+1 Evil Wizard Troll

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So I heard you had a little infestation of gunslingers around here. Let me tell you--and I speak from experience here--those sons of bitches are hard to get rid of.

Let me help you :)

Hi, I'm Caru. I'm new, but some of you may already know me, and some of you may not. And if you are in the latter category, you are probably better off. I come bearing an inter-dimensional, trans-temporal, semi-immortal, non-human wizard troll asshole. Who sometimes calls himself "Flagg" and sometimes doesn't. Whatever.

If for some reason you decide you need to, like, talk to me (your reasoning for that escapes me), I am...
on Plurk at icarus_suraki (friends locked, but I'm happy to add you)
on DW at icarus_suraki (also friends locked, but the same rules apply)
on AIM at Cateyed Crow
on email/Gchat at cateyed.crow@gmail.com

Because, as mentioned, this guy is an inter-dimensional, trans-temporal, semi-immortal, non-human wizard troll asshole, I have an all-important permissions post here and an equally-important HMD/contact post here. Which I hope you will find useful and informative. (The app is there too, if you feel like watching some teal deer go by. Lots of teal deer.)

I'm happy to be here and will be still happier once I get myself a bit oriented and get this account, um, iconed up. Hi!

Comments

[agentmcgeek]

Who doesn't lurve Timmmmy McProbie.

When I read this at first, I thought you were Randall Flagg from the Stand! I don't know this fandom, but I can't wait.

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I can't think of anyone~

Oh, but he is Randall Flagg from The Stand. He's what you call a recurring villain. Not so unlike The Highlander, there can be only one.

[agentmcgeek]

I'm confused. I haven't read the books or watched the movie in a long time. I thought he was the devil. I need to rewatch.

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It's......................it's complicated /)_(\;;

[agentmcgeek]

Regardless, I'm so very glad that you said that. I saw the name and I squeeeeed. I was like OMG RANDALL. Then I saw the wizard part and I was so confused.

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Yeah, it's like...at first it's all "Devil Devil Devil Devil" and then you get to the whole Dark Tower series and it's all "Wizard Wizard Wizard Wizard" (and there's Eyes of the Dragon, that happened too) and then there's secret history and villain decay and it gets weird and we understand that morphine was involved...

But I swear it makes sense. Sort of.

... ... ...I defer to Wikipedia.

[agentmcgeek]

Because Wikipedia is always right!

I want to read the Dark Tower series. I just never have the time. I can barely find the time to read a comic book. Guh. I work too much. Still, love him. Love Randall. I kind of want to bring in a baddie now. :P

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Well, it's something, even if it isn't right.

I wish you nothing but time. It is, admittedly, an undertaking, but they're really a lot of fun.

Bring in a baddie. They'll form a club and troll everyone else.

[agentmcgeek]

Yes! Baddies FTW.