TMI Sex Meme

[somepartsbroken]

The In-Character, X-Rated, Embarrassingly Personal Meme

STEP ONE: Your character is unable to lie. Answer the following questions in-character.

STEP TWO: Tag around. React ICly to the information. Ask more embarrassing questions of a personal nature.

STEP THREE: Profit!

1. What do you call your private parts, if anything?
2. When did you lose your virginity and what were the circumstances?
3. Have you ever had a same-sex sexual experience of any kind?
4. Regarding #3: What was it?
5. Okay, gentlemen. Accurate measurements, if you please – and be honest, now!
6. Do you use contraceptives of any kind? What?
7. What sex toys do you have in your repertoire?
8. Favourite sexual position?
9. Ever been skinny dipping?
10. The one sexual encounter you most enjoyed but would be embarrassed to admit to?
11. Do you have any fetishes?
12. What’s the kinkiest thing you’ve done during sex?
13. Ever paid for sex?
14. Do you consider yourself more dominant or submissive in the bedroom?
15. Do you engage in roleplay (naughty nurse, schoolgirl, etc)?
16. What are your bedroom Will-Nots? (IE – What will you absolutely REFUSE to do?)
17. Under what circumstances would you consider involving more than one partner in the bedroom?
18. If you were to play music during your sexual encounters, what would it be?
19. List five people of the candidates with whom you’d like to engage in sexual relations of any kind.
20. List all the people of the candidates with whom you have ALREADY engaged in sexual relations of any kind.

Please point out any content warnings, please and thank you! Copy-pastable HTML for your convenience:

<b>1. What do you call your private parts, if anything?</b> <b>2. When did you lose your virginity and what were the circumstances?</b> <b>3. Have you ever had a same-sex sexual experience of any kind?</b> <b>4. Regarding #3: What was it?</b> <b>5. Okay, gentlemen. Accurate measurements, if you please – and be honest, now!</b> <b>6. Do you use contraceptives of any kind? What?</b> <b>7. What sex toys do you have in your repertoire?</b> <b>8. Favourite sexual position?</b> <b>9. Ever been skinny dipping?</b> <b>10. The one sexual encounter you most enjoyed but would be embarrassed to admit to?</b> <b>11. Do you have any fetishes?</b> <b>12. What’s the kinkiest thing you’ve done during sex?</b> <b>13. Ever paid for sex?</b> <b>14. Do you consider yourself more dominant or submissive in the bedroom?</b> <b>15. Do you engage in roleplay (naughty nurse, schoolgirl, etc)?</b> <b>16. What are your bedroom Will-Nots? (IE – What will you absolutely REFUSE to do?)</b> <b>17. Under what circumstances would you consider involving more than one partner in the bedroom?</b> <b>18. If you were to play music during your sexual encounters, what would it be?</b> <b>19. List five people of the candidates with whom you’d like to engage in sexual relations of any kind.</b> <b>20. List all the people of the candidates with whom you have ALREADY engaged in sexual relations of any kind.</b>




[ Oh I blatently stole this one off the lastvoyages comm.]

Comments

[anexquisitecreature]

And who are you?

[strategic_guile]

Oh, Mystique the third. I'm Blaine, and technically I've met you twice before.

[anexquisitecreature]

Lucky you.

[strategic_guile]

I'm sensing some anger.

[anexquisitecreature]

Not quite.

I'm not sure what the versions of me I don't remember being here did to get on that list, though.

[strategic_guile]

Well, you're an attractive woman who works hard and doesn't let herself get pushed around.

[anexquisitecreature]

Aren't you a charmer. What was your strike rate with that line?

[strategic_guile]

It has to be a line? It can't possibly be that assertive women who push me around a little make me horny?

[anexquisitecreature]

No, I can tell that part already. You didn't answer my question, though.

[strategic_guile]

Since it's not 'a line' the answer is zero.

[anexquisitecreature]

I figured, but it doesn't hurt to check. Your streak isn't going to break, I should tell you now.