The Relationship Table Meme

[hypospraying]

the *:･ﾟRELATIONSHIP TABLE･ﾟ:* meme



♥ Get together all the characters your character may consider dating. (Or possibly befriending, allying with, etc.)
♥ Put their names together for organizational purposes.
♥ List all the PROS and CONS of dating/allying/befriending.
♥ Post them here and watch the travesty unfold.
♥ Check back later to see if you're datable. No one is late. (✿ﾉ◡‿◡)ﾉ *:･ﾟ


<table width="100%" cellspacing="5" cellpadding="1" border="0"><tbody><tr bgcolor="#bbbbff"><td width="20%">NAME</td><td width="40%">PROS</td><td width="40%">CONS</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#ffffff"><td>Character one!</td><td>Pros</td><td>Cons</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#cccccc"><td>Character two!</td><td>Pros</td><td>Cons</td></tr> </tbody></table>

Copy the Character One and Character Two sections from beginning TR to ending /TR including the brackets to add more.

(Shamelessly stolen from like three different games' meme comms.)

Comments

[envy_the_sinners]

...Do not look at me like that.

[a_sin_for_him]

Like what?

[envy_the_sinners]

Like that.

THAT'S THAT "KIND OF A BITCH" PART

This was not my idea.

[a_sin_for_him]

I'm amused.

Casanova.

[envy_the_sinners]

Don't talk about that. She's...

Just don't talk about it.

[a_sin_for_him]

She's caught your attention in some way, clearly.

[envy_the_sinners]

Yes, by lying nearly naked in the middle of the meadow.

...And that is neither here nor there, it was simply that she had the gall to do so.

[HE'S NOT THINKING OF HER IN THAT WAY HE SWEARS OH GOD WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO HIM]

[a_sin_for_him]

Oh is that how I should have gotten your attention?

And here I've been covering up more...

[envy_the_sinners]

It was only because it was so shocking! I was not looking...

And you have gotten my attention quite enough.

[a_sin_for_him]

Really? Not at all? Even I looked.

[envy_the_sinners]

Of course not.

[a_sin_for_him]

Are you sure everything works?

[envy_the_sinners]

...

[envy_the_sinners]

[envy_the_sinners]

Keep it up and you'll never find out.

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[a_sin_for_him]

I already doubt those odds anyway.

I'm dying, send help

[envy_the_sinners]

Well you aren't inclining me to make any attempt to disprove your doubt, either.

[a_sin_for_him]

Oh for god's sake, I'm only teasing.

But keep this up, and I'm turning to women.

[envy_the_sinners]

After you tell me that you are fine with how things are. You have such a gift for improving my self confidence.

[a_sin_for_him]

[Lust is facepalming so hard right now.]

If you keep threatening not to ever sleep with me, Scar. We're having one conversation right now, everything I say exists in the context of this conversation.

[envy_the_sinners]

[Why do you put up with him, woman.]

I wouldn't be threatening if you did not blame my sense of decency on "things not working."

[a_sin_for_him]

Decency has nothing to do with it, you're in full prude territory. There's nothing indecent about an appreciative glance.

[So much eyerolling.]

[envy_the_sinners]

It still has nothing to do with what you implied.

[a_sin_for_him]

What? Any man with a healthy libido would look at least once!

[envy_the_sinners]

So you are telling me that I should be looking at other women.