Banging my not-girlfriend. Sarcastic. Grumpy. Respects me. For some reason.	I'm going to disappoint him. He is hung up on his dead wife. And his age compared to my own. Which doesn't even make sense, Rush. Why is that even a problem?
Ming	Beautiful Amazingly beautiful inside and out Kind Forgiving Saved my life. Twice.	Immortal. Might be dating someone. An actual goddamn Queen. Jesus. Reminds me of Pike.
Bones	It's Bones. Too many pros to count. She's seriously the best thing that ever happened to me.	Pretty sure she hates being near me. Like. Completely can't bear it for more than ten minutes. She's my best friend. We're already fucked up as it is. Pretty sure she's boning guy!me and not admitting it.
Alexander fuckheadDorian Fucking Carver	Sarcastic Good looking Obnoxious shithead Nice taste in Music Listens. sometimes Knows me. A scary amount. loved me	loved me Calls me a goddamn fucking whore. Hurtful Son of a bitch Hides behind a shit-ton of lies Coward No seriously. Biggest coward. Projects his emotions onto others Clings to outdated ideals Kind of terrifying Made me stab him once. Still not okay with that
Christine	Intelligent. Total Southern Belle. Doesn't put up with anyone's bullshit Professional Brave Calm under fire Gorgeous. She's pin-up pretty.	Not sure she likes me as a person. I drive her crazy. Sadly not in a good way. She's got a boyfriend.
Lt. Chekov	Bossy. Adorable. Firecracker. So much smarter than anyone ever. Russian. Can drink me under the table. Punched me. Saved me.	SO TAKEN. CUTE LITTLE BABY. I'd rather not find out exactly how deadly Ben is.
Matthew	Hot. God, he's hot. And would probably be a pretty awesome lay.	Would not touch him even if paid. Taken Dorian's family. Dorian's only family. So off limits it isn't funny.

[somepartsbroken]

I NEVER loved you.

[punch_it]

BULL-FUCKING-SHIT.

[somepartsbroken]

AND QUIT TALKING TO ME WHEN I DRINK IF YOU DO NOT LIKE WHAT I SAY!

[punch_it]

First of all. No. I don't trust you to talk to anyone when drunk. At least I can brush it off.
Second of all. Fuck you. Just because I can get laid and you're refusing to put out, doesn't make me a WHORE.

[somepartsbroken]

IT WAS A SLIP OF THE TONGUE! YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE A SEX ADDICT!

I am so tired of this.

[dirtyandtrue]

What? Why? Even if paid??

[punch_it]

^ see dumbass above you.

[freebitchbaby]

Wait. Can I still do him?

[punch_it]

Unless there's something seriously wrong with him downstairs I don't see why not.

[freebitchbaby]

Oh good.

Just wanted to make sure there was no weird human double dip rule on family of friends of fuckbuddies.

[dirtyandtrue]

Goddamnit Alexander.

[somepartsbroken]

NOT MY FAULT!

I do not want her, take her. PLEASE.

[freebitchbaby]

That thing I do with my tongue is illegal on several planets.

And in the state of Ohio.

Learnt that one the hard way.

[punch_it]

Really? Ohio?

[freebitchbaby]

Ohio don't like tongues, Jane.

Or Orions all that much.

[punch_it]

Am I going to have to go break someone's balls? I will literally go break them for you.

I will break the universal barrier keeping us here, just to go rip someone a new asshole.

[to_this_end]

To be perfectly fair, everyone disappoints me at one time or another. I disappoint myself. Don't be so hard on yourself.

But for god's sake, I'm old enough to be your father. I still think you're mad.

[punch_it]

I think you've beaten that horse way past death. It's rotting now. There are maggots.

[to_this_end]

It's simply a fact that bears stating.

It doesn't stop me, you've likely noticed.

[punch_it]

If Gaila hadn't broken you into the idea, you would never have touched me after that one beautiful time.

[bitcheslovehypos]

One: I don't hate being near you.

Two: I'm not boning guy!you.

Three: Really? Out of all the goddamn euphemisms for sex you had to choose THAT one?

[punch_it]

Three: Are you really that surprised?

Two: You sleep in his house. What am I supposed to think?

One: Prove it.

[bitcheslovehypos]

No. No I'm not. Resigned, mostly.

Well, I needed someplace to sleep, didn't I? And he built the damn place for Starfleet officers. And last I checked I was one.

Goddamn it, Jane... :|

[punch_it]

You tried to resign!

you slept through me nearly dying from mercury poisoning.