outofshadows | TMI Sex Meme

The In-Character, X-Rated, Embarrassingly Personal Meme

STEP ONE: Your character is unable to lie. Answer the following questions in-character.

STEP TWO: Tag around. React ICly to the information. Ask more embarrassing questions of a personal nature.

STEP THREE: Profit!

1. What do you call your private parts, if anything?
2. When did you lose your virginity and what were the circumstances?
3. Have you ever had a same-sex sexual experience of any kind?
4. Regarding #3: What was it?
5. Okay, gentlemen. Accurate measurements, if you please – and be honest, now!
6. Do you use contraceptives of any kind? What?
7. What sex toys do you have in your repertoire?
8. Favourite sexual position?
9. Ever been skinny dipping?
10. The one sexual encounter you most enjoyed but would be embarrassed to admit to?
11. Do you have any fetishes?
12. What’s the kinkiest thing you’ve done during sex?
13. Ever paid for sex?
14. Do you consider yourself more dominant or submissive in the bedroom?
15. Do you engage in roleplay (naughty nurse, schoolgirl, etc)?
16. What are your bedroom Will-Nots? (IE – What will you absolutely REFUSE to do?)
17. Under what circumstances would you consider involving more than one partner in the bedroom?
18. If you were to play music during your sexual encounters, what would it be?
19. List five people of the candidates with whom you’d like to engage in sexual relations of any kind.
20. List all the people of the candidates with whom you have ALREADY engaged in sexual relations of any kind.

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1. What do you call your private parts, if anything?

2. When did you lose your virginity and what were the circumstances?

3. Have you ever had a same-sex sexual experience of any kind?

4. Regarding #3: What was it?

5. Okay, gentlemen. Accurate measurements, if you please – and be honest, now!

6. Do you use contraceptives of any kind? What?

7. What sex toys do you have in your repertoire?

8. Favourite sexual position?

9. Ever been skinny dipping?

10. The one sexual encounter you most enjoyed but would be embarrassed to admit to?

11. Do you have any fetishes?

12. What’s the kinkiest thing you’ve done during sex?

13. Ever paid for sex?

14. Do you consider yourself more dominant or submissive in the bedroom?

15. Do you engage in roleplay (naughty nurse, schoolgirl, etc)?

16. What are your bedroom Will-Nots? (IE – What will you absolutely REFUSE to do?)

17. Under what circumstances would you consider involving more than one partner in the bedroom?

18. If you were to play music during your sexual encounters, what would it be?

19. List five people of the candidates with whom you’d like to engage in sexual relations of any kind.

20. List all the people of the candidates with whom you have ALREADY engaged in sexual relations of any kind.

[ Oh I blatently stole this one off the

lastvoyages comm.]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

So don't be an asshole and curb your impatience.

But it hasn't been a long time since I've known you. Except it has. I haven't changed since the last time you knew me, but you have.

Just don't try and tell me your dick has mutant powers of healing rifts in friendships caused by boogeymen and gaps in the fabric of space and time, because I'll deck you.

What? I just want you to talk to me.

Not according to number 19, you don't.

[Can he hear her smirking? Because look at that reaction! Boom. Done.]

[All right. Have a little smidgeon of a smirky smile.]

You should be flattered. They wanted five names.

I'm really feeling special, thanks.

I'd like to say it's my pleasure, but... [Little smirk.]

I'm sure I remember you saying my name more than once in the past.

[Ahem-hem.]

[Have a bigger smile.]

Do you?

Mm. But you don't, do you? Your memories are all here, and not there.

[He probably only remembers that one time she, ah, lay in wait for him.]

[And he'd wanted her to respect herself first, for what she is. And she does now. She does.]

Mm. So it would seem you have something of an advantage.

[She'd thought she had. Hindsight, and blunt honesty, had corrected that.

And a few other things, but there's no need to confuse the issue with her own memories. They're blurred by the passage of years, anyway.]

So I do. Lucky me.

Don't hold your breath on 19, Erik... but don't count it out completely.

I never hold my breath on anything. That's the quick route to disappointment and chronic fantasy.

...you know, I don't think it's me you should be telling that to.

Is it not?

Nope.

...all these conversations are gloriously public. You're a wanted man.

...I've noticed.

[And he does not look pleased about it.]

[Sorry, she isn't done laughing.

Except not sorry.]

--your face is a picture, oh my god.

It's a practical joke. They say that it's not, but I'm sure that it is.

Have you not looked in a mirror? You're an attractive man. You can't not know this.

[He really doesn't think the attractive qualities he has are physical.]

You're biased.

Hardly. I haven't been anything to you in ten years, this is purely objective talk.

You mean I haven't been anything to you.

[Because he's pretty confident in his belief it wouldn't be the other way around.]

Were we ever objective around each other?

--it's the same thing, when I'm from.

[Maybe so, maybe no. JFK changed a lot of things.]

And... yes. I think we were. Honest, if nothing else.

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