TMI Sex Meme

[somepartsbroken]

The In-Character, X-Rated, Embarrassingly Personal Meme

STEP ONE: Your character is unable to lie. Answer the following questions in-character.

STEP TWO: Tag around. React ICly to the information. Ask more embarrassing questions of a personal nature.

STEP THREE: Profit!

1. What do you call your private parts, if anything?
2. When did you lose your virginity and what were the circumstances?
3. Have you ever had a same-sex sexual experience of any kind?
4. Regarding #3: What was it?
5. Okay, gentlemen. Accurate measurements, if you please – and be honest, now!
6. Do you use contraceptives of any kind? What?
7. What sex toys do you have in your repertoire?
8. Favourite sexual position?
9. Ever been skinny dipping?
10. The one sexual encounter you most enjoyed but would be embarrassed to admit to?
11. Do you have any fetishes?
12. What’s the kinkiest thing you’ve done during sex?
13. Ever paid for sex?
14. Do you consider yourself more dominant or submissive in the bedroom?
15. Do you engage in roleplay (naughty nurse, schoolgirl, etc)?
16. What are your bedroom Will-Nots? (IE – What will you absolutely REFUSE to do?)
17. Under what circumstances would you consider involving more than one partner in the bedroom?
18. If you were to play music during your sexual encounters, what would it be?
19. List five people of the candidates with whom you’d like to engage in sexual relations of any kind.
20. List all the people of the candidates with whom you have ALREADY engaged in sexual relations of any kind.

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<b>1. What do you call your private parts, if anything?</b> <b>2. When did you lose your virginity and what were the circumstances?</b> <b>3. Have you ever had a same-sex sexual experience of any kind?</b> <b>4. Regarding #3: What was it?</b> <b>5. Okay, gentlemen. Accurate measurements, if you please – and be honest, now!</b> <b>6. Do you use contraceptives of any kind? What?</b> <b>7. What sex toys do you have in your repertoire?</b> <b>8. Favourite sexual position?</b> <b>9. Ever been skinny dipping?</b> <b>10. The one sexual encounter you most enjoyed but would be embarrassed to admit to?</b> <b>11. Do you have any fetishes?</b> <b>12. What’s the kinkiest thing you’ve done during sex?</b> <b>13. Ever paid for sex?</b> <b>14. Do you consider yourself more dominant or submissive in the bedroom?</b> <b>15. Do you engage in roleplay (naughty nurse, schoolgirl, etc)?</b> <b>16. What are your bedroom Will-Nots? (IE – What will you absolutely REFUSE to do?)</b> <b>17. Under what circumstances would you consider involving more than one partner in the bedroom?</b> <b>18. If you were to play music during your sexual encounters, what would it be?</b> <b>19. List five people of the candidates with whom you’d like to engage in sexual relations of any kind.</b> <b>20. List all the people of the candidates with whom you have ALREADY engaged in sexual relations of any kind.</b>




[ Oh I blatently stole this one off the lastvoyages comm.]

Comments

[dirtyandtrue]

1. What do you call your private parts, if anything? Cock? Penis? Dick? Are you asking for terms or NAMES, because no one should name their dick.

2. When did you lose your virginity and what were the circumstances?12 years old, with a serving girl in the stables.

3. Have you ever had a same-sex sexual experience of any kind?Yes.

4. Regarding #3: What was it? Exactly what you'd think it was, reoccuring.

5. Okay, gentlemen. Accurate measurements, if you please – and be honest, now! Length: 8 1/2 | Girth: An Inch and a half.

6. Do you use contraceptives of any kind? What?I'm dead, who'd need them?

7. What sex toys do you have in your repertoire? None, I'm more then enough on my own.

8. Favourite sexual position?Up against walls.. over tables is nice too.

9. Ever been skinny dipping? Yes, but then again, bathing in rivers and lakes was a norm if you traveled back then.

10. The one sexual encounter you most enjoyed but would be embarrassed to admit to? Fucking someone in open plain and public view with an attentive audiance.

11. Do you have any fetishes? Bloodplay, biting.

12. What’s the kinkiest thing you’ve done during sex? What haven't I done during sex?

13. Ever paid for sex? Yes.

14. Do you consider yourself more dominant or submissive in the bedroom? Dominant.

15. Do you engage in roleplay (naughty nurse, schoolgirl, etc)? No.

16. What are your bedroom Will-Nots? (IE – What will you absolutely REFUSE to do?) Can't think of anything. Like I said, what haven't I done?

17. Under what circumstances would you consider involving more than one partner in the bedroom? The day ending in Y? Seriously, they just have to be hot and willing. I'm an orgy man.

18. If you were to play music during your sexual encounters, what would it be? Soft Classical, if anything.

19. List five people of the candidates with whom you’d like to engage in sexual relations of any kind. Hmm. Does it count if I've already bedded them? Oh, no, Charles might be fun in the sack.

20. List all the people of the candidates with whom you have ALREADY engaged in sexual relations of any kind. Blaine, Lydia, Charlotte, Enjolras, Noah, Selene, Kurt, Kate.. I'm pretty sure that's everyone..

[strategic_guile]

[He just laughs and says nothing important at all]

[dirtyandtrue]

You know you love it.

Yours stirred up a lot more dander because no one is surprised about my tastes at all.

[strategic_guile]

I don't see how anyone is surprised by my tastes.