TMI Sex Meme

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The In-Character, X-Rated, Embarrassingly Personal Meme

STEP ONE: Your character is unable to lie. Answer the following questions in-character.

STEP TWO: Tag around. React ICly to the information. Ask more embarrassing questions of a personal nature.

STEP THREE: Profit!

1. What do you call your private parts, if anything?
2. When did you lose your virginity and what were the circumstances?
3. Have you ever had a same-sex sexual experience of any kind?
4. Regarding #3: What was it?
5. Okay, gentlemen. Accurate measurements, if you please – and be honest, now!
6. Do you use contraceptives of any kind? What?
7. What sex toys do you have in your repertoire?
8. Favourite sexual position?
9. Ever been skinny dipping?
10. The one sexual encounter you most enjoyed but would be embarrassed to admit to?
11. Do you have any fetishes?
12. What’s the kinkiest thing you’ve done during sex?
13. Ever paid for sex?
14. Do you consider yourself more dominant or submissive in the bedroom?
15. Do you engage in roleplay (naughty nurse, schoolgirl, etc)?
16. What are your bedroom Will-Nots? (IE – What will you absolutely REFUSE to do?)
17. Under what circumstances would you consider involving more than one partner in the bedroom?
18. If you were to play music during your sexual encounters, what would it be?
19. List five people of the candidates with whom you’d like to engage in sexual relations of any kind.
20. List all the people of the candidates with whom you have ALREADY engaged in sexual relations of any kind.

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<b>1. What do you call your private parts, if anything?</b> <b>2. When did you lose your virginity and what were the circumstances?</b> <b>3. Have you ever had a same-sex sexual experience of any kind?</b> <b>4. Regarding #3: What was it?</b> <b>5. Okay, gentlemen. Accurate measurements, if you please – and be honest, now!</b> <b>6. Do you use contraceptives of any kind? What?</b> <b>7. What sex toys do you have in your repertoire?</b> <b>8. Favourite sexual position?</b> <b>9. Ever been skinny dipping?</b> <b>10. The one sexual encounter you most enjoyed but would be embarrassed to admit to?</b> <b>11. Do you have any fetishes?</b> <b>12. What’s the kinkiest thing you’ve done during sex?</b> <b>13. Ever paid for sex?</b> <b>14. Do you consider yourself more dominant or submissive in the bedroom?</b> <b>15. Do you engage in roleplay (naughty nurse, schoolgirl, etc)?</b> <b>16. What are your bedroom Will-Nots? (IE – What will you absolutely REFUSE to do?)</b> <b>17. Under what circumstances would you consider involving more than one partner in the bedroom?</b> <b>18. If you were to play music during your sexual encounters, what would it be?</b> <b>19. List five people of the candidates with whom you’d like to engage in sexual relations of any kind.</b> <b>20. List all the people of the candidates with whom you have ALREADY engaged in sexual relations of any kind.</b>




[ Oh I blatently stole this one off the lastvoyages comm.]

Comments

[prefers_magneto]

1. What do you call your private parts, if anything? I didn't name it, if that's what you're asking.
2. When did you lose your virginity and what were the circumstances? When I needed it, I bought it. Same way I sated any kind of hunger.
3. Have you ever had a same-sex sexual experience of any kind? No.
4. Regarding #3: What was it?
5. Okay, gentlemen. Accurate measurements, if you please – and be honest, now! :| Big enough to get the job done.
6. Do you use contraceptives of any kind? What? Sometimes. Condoms.
7. What sex toys do you have in your repertoire? Does it need accessories?
8. Favourite sexual position? I don't have a favourite; I like to see what happens.
9. Ever been skinny dipping? If bathing outdoors out of necessity counts, then yes.
10. The one sexual encounter you most enjoyed but would be embarrassed to admit to? There was one particular whore in Italy...
11. Do you have any fetishes? What do you mean?
12. What’s the kinkiest thing you’ve done during sex? I don't.
13. Ever paid for sex? Many times.
14. Do you consider yourself more dominant or submissive in the bedroom? Dominant but collaborative with the right person.
15. Do you engage in roleplay (naughty nurse, schoolgirl, etc)? No.
16. What are your bedroom Will-Nots? (IE – What will you absolutely REFUSE to do?) Bondage. Anything humiliating.
17. Under what circumstances would you consider involving more than one partner in the bedroom? None come to mind.
18. If you were to play music during your sexual encounters, what would it be? I wouldn't.
19. List five people of the candidates with whom you’d like to engage in sexual relations of any kind. Mystique.
20. List all the people of the candidates with whom you have ALREADY engaged in sexual relations of any kind. ...Mystique.

[anexquisitecreature]

...okay, then.

[prefers_magneto]

That was the other one.

[anexquisitecreature]

19 and 20? Or just 20?

[prefers_magneto]

You know I was with her. What's the big deal?

[anexquisitecreature]

I'm not actually talking about her.

[prefers_magneto]

......Oh.

[anexquisitecreature]

Your eloquence is inspiring.

[prefers_magneto]

You're 19. She was 20.

I should think that both were obvious.

[anexquisitecreature]

What you think is obvious and what is actually obvious aren't always the same thing.

[prefers_magneto]

...No?

[anexquisitecreature]

Are you hard of hearing now? No.

[prefers_magneto]

I thought you might elaborate.

[anexquisitecreature]

Then you should have used more words.

[Such sweetness in her tone.]

[prefers_magneto]

Would you elaborate?

[anexquisitecreature]

...I don't think that's such a good idea right now. It's been a long time since I've known you, Erik.

[prefers_magneto]

So?

[anexquisitecreature]

So don't be an asshole and curb your impatience.

[prefers_magneto]

But it hasn't been a long time since I've known you. Except it has. I haven't changed since the last time you knew me, but you have.

[anexquisitecreature]

Just don't try and tell me your dick has mutant powers of healing rifts in friendships caused by boogeymen and gaps in the fabric of space and time, because I'll deck you.

[prefers_magneto]

What? I just want you to talk to me.

[anexquisitecreature]

Not according to number 19, you don't.

[Can he hear her smirking? Because look at that reaction! Boom. Done.]

[prefers_magneto]

[All right. Have a little smidgeon of a smirky smile.]

You should be flattered. They wanted five names.

[anexquisitecreature]

I'm really feeling special, thanks.

[prefers_magneto]

I'd like to say it's my pleasure, but... [Little smirk.]