TMI Sex Meme

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The In-Character, X-Rated, Embarrassingly Personal Meme

STEP ONE: Your character is unable to lie. Answer the following questions in-character.

STEP TWO: Tag around. React ICly to the information. Ask more embarrassing questions of a personal nature.

STEP THREE: Profit!

1. What do you call your private parts, if anything?
2. When did you lose your virginity and what were the circumstances?
3. Have you ever had a same-sex sexual experience of any kind?
4. Regarding #3: What was it?
5. Okay, gentlemen. Accurate measurements, if you please – and be honest, now!
6. Do you use contraceptives of any kind? What?
7. What sex toys do you have in your repertoire?
8. Favourite sexual position?
9. Ever been skinny dipping?
10. The one sexual encounter you most enjoyed but would be embarrassed to admit to?
11. Do you have any fetishes?
12. What’s the kinkiest thing you’ve done during sex?
13. Ever paid for sex?
14. Do you consider yourself more dominant or submissive in the bedroom?
15. Do you engage in roleplay (naughty nurse, schoolgirl, etc)?
16. What are your bedroom Will-Nots? (IE – What will you absolutely REFUSE to do?)
17. Under what circumstances would you consider involving more than one partner in the bedroom?
18. If you were to play music during your sexual encounters, what would it be?
19. List five people of the candidates with whom you’d like to engage in sexual relations of any kind.
20. List all the people of the candidates with whom you have ALREADY engaged in sexual relations of any kind.

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<b>1. What do you call your private parts, if anything?</b> <b>2. When did you lose your virginity and what were the circumstances?</b> <b>3. Have you ever had a same-sex sexual experience of any kind?</b> <b>4. Regarding #3: What was it?</b> <b>5. Okay, gentlemen. Accurate measurements, if you please – and be honest, now!</b> <b>6. Do you use contraceptives of any kind? What?</b> <b>7. What sex toys do you have in your repertoire?</b> <b>8. Favourite sexual position?</b> <b>9. Ever been skinny dipping?</b> <b>10. The one sexual encounter you most enjoyed but would be embarrassed to admit to?</b> <b>11. Do you have any fetishes?</b> <b>12. What’s the kinkiest thing you’ve done during sex?</b> <b>13. Ever paid for sex?</b> <b>14. Do you consider yourself more dominant or submissive in the bedroom?</b> <b>15. Do you engage in roleplay (naughty nurse, schoolgirl, etc)?</b> <b>16. What are your bedroom Will-Nots? (IE – What will you absolutely REFUSE to do?)</b> <b>17. Under what circumstances would you consider involving more than one partner in the bedroom?</b> <b>18. If you were to play music during your sexual encounters, what would it be?</b> <b>19. List five people of the candidates with whom you’d like to engage in sexual relations of any kind.</b> <b>20. List all the people of the candidates with whom you have ALREADY engaged in sexual relations of any kind.</b>




[ Oh I blatently stole this one off the lastvoyages comm.]

Comments

[prefers_magneto]

[And he'd wanted her to respect herself first, for what she is. And she does now. She does.]

Mm. So it would seem you have something of an advantage.

[anexquisitecreature]

[She'd thought she had. Hindsight, and blunt honesty, had corrected that.

And a few other things, but there's no need to confuse the issue with her own memories. They're blurred by the passage of years, anyway.]

So I do. Lucky me.

Don't hold your breath on 19, Erik... but don't count it out completely.

[prefers_magneto]

I never hold my breath on anything. That's the quick route to disappointment and chronic fantasy.

[anexquisitecreature]

...you know, I don't think it's me you should be telling that to.

[prefers_magneto]

Is it not?

[anexquisitecreature]

Nope.

...all these conversations are gloriously public. You're a wanted man.

[prefers_magneto]

...I've noticed.

[And he does not look pleased about it.]

[anexquisitecreature]

[Sorry, she isn't done laughing.

Except not sorry.]

--your face is a picture, oh my god.

[prefers_magneto]

It's a practical joke. They say that it's not, but I'm sure that it is.

[anexquisitecreature]

Have you not looked in a mirror? You're an attractive man. You can't not know this.

[prefers_magneto]

[He really doesn't think the attractive qualities he has are physical.]

You're biased.

[anexquisitecreature]

Hardly. I haven't been anything to you in ten years, this is purely objective talk.

[prefers_magneto]

You mean I haven't been anything to you.

[Because he's pretty confident in his belief it wouldn't be the other way around.]


Were we ever objective around each other?

[anexquisitecreature]

--it's the same thing, when I'm from.

[Maybe so, maybe no. JFK changed a lot of things.]

And... yes. I think we were. Honest, if nothing else.

[prefers_magneto]

[It might be the same thing to her...]

Honesty isn't objectivity. I'd never lie to you. That doesn't mean I was always right.

[That's something he's come to realize the more he's learned about his future and how what he did there made the people who meant the most to him push him away.]

[anexquisitecreature]

[And once he's lived that decade in his concrete cell, he might think it's the same thing, too.]

But they're not mutually exclusive, either. I know you weren't always right. Neither was I. Neither was Charles, though whether he's ready to admit that...

[His future is her past, though, and can't be changed. There's not point beating himself up over it now.]

[prefers_magneto]

[But if he knows it, can't he change it? He's the only one that hasn't lived it...]

I suppose not.

[anexquisitecreature]

[Of course he can. He'll probably create a parallel universe, where he doesn't know who the Raven he's talking to right now is - just like she has absolutely no memory at all of being here.]

So... glad we had this talk.

[prefers_magneto]

I'm always pleased when we talk.

[anexquisitecreature]

Yeah? [After a moment.] Me, too.

Later.

[prefers_magneto]

I hope so.