+1 Evil Wizard Troll

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So I heard you had a little infestation of gunslingers around here. Let me tell you--and I speak from experience here--those sons of bitches are hard to get rid of.

Let me help you :)

Hi, I'm Caru. I'm new, but some of you may already know me, and some of you may not. And if you are in the latter category, you are probably better off. I come bearing an inter-dimensional, trans-temporal, semi-immortal, non-human wizard troll asshole. Who sometimes calls himself "Flagg" and sometimes doesn't. Whatever.

If for some reason you decide you need to, like, talk to me (your reasoning for that escapes me), I am...
on Plurk at icarus_suraki (friends locked, but I'm happy to add you)
on DW at icarus_suraki (also friends locked, but the same rules apply)
on AIM at Cateyed Crow
on email/Gchat at cateyed.crow@gmail.com

Because, as mentioned, this guy is an inter-dimensional, trans-temporal, semi-immortal, non-human wizard troll asshole, I have an all-important permissions post here and an equally-important HMD/contact post here. Which I hope you will find useful and informative. (The app is there too, if you feel like watching some teal deer go by. Lots of teal deer.)

I'm happy to be here and will be still happier once I get myself a bit oriented and get this account, um, iconed up. Hi!

Comments

[ka_mai]

Oh Caru my dear you are making so many dreams come true right now! <3

Welcome and all of that, though I've already been squeeing at you over Plurk. I really hope you have fun here!

I can't wait for our new roomies to meet....:D

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It concerns me a little about your state of mind that the arrival of, you know, Evil Incarnate makes your dreams come true... I guess whatever floats your boat...

Roomin' with chicks, man. Sweet.

I have no doubt I will have fun here. No doubt.

[ka_mai]

While my muses cower in fear or vow his death, you know I love the Walkin' Dude. <3

Seriously! Hot magic chicks! Cordy has her vision power, she counts! Go Flagg. ;)

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D'awwwwwww ♥

Oh man, he'll just hang a sock on the doorknob already (does anyone else know that signal? or is it just me?)...

[ka_mai]

Heeee!

...Bert uses a bandana. But that's probably because he doesn't wear socks. Hell he rarely wears shoes...

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Bless you, Bert.

[ka_mai]

He would rather not have Flagg's blessing, say thank you very much! ;)

[seesthroughtouch]

Hello, darling Caru.<33 I am more than thrilled to be in a game with you once more.

Even if you play the asshole whose name I cursed for many years. :|

But, yes, welcome /o/

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Hello hello~ It's good to be in a game with you again too!

But the big question: which name did you curse? :D

[seesthroughtouch]

Well....it was after I watched The Stand, so 'Flagg' >:

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'Scuse me while I rock out to "Don't Fear the Reaper" for a while :3c

[seesthroughtouch]

klsdfjdsf dammit... /goes to play it too

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Guess what. You got a fever. And the only prescription is MORE FLAGG.

[seesthroughtouch]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! D:

[headcasey]

Welcome to game. I'm Wizera, friendly, neighborhood NPC mod. I'll be bringing you this lovely headcase, as well as Jaan, Mithos, and everyone's favorite NPC (such a lie), Skokan.

Please enjoy your new tag and do try not to break all the children.

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Thank you! I do enjoy being cooler than a cowbell. I think I can learn to love this.

Fiiiiiiine. I won't break all of them. I'll just break most of them.

[thebetterto]

Hi, Caru! I'm Megan and I play Red Riding Hood from Once Upon a Time, Chell from Portal, and Nurse Christine Chapel from Star Trek XI. Welcome to the game!

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Thank you! Oh man, I have been hearing so much about Once Upon a Time (and only good, excited, fandom things too)--anyway, that's off-topic, but thank you, and maybe we'll cross paths in-game.

[punchedaklingon]

Hi! I'm Claire and I play four gals in this fine game. Gaila and Girl!Chekov from Star Trek XI, Natasha Romanoff from the Avengers and Glinda the Good from Wicked!

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Hiya!

Okay, I'm gonna level with you right now and say that I would love to have this guy to talk to Glinda at some point or other. Mostly because he had this weird Wizard of Oz thing going for a bit, so he'd get the biggest kick out of talking to her.

Also, girl!Chekov sounds only and completely awesome (since I just really like Chekov to begin with and all, so girl!Chekov can only be better).

[punchedaklingon]

I am all for that. Glinda's already talked to Eddie about his visit to 'Oz'. She's kind of on a mope at the minute though as she's just found out that Elphaba's 'dead' thanks to watching the actual Wizard of Oz movie.

I am very fond of Pasha. She's a dorkling.

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Awesome, awesome--well, not the mope, of course, but the rest. See, this is why you've gotta be careful with that 4^th wall, kids.

That icon alone is enough to prove she's adorkable.

[punchedaklingon]

But yes :3 can't wait to play my girls off Flagg!

[agentmcgeek]

Sweet. Hi, I'm Laura. I'm playing Tim from NCIS.

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Hi! Oh, man, Tim McGee! Be less adorable, sir (no, he can't).

Sorry--an old roommate of mine was something of a serious fan of NCIS. And I came to know and love it through her. What a surprise to see this little charmer here :3c

[agentmcgeek]

Who doesn't lurve Timmmmy McProbie.

When I read this at first, I thought you were Randall Flagg from the Stand! I don't know this fandom, but I can't wait.

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I can't think of anyone~

Oh, but he is Randall Flagg from The Stand. He's what you call a recurring villain. Not so unlike The Highlander, there can be only one.

[agentmcgeek]

I'm confused. I haven't read the books or watched the movie in a long time. I thought he was the devil. I need to rewatch.

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It's......................it's complicated /)_(\;;

[agentmcgeek]

Regardless, I'm so very glad that you said that. I saw the name and I squeeeeed. I was like OMG RANDALL. Then I saw the wizard part and I was so confused.

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Yeah, it's like...at first it's all "Devil Devil Devil Devil" and then you get to the whole Dark Tower series and it's all "Wizard Wizard Wizard Wizard" (and there's Eyes of the Dragon, that happened too) and then there's secret history and villain decay and it gets weird and we understand that morphine was involved...

But I swear it makes sense. Sort of.

... ... ...I defer to Wikipedia.

[agentmcgeek]

Because Wikipedia is always right!

I want to read the Dark Tower series. I just never have the time. I can barely find the time to read a comic book. Guh. I work too much. Still, love him. Love Randall. I kind of want to bring in a baddie now. :P

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Well, it's something, even if it isn't right.

I wish you nothing but time. It is, admittedly, an undertaking, but they're really a lot of fun.

Bring in a baddie. They'll form a club and troll everyone else.

[agentmcgeek]

Yes! Baddies FTW.