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The Honesty Meme

1. Post your character/characters.

2. Ask other posters questions, either ICly or OOCly.
3. Answer honestly!
4. . . .
5. Profit or weep horribly!

 

Comments

[ishouldcarewhyexactly]

You could?

[Can you hear the wheels in her brain going?]

[alphaophiuchi]

[ those are ridiculously loud wheels, yes. ]

Sure. It's a simple expansion charm.

[ishouldcarewhyexactly]

Then why the hell haven't you?

[alphaophiuchi]

Do you have a pancake?

[ishouldcarewhyexactly]

Sure, just let me freaking pull one out of my pocket.

[alphaophiuchi]

Can't do anything for you if you can't provide what I need first.

[ishouldcarewhyexactly]

What's the good of the magic then?

[alphaophiuchi]

I can't do one thing, and it's automatically 'what's the good of magic'?

Why can't you make a pancake? What's the use of having hands if you can't do that?

[ishouldcarewhyexactly]

I can make a pancake, I just can't make one whenever the hell I want. I need supplies.

[alphaophiuchi]

And so do I.

[ishouldcarewhyexactly]

Dude, you have magic. What kind of supplies could you possibly need?

[alphaophiuchi]

See, that's where you Muggles are absolutely ridiculous. I can't just conjure something from nothing; that's a horrid idea.

[ishouldcarewhyexactly]

That's pretty much like what it looks like you're doing.

[alphaophiuchi]

Spoken like someone who truly has no idea what magic does.

It's not what I'm doing.

[ishouldcarewhyexactly]

Yeah, because I totally run across magic as often as I run across aliens.

[alphaophiuchi]

Then perhaps you ought to stop jumping to conclusions of what you think we can do. I can tell you one thing, it certainly doesn't endear us towards doing anything for you.

[ishouldcarewhyexactly]

Isn't the whole point of magic that you can do whatever you want... because it's magic?

[alphaophiuchi]

What's it like, being that thick? No. That's not the whole point. Maybe to an uneducated Muggle, it is, but not to me. Magic has rules. I've already told you that.

[ishouldcarewhyexactly]

That's actually reassuring.

And of course I'm uneducated about magic, numbnuts. It's never freaking existed before now!

[alphaophiuchi]

Oh, you are so charming, aren't you? It likely has existed, by the way. Just away from the likes of you.

Try asking actual questions next time instead of throwing assumptions out there.