TMI Sex Meme

[somepartsbroken]

The In-Character, X-Rated, Embarrassingly Personal Meme

STEP ONE: Your character is unable to lie. Answer the following questions in-character.

STEP TWO: Tag around. React ICly to the information. Ask more embarrassing questions of a personal nature.

STEP THREE: Profit!

1. What do you call your private parts, if anything?
2. When did you lose your virginity and what were the circumstances?
3. Have you ever had a same-sex sexual experience of any kind?
4. Regarding #3: What was it?
5. Okay, gentlemen. Accurate measurements, if you please – and be honest, now!
6. Do you use contraceptives of any kind? What?
7. What sex toys do you have in your repertoire?
8. Favourite sexual position?
9. Ever been skinny dipping?
10. The one sexual encounter you most enjoyed but would be embarrassed to admit to?
11. Do you have any fetishes?
12. What’s the kinkiest thing you’ve done during sex?
13. Ever paid for sex?
14. Do you consider yourself more dominant or submissive in the bedroom?
15. Do you engage in roleplay (naughty nurse, schoolgirl, etc)?
16. What are your bedroom Will-Nots? (IE – What will you absolutely REFUSE to do?)
17. Under what circumstances would you consider involving more than one partner in the bedroom?
18. If you were to play music during your sexual encounters, what would it be?
19. List five people of the candidates with whom you’d like to engage in sexual relations of any kind.
20. List all the people of the candidates with whom you have ALREADY engaged in sexual relations of any kind.

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<b>1. What do you call your private parts, if anything?</b> <b>2. When did you lose your virginity and what were the circumstances?</b> <b>3. Have you ever had a same-sex sexual experience of any kind?</b> <b>4. Regarding #3: What was it?</b> <b>5. Okay, gentlemen. Accurate measurements, if you please – and be honest, now!</b> <b>6. Do you use contraceptives of any kind? What?</b> <b>7. What sex toys do you have in your repertoire?</b> <b>8. Favourite sexual position?</b> <b>9. Ever been skinny dipping?</b> <b>10. The one sexual encounter you most enjoyed but would be embarrassed to admit to?</b> <b>11. Do you have any fetishes?</b> <b>12. What’s the kinkiest thing you’ve done during sex?</b> <b>13. Ever paid for sex?</b> <b>14. Do you consider yourself more dominant or submissive in the bedroom?</b> <b>15. Do you engage in roleplay (naughty nurse, schoolgirl, etc)?</b> <b>16. What are your bedroom Will-Nots? (IE – What will you absolutely REFUSE to do?)</b> <b>17. Under what circumstances would you consider involving more than one partner in the bedroom?</b> <b>18. If you were to play music during your sexual encounters, what would it be?</b> <b>19. List five people of the candidates with whom you’d like to engage in sexual relations of any kind.</b> <b>20. List all the people of the candidates with whom you have ALREADY engaged in sexual relations of any kind.</b>




[ Oh I blatently stole this one off the lastvoyages comm.]

Comments

[hylian_hero]

1. What do you call your private parts, if anything? ... People have names other than penis?

2. When did you lose your virginity and what were the circumstances? ... Uh... not yet.

3. Have you ever had a same-sex sexual experience of any kind? No.

4. Regarding #3: What was it? No.

5. Okay, gentlemen. Accurate measurements, if you please – and be honest, now! Seriously? What sort of questions are these?!? I'm done.

[Someone is bright red at even considering these and pretty much ready to walk away.]

[strategic_guile]

1. What do you call your private parts, if anything? It's funny, I haven't named mine and people always look surprised when I say that. Little Blaine seems good enough.

2. When did you lose your virginity and what were the circumstances? I was thirteen and it was with my Uncle's college friend. She was twenty and bored, I think.

3. Have you ever had a same-sex sexual experience of any kind? [Laughing. Forever. Only answers verbally because he's compelled to.] Yes.

4. Regarding #3: What was it? There are too many to count. Guys at school, in a club.

5. Okay, gentlemen. Accurate measurements, if you please – and be honest, now! Measurements of what? [Playful, and he doesn't answer because the question isn't specific enough.] I'll be glad to show and not tell.

6. Do you use contraceptives of any kind? What? Condoms for STDs, but otherwise I don't need any.

7. What sex toys do you have in your repertoire? Vibrators, dildos, anal plugs, bullets, rabbits, cuffs, spreader bars, anal beads, nipple clips, I can't name them all.

8. Favourite sexual position? Doggy style.

9. Ever been skinny dipping? Yes, who hasn't?

10. The one sexual encounter you most enjoyed but would be embarrassed to admit to? I don't have any of those. It's hard to embarrass me.

11. Do you have any fetishes? I don't know what you'd consider a fetish, so let's say I'm open to most things at least once.

12. What’s the kinkiest thing you’ve done during sex? Erotic asphyxiation? Well, seems the most dangerous, not sure if it's the kinkiest.

13. Ever paid for sex? Yeah, and been paid, too.

14. Do you consider yourself more dominant or submissive in the bedroom? Depends on who I'm with. If you can dominate me, go for it, but odds are you'll be the one taking it.

15. Do you engage in roleplay (naughty nurse, schoolgirl, etc)? Sure, it's fun.

16. What are your bedroom Will-Nots? (IE – What will you absolutely REFUSE to do?) Not a fan of shit or pee. Or hanging from hooks. No thanks.

17. Under what circumstances would you consider involving more than one partner in the bedroom? As long as my partner is fine with it, the more the merrier.

18. If you were to play music during your sexual encounters, what would it be? You can never go wrong with some smooth jazz, even though it's old as hell. Still effective.

19. List five people of the candidates with whom you’d like to engage in sexual relations of any kind. Kate, Caius, Claire, and Mystique. Erik can use a good fuck. Maybe he'd get that stick out of his ass.

20. List all the people of the candidates with whom you have ALREADY engaged in sexual relations of any kind. You like to make people feel awkward, don't you? Let's see, Matthew, Lydia, Glinda, Charlotte, Gaia, Mary... I think that's it.

[prefers_magneto]

Bring your dick anywhere near me and I'll shove it down your throat. How's that for a 'good fuck'?

[strategic_guile]

Ahh, if only I believed you could. [Sounds so amused.]

[prefers_magneto]

I'm the only person here with ready access to sharp objects. You might want to consider that.

[anexquisitecreature]

And who are you?

[strategic_guile]

Oh, Mystique the third. I'm Blaine, and technically I've met you twice before.

[suspecteverything]

1. What do you call your private parts, if anything? Their appropriate names.

2. When did you lose your virginity and what were the circumstances? In high school because it would annoy my parents. At the time I thought that was a good idea.

3. Have you ever had a same-sex sexual experience of any kind? Yes.

4. Regarding #3: What was it? That information is classified. And, no, that is not because I'm not comfortable talking about it.

6. Do you use contraceptives of any kind? What? No.

7. What sex toys do you have in your repertoire? My husband. Why would I need anything else?

8. Favourite sexual position? One does not need a favorite.

9. Ever been skinny dipping? Oh yes. Many times.

10. The one sexual encounter you most enjoyed but would be embarrassed to admit to? I'm not really embarrassed of any of them. Though that one time on the beach with Arthur would probably embarrass others.

11. Do you have any fetishes? No.

12. What’s the kinkiest thing you’ve done during sex? I'm sure my husbands ties were involved.

13. Ever paid for sex? No, though someone has paid me. They still didn't get their sex.

14. Do you consider yourself more dominant or submissive in the bedroom? Dominant. As is my husband. It creates some... interesting times.

15. Do you engage in roleplay (naughty nurse, schoolgirl, etc)? No.

16. What are your bedroom Will-Nots? (IE – What will you absolutely REFUSE to do?) Spanking, though given specific circumstances I would likely participate.

17. Under what circumstances would you consider involving more than one partner in the bedroom? A mission. Otherwise, I'm rather content with my one.

18. If you were to play music during your sexual encounters, what would it be? Depends on the mood, I suppose.

19. List five people of the candidates with whom you’d like to engage in sexual relations of any kind. Arthur. Our marriage is rocky enough as it is, thank you.

20. List all the people of the candidates with whom you have ALREADY engaged in sexual relations of any kind. This list is rather too long, I'm afraid.

[ishouldcarewhyexactly]

1. What do you call your private parts, if anything? Who freaking names their private parts? Okay, maybe a guy, but... really?

2. When did you lose your virginity and what were the circumstances? Psh. Middle school. It was in the back of his car.

3. Have you ever had a same-sex sexual experience of any kind? Yes.

4. Regarding #3: What was it? I kissed a girl and I didn't like it. You do what you have to do sometimes.

5. Okay, gentlemen. Accurate measurements, if you please – and be honest, now! Yeah, not a dude, but those measurements better be big.

6. Do you use contraceptives of any kind? What? Hell yes. Condoms are necessary. Who wants a kid?

7. What sex toys do you have in your repertoire? Whatever is handy. People actually plan for this shit?

8. Favourite sexual position? Whatever one I'm currently in at the moment.

9. Ever been skinny dipping? Yes. That's not a hidden thing or anything.

10. The one sexual encounter you most enjoyed but would be embarrassed to admit to? If I'm embarrassed by it why would I even admit it had happened?

11. Do you have any fetishes? Uh, yuck. No.

12. What’s the kinkiest thing you’ve done during sex? Heh.

13. Ever paid for sex? That would be known as prostitution and I work for the federal government.

14. Do you consider yourself more dominant or submissive in the bedroom? Dominant, duh.

15. Do you engage in roleplay (naughty nurse, schoolgirl, etc)? No. I get enough of that shit every day.

16. What are your bedroom Will-Nots? (IE – What will you absolutely REFUSE to do?) Um... what I'm told when I don't want to?

17. Under what circumstances would you consider involving more than one partner in the bedroom? When they're both really hot guys.

18. If you were to play music during your sexual encounters, what would it be? Not necessary. Let's skip right to the sex.

19. List five people of the candidates with whom you’d like to engage in sexual relations of any kind. Nobody would know them here.

20. List all the people of the candidates with whom you have ALREADY engaged in sexual relations of any kind. God, you really want me to do that? It would be painful running through that whole list of losers.

[strategic_guile]

So, if I find another hot guy...

[the4united]

1. What do you call your private parts, if anything? Er... Penis?

2. When did you lose your virginity and what were the circumstances? I haven't?

3. Have you ever had a same-sex sexual experience of any kind? N-no.

5. Okay, gentlemen. Accurate measurements, if you please – and be honest, now! M-measurements? I... Why would you even want to measure... that?

6. Do you use contraceptives of any kind? What? Magic, I guess? If I needed to.

7. What sex toys do you have in your repertoire? Gskokhe. WHAT?!

[prefers_magneto]

1. What do you call your private parts, if anything? I didn't name it, if that's what you're asking.
2. When did you lose your virginity and what were the circumstances? When I needed it, I bought it. Same way I sated any kind of hunger.
3. Have you ever had a same-sex sexual experience of any kind? No.
4. Regarding #3: What was it?
5. Okay, gentlemen. Accurate measurements, if you please – and be honest, now! :| Big enough to get the job done.
6. Do you use contraceptives of any kind? What? Sometimes. Condoms.
7. What sex toys do you have in your repertoire? Does it need accessories?
8. Favourite sexual position? I don't have a favourite; I like to see what happens.
9. Ever been skinny dipping? If bathing outdoors out of necessity counts, then yes.
10. The one sexual encounter you most enjoyed but would be embarrassed to admit to? There was one particular whore in Italy...
11. Do you have any fetishes? What do you mean?
12. What’s the kinkiest thing you’ve done during sex? I don't.
13. Ever paid for sex? Many times.
14. Do you consider yourself more dominant or submissive in the bedroom? Dominant but collaborative with the right person.
15. Do you engage in roleplay (naughty nurse, schoolgirl, etc)? No.
16. What are your bedroom Will-Nots? (IE – What will you absolutely REFUSE to do?) Bondage. Anything humiliating.
17. Under what circumstances would you consider involving more than one partner in the bedroom? None come to mind.
18. If you were to play music during your sexual encounters, what would it be? I wouldn't.
19. List five people of the candidates with whom you’d like to engage in sexual relations of any kind. Mystique.
20. List all the people of the candidates with whom you have ALREADY engaged in sexual relations of any kind. ...Mystique.

[anexquisitecreature]

...okay, then.

[prefers_magneto]

That was the other one.

Warning, she will get defensive. Tender Subject is tender.

[artistwithasickness]

1. What do you call your private parts, if anything? Vagina, hoo ha... clamtrap if I'm feeling crude.

2. When did you lose your virginity and what were the circumstances? ... When I was 22, it was by a lake, and he was the first guy who wasn't shitting himself or trying to eat someone, or just wanted to get into my pants for the sake of it.

3. Have you ever had a same-sex sexual experience of any kind?Nope

6. Do you use contraceptives of any kind? What? Nope. Can't have kids.

7. What sex toys do you have in your repertoire? There may be a butt plug amid the nipple clamp and those set of restraints.

8. Favourite sexual position? All of them.

9. Ever been skinny dipping? Hahaha No.

10. The one sexual encounter you most enjoyed but would be embarrassed to admit to? No.

11. Do you have any fetishes? Not really?

12. What’s the kinkiest thing you’ve done during sex? Light BDSM

13. Ever paid for sex? God no.

14. Do you consider yourself more dominant or submissive in the bedroom? Mmm, more submissive, but totally a switch hitter, so, either way.

15. Do you engage in roleplay (naughty nurse, schoolgirl, etc)? No

16. What are your bedroom Will-Nots? (IE – What will you absolutely REFUSE to do?) Bloodplay, Bathroom anything.

17. Under what circumstances would you consider involving more than one partner in the bedroom? Good drugs?

18. If you were to play music during your sexual encounters, what would it be? None.

19. List five people of the candidates with whom you’d like to engage in sexual relations of any kind. c.c Caius, Dorian, Uri (do Carvers count?) Erik

20. List all the people of the candidates with whom you have ALREADY engaged in sexual relations of any kind. Julian and Caius.

[prefers_magneto]

...What?

[artistwithasickness]

Shut up.

[dirtyandtrue]

1. What do you call your private parts, if anything? Cock? Penis? Dick? Are you asking for terms or NAMES, because no one should name their dick.

2. When did you lose your virginity and what were the circumstances?12 years old, with a serving girl in the stables.

3. Have you ever had a same-sex sexual experience of any kind?Yes.

4. Regarding #3: What was it? Exactly what you'd think it was, reoccuring.

5. Okay, gentlemen. Accurate measurements, if you please – and be honest, now! Length: 8 1/2 | Girth: An Inch and a half.

6. Do you use contraceptives of any kind? What?I'm dead, who'd need them?

7. What sex toys do you have in your repertoire? None, I'm more then enough on my own.

8. Favourite sexual position?Up against walls.. over tables is nice too.

9. Ever been skinny dipping? Yes, but then again, bathing in rivers and lakes was a norm if you traveled back then.

10. The one sexual encounter you most enjoyed but would be embarrassed to admit to? Fucking someone in open plain and public view with an attentive audiance.

11. Do you have any fetishes? Bloodplay, biting.

12. What’s the kinkiest thing you’ve done during sex? What haven't I done during sex?

13. Ever paid for sex? Yes.

14. Do you consider yourself more dominant or submissive in the bedroom? Dominant.

15. Do you engage in roleplay (naughty nurse, schoolgirl, etc)? No.

16. What are your bedroom Will-Nots? (IE – What will you absolutely REFUSE to do?) Can't think of anything. Like I said, what haven't I done?

17. Under what circumstances would you consider involving more than one partner in the bedroom? The day ending in Y? Seriously, they just have to be hot and willing. I'm an orgy man.

18. If you were to play music during your sexual encounters, what would it be? Soft Classical, if anything.

19. List five people of the candidates with whom you’d like to engage in sexual relations of any kind. Hmm. Does it count if I've already bedded them? Oh, no, Charles might be fun in the sack.

20. List all the people of the candidates with whom you have ALREADY engaged in sexual relations of any kind. Blaine, Lydia, Charlotte, Enjolras, Noah, Selene, Kurt, Kate.. I'm pretty sure that's everyone..

[strategic_guile]

[He just laughs and says nothing important at all]

[dirtyandtrue]

You know you love it.

Yours stirred up a lot more dander because no one is surprised about my tastes at all.

[heatedup]

1. What do you call your private parts, if anything?
uhh, I don't got a name for it if that's what you're thinking. But I had a boyfriend once who insisted my ass and his dick were married and my ass was the wife. His dick piercing was the happy couple's best friend.

2. When did you lose your virginity and what were the circumstances?
15, with an older guy from my school. I bullshitted and acted like I knew what I was doing and as a result it was terrible. I'm glad I got it over with, but also glad I waited a couple years trying again.

3. Have you ever had a same-sex sexual experience of any kind?
...seriously?

4. Regarding #3: What was it?
Kind of offended at the questions acting like straight is default, not gonna lie.

5. Okay, gentlemen. Accurate measurements, if you please – and be honest, now!
Fuck do I know? I ain't takin' a ruler to it. I know I'm more or less average, though.

6. Do you use contraceptives of any kind? What?
Uhhh...I'm not as good about condoms as I should be, to be honest.

7. What sex toys do you have in your repertoire?
Here? None.

8. Favourite sexual position?
On my stomach.

9. Ever been skinny dipping?
Ew fuck water no.

10. The one sexual encounter you most enjoyed but would be embarrassed to admit to?
Oh, fuck. Uhh...probably the fisting story.

11. Do you have any fetishes?
Hella.

12. What’s the kinkiest thing you’ve done during sex?
I think probably that incident with a swing, a gag, a blindfold, wrist cuffs, and nipple clamps would count. Honestly, if it's not kinky I ain't that into it, so it's hard to pick a single most extreme.

13. Ever paid for sex?
Not...directly. I mean, you can make arguments about gifts and meals I guess. I've definitely spent money on guys I just wanted sex from.

14. Do you consider yourself more dominant or submissive in the bedroom?
Submissive, definitely.

15. Do you engage in roleplay (naughty nurse, schoolgirl, etc)?
If he wants, I'll try it, sure.

16. What are your bedroom Will-Nots? (IE – What will you absolutely REFUSE to do?)
Orgasm denial and anything with water or cold temperatures, for obvious reasons. There's probably more but that's what jumps out?

17. Under what circumstances would you consider involving more than one partner in the bedroom?
Uhhhh...I mean, one of 'em would have to be the love of my life and the other would have to be Brad Pitt or somethin'. I'm not a multiples guy. I just don't think it'd be good for me emotionally.

18. If you were to play music during your sexual encounters, what would it be?
Well, that's embarrassing. I actually have a whole playlist at home.

19. List five people of the candidates with whom you’d like to engage in sexual relations of any kind.
Blaine, Matt, Erik, Simon, Enjolras. No intent, gentlemen, just who's my type is all. Although if any of y'all asked I'd be there in a heartbeat. Just sayin'.

20. List all the people of the candidates with whom you have ALREADY engaged in sexual relations of any kind.
Matt. That...might be it of people who are still here.

[dirtyandtrue]

Anytime, almost anyplace. /waggles eyebrows

[heatedup]

Hell yeah.

[prefers_magneto]

Is this a practical joke?

[heatedup]

What?