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outofshadows2015-05-29 09:41 pm
somepartsbroken) wrote in outofshadows2015-05-29 09:41 pm
TMI Sex Meme
STEP ONE: Your character is unable to lie. Answer the following questions in-character.
STEP TWO: Tag around. React ICly to the information. Ask more embarrassing questions of a personal nature.
STEP THREE: Profit!
1. What do you call your private parts, if anything?
2. When did you lose your virginity and what were the circumstances?
3. Have you ever had a same-sex sexual experience of any kind?
4. Regarding #3: What was it?
5. Okay, gentlemen. Accurate measurements, if you please – and be honest, now!
6. Do you use contraceptives of any kind? What?
7. What sex toys do you have in your repertoire?
8. Favourite sexual position?
9. Ever been skinny dipping?
10. The one sexual encounter you most enjoyed but would be embarrassed to admit to?
11. Do you have any fetishes?
12. What’s the kinkiest thing you’ve done during sex?
13. Ever paid for sex?
14. Do you consider yourself more dominant or submissive in the bedroom?
15. Do you engage in roleplay (naughty nurse, schoolgirl, etc)?
16. What are your bedroom Will-Nots? (IE – What will you absolutely REFUSE to do?)
17. Under what circumstances would you consider involving more than one partner in the bedroom?
18. If you were to play music during your sexual encounters, what would it be?
19. List five people of the candidates with whom you’d like to engage in sexual relations of any kind.
20. List all the people of the candidates with whom you have ALREADY engaged in sexual relations of any kind.
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2. When did you lose your virginity and what were the circumstances? Psh. Middle school. It was in the back of his car.
3. Have you ever had a same-sex sexual experience of any kind? Yes.
4. Regarding #3: What was it? I kissed a girl and I didn't like it. You do what you have to do sometimes.
5. Okay, gentlemen. Accurate measurements, if you please – and be honest, now! Yeah, not a dude, but those measurements better be big.
6. Do you use contraceptives of any kind? What? Hell yes. Condoms are necessary. Who wants a kid?
7. What sex toys do you have in your repertoire? Whatever is handy. People actually plan for this shit?
8. Favourite sexual position? Whatever one I'm currently in at the moment.
9. Ever been skinny dipping? Yes. That's not a hidden thing or anything.
10. The one sexual encounter you most enjoyed but would be embarrassed to admit to? If I'm embarrassed by it why would I even admit it had happened?
11. Do you have any fetishes? Uh, yuck. No.
12. What’s the kinkiest thing you’ve done during sex? Heh.
13. Ever paid for sex? That would be known as prostitution and I work for the federal government.
14. Do you consider yourself more dominant or submissive in the bedroom? Dominant, duh.
15. Do you engage in roleplay (naughty nurse, schoolgirl, etc)? No. I get enough of that shit every day.
16. What are your bedroom Will-Nots? (IE – What will you absolutely REFUSE to do?) Um... what I'm told when I don't want to?
17. Under what circumstances would you consider involving more than one partner in the bedroom? When they're both really hot guys.
18. If you were to play music during your sexual encounters, what would it be? Not necessary. Let's skip right to the sex.
19. List five people of the candidates with whom you’d like to engage in sexual relations of any kind. Nobody would know them here.
20. List all the people of the candidates with whom you have ALREADY engaged in sexual relations of any kind. God, you really want me to do that? It would be painful running through that whole list of losers.
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