TMI Sex Meme

[somepartsbroken]

The In-Character, X-Rated, Embarrassingly Personal Meme

STEP ONE: Your character is unable to lie. Answer the following questions in-character.

STEP TWO: Tag around. React ICly to the information. Ask more embarrassing questions of a personal nature.

STEP THREE: Profit!

1. What do you call your private parts, if anything?
2. When did you lose your virginity and what were the circumstances?
3. Have you ever had a same-sex sexual experience of any kind?
4. Regarding #3: What was it?
5. Okay, gentlemen. Accurate measurements, if you please – and be honest, now!
6. Do you use contraceptives of any kind? What?
7. What sex toys do you have in your repertoire?
8. Favourite sexual position?
9. Ever been skinny dipping?
10. The one sexual encounter you most enjoyed but would be embarrassed to admit to?
11. Do you have any fetishes?
12. What’s the kinkiest thing you’ve done during sex?
13. Ever paid for sex?
14. Do you consider yourself more dominant or submissive in the bedroom?
15. Do you engage in roleplay (naughty nurse, schoolgirl, etc)?
16. What are your bedroom Will-Nots? (IE – What will you absolutely REFUSE to do?)
17. Under what circumstances would you consider involving more than one partner in the bedroom?
18. If you were to play music during your sexual encounters, what would it be?
19. List five people of the candidates with whom you’d like to engage in sexual relations of any kind.
20. List all the people of the candidates with whom you have ALREADY engaged in sexual relations of any kind.

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<b>1. What do you call your private parts, if anything?</b> <b>2. When did you lose your virginity and what were the circumstances?</b> <b>3. Have you ever had a same-sex sexual experience of any kind?</b> <b>4. Regarding #3: What was it?</b> <b>5. Okay, gentlemen. Accurate measurements, if you please – and be honest, now!</b> <b>6. Do you use contraceptives of any kind? What?</b> <b>7. What sex toys do you have in your repertoire?</b> <b>8. Favourite sexual position?</b> <b>9. Ever been skinny dipping?</b> <b>10. The one sexual encounter you most enjoyed but would be embarrassed to admit to?</b> <b>11. Do you have any fetishes?</b> <b>12. What’s the kinkiest thing you’ve done during sex?</b> <b>13. Ever paid for sex?</b> <b>14. Do you consider yourself more dominant or submissive in the bedroom?</b> <b>15. Do you engage in roleplay (naughty nurse, schoolgirl, etc)?</b> <b>16. What are your bedroom Will-Nots? (IE – What will you absolutely REFUSE to do?)</b> <b>17. Under what circumstances would you consider involving more than one partner in the bedroom?</b> <b>18. If you were to play music during your sexual encounters, what would it be?</b> <b>19. List five people of the candidates with whom you’d like to engage in sexual relations of any kind.</b> <b>20. List all the people of the candidates with whom you have ALREADY engaged in sexual relations of any kind.</b>




[ Oh I blatently stole this one off the lastvoyages comm.]

Comments

Warning, she will get defensive. Tender Subject is tender.

[artistwithasickness]

1. What do you call your private parts, if anything? Vagina, hoo ha... clamtrap if I'm feeling crude.

2. When did you lose your virginity and what were the circumstances? ... When I was 22, it was by a lake, and he was the first guy who wasn't shitting himself or trying to eat someone, or just wanted to get into my pants for the sake of it.

3. Have you ever had a same-sex sexual experience of any kind?Nope

6. Do you use contraceptives of any kind? What? Nope. Can't have kids.

7. What sex toys do you have in your repertoire? There may be a butt plug amid the nipple clamp and those set of restraints.

8. Favourite sexual position? All of them.

9. Ever been skinny dipping? Hahaha No.

10. The one sexual encounter you most enjoyed but would be embarrassed to admit to? No.

11. Do you have any fetishes? Not really?

12. What’s the kinkiest thing you’ve done during sex? Light BDSM

13. Ever paid for sex? God no.

14. Do you consider yourself more dominant or submissive in the bedroom? Mmm, more submissive, but totally a switch hitter, so, either way.

15. Do you engage in roleplay (naughty nurse, schoolgirl, etc)? No

16. What are your bedroom Will-Nots? (IE – What will you absolutely REFUSE to do?) Bloodplay, Bathroom anything.

17. Under what circumstances would you consider involving more than one partner in the bedroom? Good drugs?

18. If you were to play music during your sexual encounters, what would it be? None.

19. List five people of the candidates with whom you’d like to engage in sexual relations of any kind. c.c Caius, Dorian, Uri (do Carvers count?) Erik

20. List all the people of the candidates with whom you have ALREADY engaged in sexual relations of any kind. Julian and Caius.

[prefers_magneto]

...What?

[artistwithasickness]

Shut up.

[prefers_magneto]

Where did that come from?

[artistwithasickness]

I'm human and you're nice to look at.

[prefers_magneto]

...What?

[artistwithasickness]

[Have a sigh of embarrassed frustration.]

You heard.

[prefers_magneto]

I heard. I don't understand.

[artistwithasickness]

[:|]

You're fucking kidding me.

[prefers_magneto]

Since when?

[artistwithasickness]

..why?

[prefers_magneto]

Curiosity. I didn't....notice.

[artistwithasickness]

..That's hilarious, since you caught something in that conversation.

Since 'Winter' came to us on the ship..

[prefers_magneto]

[Dubious] I 'caught' something?

[artistwithasickness]

An awkward inconsistency - I'm glad it passed notice. Better all around.

[prefers_magneto]

It's out now. Don't make me comb through my memory.

[artistwithasickness]

[Well now you're just toying with her.]

What, you want a play by play or something?

[prefers_magneto]

No. Just a brief and gentle reminder.

[artistwithasickness]

...

..As an artist, I'm victim to a vivid imagination. Crossing into conversation about what temperatures you can handle with what layers led to.. an amusing, albeit embarrassing one.

Don't look too far into it.

[prefers_magneto]

Ah.


Right.

[artistwithasickness]

Awesome.

So we can pretend this never conversation never happened then, yes?

[As Devi files this as Awkward things to Never Speak of Again.]

[prefers_magneto]

I don't know. It's hard to unknow things.

[artistwithasickness]

Discretion will be the better part of valor.

[prefers_magneto]

That I can agree with.

[artistwithasickness]

[She hopes you're happy with yourself. :| Now she can run away like she wanted to before.]