The Relationship Table Meme

[hypospraying]

the *:･ﾟRELATIONSHIP TABLE･ﾟ:* meme



♥ Get together all the characters your character may consider dating. (Or possibly befriending, allying with, etc.)
♥ Put their names together for organizational purposes.
♥ List all the PROS and CONS of dating/allying/befriending.
♥ Post them here and watch the travesty unfold.
♥ Check back later to see if you're datable. No one is late. (✿ﾉ◡‿◡)ﾉ *:･ﾟ


<table width="100%" cellspacing="5" cellpadding="1" border="0"><tbody><tr bgcolor="#bbbbff"><td width="20%">NAME</td><td width="40%">PROS</td><td width="40%">CONS</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#ffffff"><td>Character one!</td><td>Pros</td><td>Cons</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#cccccc"><td>Character two!</td><td>Pros</td><td>Cons</td></tr> </tbody></table>

Copy the Character One and Character Two sections from beginning TR to ending /TR including the brackets to add more.

(Shamelessly stolen from like three different games' meme comms.)

Comments

[somepartsbroken]

I NEVER loved you.

[punch_it]

BULL-FUCKING-SHIT.

[somepartsbroken]

AND QUIT TALKING TO ME WHEN I DRINK IF YOU DO NOT LIKE WHAT I SAY!

[punch_it]

First of all. No. I don't trust you to talk to anyone when drunk. At least I can brush it off.
Second of all. Fuck you. Just because I can get laid and you're refusing to put out, doesn't make me a WHORE.

[somepartsbroken]

IT WAS A SLIP OF THE TONGUE! YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE A SEX ADDICT!

I am so tired of this.

[punch_it]

Liking sex =/= whore. Get your head out of your ass, you lived through decades where sex was not treated to puritanical bullshit.

You like sex too. You don't see me drunkenly calling you a fucking rent boy.

[somepartsbroken]

Oh for fucks sake. let it GO! And despite the decades I have lived through my views have not changed much.

And I do not! People are sweaty and smell disgusting and it is more effort then it is worth. [...right.]

[punch_it]

[punch_it]

I really can't believe you managed that with a straight face.

[somepartsbroken]

Years of practice. [ And a wink goes here.]

[punch_it]

Hate you. So much. Dying now.

[somepartsbroken]

Then my job here is done.