TMI Sex Meme

[somepartsbroken]

The In-Character, X-Rated, Embarrassingly Personal Meme

STEP ONE: Your character is unable to lie. Answer the following questions in-character.

STEP TWO: Tag around. React ICly to the information. Ask more embarrassing questions of a personal nature.

STEP THREE: Profit!

1. What do you call your private parts, if anything?
2. When did you lose your virginity and what were the circumstances?
3. Have you ever had a same-sex sexual experience of any kind?
4. Regarding #3: What was it?
5. Okay, gentlemen. Accurate measurements, if you please – and be honest, now!
6. Do you use contraceptives of any kind? What?
7. What sex toys do you have in your repertoire?
8. Favourite sexual position?
9. Ever been skinny dipping?
10. The one sexual encounter you most enjoyed but would be embarrassed to admit to?
11. Do you have any fetishes?
12. What’s the kinkiest thing you’ve done during sex?
13. Ever paid for sex?
14. Do you consider yourself more dominant or submissive in the bedroom?
15. Do you engage in roleplay (naughty nurse, schoolgirl, etc)?
16. What are your bedroom Will-Nots? (IE – What will you absolutely REFUSE to do?)
17. Under what circumstances would you consider involving more than one partner in the bedroom?
18. If you were to play music during your sexual encounters, what would it be?
19. List five people of the candidates with whom you’d like to engage in sexual relations of any kind.
20. List all the people of the candidates with whom you have ALREADY engaged in sexual relations of any kind.

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<b>1. What do you call your private parts, if anything?</b> <b>2. When did you lose your virginity and what were the circumstances?</b> <b>3. Have you ever had a same-sex sexual experience of any kind?</b> <b>4. Regarding #3: What was it?</b> <b>5. Okay, gentlemen. Accurate measurements, if you please – and be honest, now!</b> <b>6. Do you use contraceptives of any kind? What?</b> <b>7. What sex toys do you have in your repertoire?</b> <b>8. Favourite sexual position?</b> <b>9. Ever been skinny dipping?</b> <b>10. The one sexual encounter you most enjoyed but would be embarrassed to admit to?</b> <b>11. Do you have any fetishes?</b> <b>12. What’s the kinkiest thing you’ve done during sex?</b> <b>13. Ever paid for sex?</b> <b>14. Do you consider yourself more dominant or submissive in the bedroom?</b> <b>15. Do you engage in roleplay (naughty nurse, schoolgirl, etc)?</b> <b>16. What are your bedroom Will-Nots? (IE – What will you absolutely REFUSE to do?)</b> <b>17. Under what circumstances would you consider involving more than one partner in the bedroom?</b> <b>18. If you were to play music during your sexual encounters, what would it be?</b> <b>19. List five people of the candidates with whom you’d like to engage in sexual relations of any kind.</b> <b>20. List all the people of the candidates with whom you have ALREADY engaged in sexual relations of any kind.</b>




[ Oh I blatently stole this one off the lastvoyages comm.]

Comments

[dirtyandtrue]

I didn't know that number 3 was an option.

But definitely the first two. [NO SHAME~]

[prefers_magneto]

I wasn't suggesting it wasn't.

Were you being serious, then?

[prefers_magneto]

Curiosity. I didn't....notice.

[prefers_magneto]

I'm the only person here with ready access to sharp objects. You might want to consider that.

[artistwithasickness]

..That's hilarious, since you caught something in that conversation.

Since 'Winter' came to us on the ship..

[heatedup]

Hell yeah.

[heatedup]

Well I assume it would be after we'd done it once.

[prefers_magneto]

Oh.

[heatedup]

Like I said, no active intent. Just one a' those "if you asked" things.

[prefers_magneto]

I won't.

[heatedup]

I didn't figure so. I just meant we've all got those one or two people we ain't gonna pursue, but if they came to us... [Shrug. Come on, you know what he's talking about.]

[prefers_magneto]

[Dubious] I 'caught' something?

[prefers_magneto]

[Don't count on it. A personal life is something he hasn't pursued ever until extremely recently.]

I see. [He probably doesn't.]

[artistwithasickness]

An awkward inconsistency - I'm glad it passed notice. Better all around.

[prefers_magneto]

It's out now. Don't make me comb through my memory.

[artistwithasickness]

[Well now you're just toying with her.]

What, you want a play by play or something?

[dirtyandtrue]

Presumably, but it sounded less then... hypothetical.

[prefers_magneto]

No. Just a brief and gentle reminder.

[artistwithasickness]

...

..As an artist, I'm victim to a vivid imagination. Crossing into conversation about what temperatures you can handle with what layers led to.. an amusing, albeit embarrassing one.

Don't look too far into it.

[prefers_magneto]

Ah.


Right.

[artistwithasickness]

Awesome.

So we can pretend this never conversation never happened then, yes?

[As Devi files this as Awkward things to Never Speak of Again.]

[anexquisitecreature]

Lucky you.

[anexquisitecreature]

What you think is obvious and what is actually obvious aren't always the same thing.

[prefers_magneto]

...No?

[prefers_magneto]

I don't know. It's hard to unknow things.