Five Things Meme

[advancedbosoms]

→ Post with your character ICly saying five different things to five different people.
→ Or eight things to eight people, or ten things to ten people. Knock yourself out.
→ You can say things your character wants to say, things your character refuses to say, whatever.
→ But you can't say who those people are!
→ React IC to everyone. Make guesses or reassure or whatever. And have fun!

Comments

[ka_mai]

...oh dear sweet gods, no Cordy, that takes things beyond funny to terribly unpleasant...

[advancedbosoms]

I'm not the one likely to get you killed, am I?

[ka_mai]

...why'd you leap to that?

[advancedbosoms]

Just wondering.

[Pause.]

I guess I'm hoping I'm one, but that seems like a pretty arrogant guess on my part. Not that I have a problem with being arrogant, mind you, but I'd like not to fall flat on my face at the same time.

[ka_mai]

Right. Don't wonder about things like that.

Oh, sorry, yeah...you aren't the first one.

[advancedbosoms]

Oh.

Well, then, screw you and the horse you rode in on! [No, Cordy doesn't have a problem with sudden temper flares, not at all.]

[ka_mai]

Cordelia, it's about my brother.

Don't take it personally.

[advancedbosoms]

Pfft.

Pfft.

Am I even on this thing? Whatever, I don't care. I have more important things to do.

[ka_mai]

You are.

Isn't the whole point supposed to be you don't know?

[advancedbosoms]

1. I'm damn glad I've gotten to meet and know you. It's one of the best things to come out of this mess. Apparently this one's about a brother.

2. If I ever get the chance, I'm going to saw off your head with a rusty blade and sodomize your still spasming eye socket. Gross and violent. Ew.

3. You're likely to get me killed again, I think. No plans for this.

4. If you ever leave me, I think I really would be lost. --> Maybe, but that's a pretty dramatic reaction after a first date. I've brought out weirder things in boys, though.

5. Sometimes I forget we didn't grow up together. Doubt it. I think we're obviously from pretty different places.

6. You fascinate me. I wish I had more time to talk with you. We've talked plenty.

7. I never thought I'd find a friend I held as dear as my brothers, but then I met you. --> I'm not sure if I've earned this just yet, but it's a sweet sentiment.

8. It's nice to have a lady friend who is strictly a friend! It may sound odd, but I greatly appreciate that there's no hint of attraction between us. If it's this one, you show no-hint-of-attraction in some funny ways.

How about seven?

[ka_mai]

...oh god damnit Cordelia.

Fine! You are the one that's likely to get me killed! But...not through any fault of your own.

[advancedbosoms]

What?!

I asked about that one already.

Cheater.

[Pause.]

And hey! Pessimist much?

[ka_mai]

But I didn't want to tell you.

Welcome to my life, Cordelia. Everyone dies.