outofshadows | TMI Sex Meme

The In-Character, X-Rated, Embarrassingly Personal Meme

STEP ONE: Your character is unable to lie. Answer the following questions in-character.

STEP TWO: Tag around. React ICly to the information. Ask more embarrassing questions of a personal nature.

STEP THREE: Profit!

1. What do you call your private parts, if anything?
2. When did you lose your virginity and what were the circumstances?
3. Have you ever had a same-sex sexual experience of any kind?
4. Regarding #3: What was it?
5. Okay, gentlemen. Accurate measurements, if you please – and be honest, now!
6. Do you use contraceptives of any kind? What?
7. What sex toys do you have in your repertoire?
8. Favourite sexual position?
9. Ever been skinny dipping?
10. The one sexual encounter you most enjoyed but would be embarrassed to admit to?
11. Do you have any fetishes?
12. What’s the kinkiest thing you’ve done during sex?
13. Ever paid for sex?
14. Do you consider yourself more dominant or submissive in the bedroom?
15. Do you engage in roleplay (naughty nurse, schoolgirl, etc)?
16. What are your bedroom Will-Nots? (IE – What will you absolutely REFUSE to do?)
17. Under what circumstances would you consider involving more than one partner in the bedroom?
18. If you were to play music during your sexual encounters, what would it be?
19. List five people of the candidates with whom you’d like to engage in sexual relations of any kind.
20. List all the people of the candidates with whom you have ALREADY engaged in sexual relations of any kind.

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1. What do you call your private parts, if anything?

2. When did you lose your virginity and what were the circumstances?

3. Have you ever had a same-sex sexual experience of any kind?

4. Regarding #3: What was it?

5. Okay, gentlemen. Accurate measurements, if you please – and be honest, now!

6. Do you use contraceptives of any kind? What?

7. What sex toys do you have in your repertoire?

8. Favourite sexual position?

9. Ever been skinny dipping?

10. The one sexual encounter you most enjoyed but would be embarrassed to admit to?

11. Do you have any fetishes?

12. What’s the kinkiest thing you’ve done during sex?

13. Ever paid for sex?

14. Do you consider yourself more dominant or submissive in the bedroom?

15. Do you engage in roleplay (naughty nurse, schoolgirl, etc)?

16. What are your bedroom Will-Nots? (IE – What will you absolutely REFUSE to do?)

17. Under what circumstances would you consider involving more than one partner in the bedroom?

18. If you were to play music during your sexual encounters, what would it be?

19. List five people of the candidates with whom you’d like to engage in sexual relations of any kind.

20. List all the people of the candidates with whom you have ALREADY engaged in sexual relations of any kind.

[ Oh I blatently stole this one off the

lastvoyages comm.]

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1. What do you call your private parts, if anything?
uhh, I don't got a name for it if that's what you're thinking. But I had a boyfriend once who insisted my ass and his dick were married and my ass was the wife. His dick piercing was the happy couple's best friend.

2. When did you lose your virginity and what were the circumstances?
15, with an older guy from my school. I bullshitted and acted like I knew what I was doing and as a result it was terrible. I'm glad I got it over with, but also glad I waited a couple years trying again.

3. Have you ever had a same-sex sexual experience of any kind?
...seriously?

4. Regarding #3: What was it?
Kind of offended at the questions acting like straight is default, not gonna lie.

5. Okay, gentlemen. Accurate measurements, if you please – and be honest, now!
Fuck do I know? I ain't takin' a ruler to it. I know I'm more or less average, though.

6. Do you use contraceptives of any kind? What?
Uhhh...I'm not as good about condoms as I should be, to be honest.

7. What sex toys do you have in your repertoire?
Here? None.

8. Favourite sexual position?
On my stomach.

9. Ever been skinny dipping?
Ew fuck water no.

10. The one sexual encounter you most enjoyed but would be embarrassed to admit to?
Oh, fuck. Uhh...probably the fisting story.

11. Do you have any fetishes?
Hella.

12. What’s the kinkiest thing you’ve done during sex?
I think probably that incident with a swing, a gag, a blindfold, wrist cuffs, and nipple clamps would count. Honestly, if it's not kinky I ain't that into it, so it's hard to pick a single most extreme.

13. Ever paid for sex?
Not...directly. I mean, you can make arguments about gifts and meals I guess. I've definitely spent money on guys I just wanted sex from.

14. Do you consider yourself more dominant or submissive in the bedroom?
Submissive, definitely.

15. Do you engage in roleplay (naughty nurse, schoolgirl, etc)?
If he wants, I'll try it, sure.

16. What are your bedroom Will-Nots? (IE – What will you absolutely REFUSE to do?)
Orgasm denial and anything with water or cold temperatures, for obvious reasons. There's probably more but that's what jumps out?

17. Under what circumstances would you consider involving more than one partner in the bedroom?
Uhhhh...I mean, one of 'em would have to be the love of my life and the other would have to be Brad Pitt or somethin'. I'm not a multiples guy. I just don't think it'd be good for me emotionally.

18. If you were to play music during your sexual encounters, what would it be?
Well, that's embarrassing. I actually have a whole playlist at home.

19. List five people of the candidates with whom you’d like to engage in sexual relations of any kind.
Blaine, Matt, Erik, Simon, Enjolras. No intent, gentlemen, just who's my type is all. Although if any of y'all asked I'd be there in a heartbeat. Just sayin'.

20. List all the people of the candidates with whom you have ALREADY engaged in sexual relations of any kind.
Matt. That...might be it of people who are still here.

Anytime, almost anyplace. /waggles eyebrows

Hell yeah.

If Blaine ever gets a go at you, I want to watch. /lecherous smile

Of course you do. [smirking a little] Guess you missed the no multiples, huh?

Not at all. Voyeurism doesn't count as a threesome. And anyway, a threesome between you Blaine and I wouldn't work well at all. There's a conflict of interests. I much prefer the idea of sitting back and watching the show.

Oh? What's the conflict?

You like to be the center of attention. I'd take away from that, in this case.

It's perfectly possible for that to happen with you just in the room, you know.

I don't. I figure you two might go at it harder, with me there. [Welcome to his rampant ego.]

And the next more... private encounters would be a little sweeter.

Pfffffft. Such a charmer.

[He grinned.]

You're free to tell me I'm wrong.

I'd probably just be trying my hardest to ignore you, honestly. Distraction.

Oh, you wound me! [But the broad smile and half chuckle behind his words gave away his amusement.]

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Is this a practical joke?

What?

You're not the first person who's mentioned me. Did you get together to play a joke on me?

What? No. That sounds like kind of a dick move, don't it?

I wasn't suggesting it wasn't.

Were you being serious, then?

Oh.

Like I said, no active intent. Just one a' those "if you asked" things.

I won't.

I didn't figure so. I just meant we've all got those one or two people we ain't gonna pursue, but if they came to us... [Shrug. Come on, you know what he's talking about.]

[Don't count on it. A personal life is something he hasn't pursued ever until extremely recently.]

I see. [He probably doesn't.]