TMI Sex Meme

[somepartsbroken]

The In-Character, X-Rated, Embarrassingly Personal Meme

STEP ONE: Your character is unable to lie. Answer the following questions in-character.

STEP TWO: Tag around. React ICly to the information. Ask more embarrassing questions of a personal nature.

STEP THREE: Profit!

1. What do you call your private parts, if anything?
2. When did you lose your virginity and what were the circumstances?
3. Have you ever had a same-sex sexual experience of any kind?
4. Regarding #3: What was it?
5. Okay, gentlemen. Accurate measurements, if you please – and be honest, now!
6. Do you use contraceptives of any kind? What?
7. What sex toys do you have in your repertoire?
8. Favourite sexual position?
9. Ever been skinny dipping?
10. The one sexual encounter you most enjoyed but would be embarrassed to admit to?
11. Do you have any fetishes?
12. What’s the kinkiest thing you’ve done during sex?
13. Ever paid for sex?
14. Do you consider yourself more dominant or submissive in the bedroom?
15. Do you engage in roleplay (naughty nurse, schoolgirl, etc)?
16. What are your bedroom Will-Nots? (IE – What will you absolutely REFUSE to do?)
17. Under what circumstances would you consider involving more than one partner in the bedroom?
18. If you were to play music during your sexual encounters, what would it be?
19. List five people of the candidates with whom you’d like to engage in sexual relations of any kind.
20. List all the people of the candidates with whom you have ALREADY engaged in sexual relations of any kind.

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<b>1. What do you call your private parts, if anything?</b> <b>2. When did you lose your virginity and what were the circumstances?</b> <b>3. Have you ever had a same-sex sexual experience of any kind?</b> <b>4. Regarding #3: What was it?</b> <b>5. Okay, gentlemen. Accurate measurements, if you please – and be honest, now!</b> <b>6. Do you use contraceptives of any kind? What?</b> <b>7. What sex toys do you have in your repertoire?</b> <b>8. Favourite sexual position?</b> <b>9. Ever been skinny dipping?</b> <b>10. The one sexual encounter you most enjoyed but would be embarrassed to admit to?</b> <b>11. Do you have any fetishes?</b> <b>12. What’s the kinkiest thing you’ve done during sex?</b> <b>13. Ever paid for sex?</b> <b>14. Do you consider yourself more dominant or submissive in the bedroom?</b> <b>15. Do you engage in roleplay (naughty nurse, schoolgirl, etc)?</b> <b>16. What are your bedroom Will-Nots? (IE – What will you absolutely REFUSE to do?)</b> <b>17. Under what circumstances would you consider involving more than one partner in the bedroom?</b> <b>18. If you were to play music during your sexual encounters, what would it be?</b> <b>19. List five people of the candidates with whom you’d like to engage in sexual relations of any kind.</b> <b>20. List all the people of the candidates with whom you have ALREADY engaged in sexual relations of any kind.</b>




[ Oh I blatently stole this one off the lastvoyages comm.]

Comments

[heatedup]

Oh? What's the conflict?

[dirtyandtrue]

You like to be the center of attention. I'd take away from that, in this case.

[heatedup]

It's perfectly possible for that to happen with you just in the room, you know.

[dirtyandtrue]

I don't. I figure you two might go at it harder, with me there. [Welcome to his rampant ego.]

And the next more... private encounters would be a little sweeter.

[heatedup]

Pfffffft. Such a charmer.

[dirtyandtrue]

[He grinned.]

You're free to tell me I'm wrong.

[heatedup]

I'd probably just be trying my hardest to ignore you, honestly. Distraction.

[dirtyandtrue]

Oh, you wound me! [But the broad smile and half chuckle behind his words gave away his amusement.]

[heatedup]

Which private encounters does that refer to, anyway? Me and you, you and him, or me and him?

[dirtyandtrue]

I didn't know that number 3 was an option.

But definitely the first two. [NO SHAME~]

[heatedup]

Well I assume it would be after we'd done it once.

[dirtyandtrue]

Presumably, but it sounded less then... hypothetical.