outofshadows | TMI Sex Meme

The In-Character, X-Rated, Embarrassingly Personal Meme

STEP ONE: Your character is unable to lie. Answer the following questions in-character.

STEP TWO: Tag around. React ICly to the information. Ask more embarrassing questions of a personal nature.

STEP THREE: Profit!

1. What do you call your private parts, if anything?
2. When did you lose your virginity and what were the circumstances?
3. Have you ever had a same-sex sexual experience of any kind?
4. Regarding #3: What was it?
5. Okay, gentlemen. Accurate measurements, if you please – and be honest, now!
6. Do you use contraceptives of any kind? What?
7. What sex toys do you have in your repertoire?
8. Favourite sexual position?
9. Ever been skinny dipping?
10. The one sexual encounter you most enjoyed but would be embarrassed to admit to?
11. Do you have any fetishes?
12. What’s the kinkiest thing you’ve done during sex?
13. Ever paid for sex?
14. Do you consider yourself more dominant or submissive in the bedroom?
15. Do you engage in roleplay (naughty nurse, schoolgirl, etc)?
16. What are your bedroom Will-Nots? (IE – What will you absolutely REFUSE to do?)
17. Under what circumstances would you consider involving more than one partner in the bedroom?
18. If you were to play music during your sexual encounters, what would it be?
19. List five people of the candidates with whom you’d like to engage in sexual relations of any kind.
20. List all the people of the candidates with whom you have ALREADY engaged in sexual relations of any kind.

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1. What do you call your private parts, if anything?

2. When did you lose your virginity and what were the circumstances?

3. Have you ever had a same-sex sexual experience of any kind?

4. Regarding #3: What was it?

5. Okay, gentlemen. Accurate measurements, if you please – and be honest, now!

6. Do you use contraceptives of any kind? What?

7. What sex toys do you have in your repertoire?

8. Favourite sexual position?

9. Ever been skinny dipping?

10. The one sexual encounter you most enjoyed but would be embarrassed to admit to?

11. Do you have any fetishes?

12. What’s the kinkiest thing you’ve done during sex?

13. Ever paid for sex?

14. Do you consider yourself more dominant or submissive in the bedroom?

15. Do you engage in roleplay (naughty nurse, schoolgirl, etc)?

16. What are your bedroom Will-Nots? (IE – What will you absolutely REFUSE to do?)

17. Under what circumstances would you consider involving more than one partner in the bedroom?

18. If you were to play music during your sexual encounters, what would it be?

19. List five people of the candidates with whom you’d like to engage in sexual relations of any kind.

20. List all the people of the candidates with whom you have ALREADY engaged in sexual relations of any kind.

[ Oh I blatently stole this one off the

lastvoyages comm.]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

1. What do you call your private parts, if anything? It's funny, I haven't named mine and people always look surprised when I say that. Little Blaine seems good enough.

2. When did you lose your virginity and what were the circumstances? I was thirteen and it was with my Uncle's college friend. She was twenty and bored, I think.

3. Have you ever had a same-sex sexual experience of any kind? [Laughing. Forever. Only answers verbally because he's compelled to.] Yes.

4. Regarding #3: What was it? There are too many to count. Guys at school, in a club.

5. Okay, gentlemen. Accurate measurements, if you please – and be honest, now! Measurements of what? [Playful, and he doesn't answer because the question isn't specific enough.] I'll be glad to show and not tell.

6. Do you use contraceptives of any kind? What? Condoms for STDs, but otherwise I don't need any.

7. What sex toys do you have in your repertoire? Vibrators, dildos, anal plugs, bullets, rabbits, cuffs, spreader bars, anal beads, nipple clips, I can't name them all.

8. Favourite sexual position? Doggy style.

9. Ever been skinny dipping? Yes, who hasn't?

10. The one sexual encounter you most enjoyed but would be embarrassed to admit to? I don't have any of those. It's hard to embarrass me.

11. Do you have any fetishes? I don't know what you'd consider a fetish, so let's say I'm open to most things at least once.

12. What’s the kinkiest thing you’ve done during sex? Erotic asphyxiation? Well, seems the most dangerous, not sure if it's the kinkiest.

13. Ever paid for sex? Yeah, and been paid, too.

14. Do you consider yourself more dominant or submissive in the bedroom? Depends on who I'm with. If you can dominate me, go for it, but odds are you'll be the one taking it.

15. Do you engage in roleplay (naughty nurse, schoolgirl, etc)? Sure, it's fun.

16. What are your bedroom Will-Nots? (IE – What will you absolutely REFUSE to do?) Not a fan of shit or pee. Or hanging from hooks. No thanks.

17. Under what circumstances would you consider involving more than one partner in the bedroom? As long as my partner is fine with it, the more the merrier.

18. If you were to play music during your sexual encounters, what would it be? You can never go wrong with some smooth jazz, even though it's old as hell. Still effective.

19. List five people of the candidates with whom you’d like to engage in sexual relations of any kind. Kate, Caius, Claire, and Mystique. Erik can use a good fuck. Maybe he'd get that stick out of his ass.

20. List all the people of the candidates with whom you have ALREADY engaged in sexual relations of any kind. You like to make people feel awkward, don't you? Let's see, Matthew, Lydia, Glinda, Charlotte, Gaia, Mary... I think that's it.