outofshadows | TMI Sex Meme

The In-Character, X-Rated, Embarrassingly Personal Meme

STEP ONE: Your character is unable to lie. Answer the following questions in-character.

STEP TWO: Tag around. React ICly to the information. Ask more embarrassing questions of a personal nature.

STEP THREE: Profit!

1. What do you call your private parts, if anything?
2. When did you lose your virginity and what were the circumstances?
3. Have you ever had a same-sex sexual experience of any kind?
4. Regarding #3: What was it?
5. Okay, gentlemen. Accurate measurements, if you please – and be honest, now!
6. Do you use contraceptives of any kind? What?
7. What sex toys do you have in your repertoire?
8. Favourite sexual position?
9. Ever been skinny dipping?
10. The one sexual encounter you most enjoyed but would be embarrassed to admit to?
11. Do you have any fetishes?
12. What’s the kinkiest thing you’ve done during sex?
13. Ever paid for sex?
14. Do you consider yourself more dominant or submissive in the bedroom?
15. Do you engage in roleplay (naughty nurse, schoolgirl, etc)?
16. What are your bedroom Will-Nots? (IE – What will you absolutely REFUSE to do?)
17. Under what circumstances would you consider involving more than one partner in the bedroom?
18. If you were to play music during your sexual encounters, what would it be?
19. List five people of the candidates with whom you’d like to engage in sexual relations of any kind.
20. List all the people of the candidates with whom you have ALREADY engaged in sexual relations of any kind.

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1. What do you call your private parts, if anything?

2. When did you lose your virginity and what were the circumstances?

3. Have you ever had a same-sex sexual experience of any kind?

4. Regarding #3: What was it?

5. Okay, gentlemen. Accurate measurements, if you please – and be honest, now!

6. Do you use contraceptives of any kind? What?

7. What sex toys do you have in your repertoire?

8. Favourite sexual position?

9. Ever been skinny dipping?

10. The one sexual encounter you most enjoyed but would be embarrassed to admit to?

11. Do you have any fetishes?

12. What’s the kinkiest thing you’ve done during sex?

13. Ever paid for sex?

14. Do you consider yourself more dominant or submissive in the bedroom?

15. Do you engage in roleplay (naughty nurse, schoolgirl, etc)?

16. What are your bedroom Will-Nots? (IE – What will you absolutely REFUSE to do?)

17. Under what circumstances would you consider involving more than one partner in the bedroom?

18. If you were to play music during your sexual encounters, what would it be?

19. List five people of the candidates with whom you’d like to engage in sexual relations of any kind.

20. List all the people of the candidates with whom you have ALREADY engaged in sexual relations of any kind.

[ Oh I blatently stole this one off the

lastvoyages comm.]

Threaded | Top-Level Comments Only

Are you hard of hearing now? No.

I thought you might elaborate.

Then you should have used more words.

[Such sweetness in her tone.]

Would you elaborate?

Discretion will be the better part of valor.

...I don't think that's such a good idea right now. It's been a long time since I've known you, Erik.

That I can agree with.

So?

[She hopes you're happy with yourself. :| Now she can run away like she wanted to before.]

So don't be an asshole and curb your impatience.

But it hasn't been a long time since I've known you. Except it has. I haven't changed since the last time you knew me, but you have.

[He is a little happy with himself; not gonna lie.]

Just don't try and tell me your dick has mutant powers of healing rifts in friendships caused by boogeymen and gaps in the fabric of space and time, because I'll deck you.