Test Drive Meme

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Throne of Shadows
TEST DRIVE MEME!!!

New to Throne of Shadows? Long time player thinking of apping a new character? Welcome to our test drive meme! Experiment with active and potential muses! Here is a place where you can test out characters for the setting and accrue samples for your applications! Roll on the scenarios provided below, or come up with your own!

Scenario Builder

You are...

1. In the Serpent's Head (aka the pub)
2. In the candidate house kitchen
3. At the rooftop garden in the Waiting Room
4. In the bathroom
5. Your bedroom
6. Someone else’s bedroom

You’re feeling...

1. Happy
2. Tired
3. Angry
4. Nostalgic
5. Like someone stabbed you—oh, hey, they did, fancy that
6. Horny

Somewhat unusually...

1. The room has been destroyed.
2. There are carnival games set up.
3. You suddenly cannot verbally communicate.
4. There’s a lot of alcohol here!
5. There is a box of adorable kittens here.
6. There is a dead body on the floor.

Comments

4-6-1

[iwatchtjhooker]

Uh. In the. Uh. In a bathroom.

But it's kind of a mess. And I'm not sure how I got here. And I'm... um.

Yeah.

[hasperkynipples]

[a long pause]

Do I want you to finish that thought?

[iwatchtjhooker]

No. Not at this time.

So, ah... where are you? Us? Where are us? We. I mean.

[hasperkynipples]

Some place called Thurisaz. Apparently we're on some fucked up version of The Bachelor.

[iwatchtjhooker]

The Tom Hanks movie?

[hasperkynipples]

The reality TV show.

[iwatchtjhooker]

Oh. Right. Of course.

That still doesn't explain anything.

[hasperkynipples]

These things called Nysgods picked us up from wherever we were and dumped us here so that their prince can chose a bride to ride off into the sunset with.

[basically. Also before they get any further.]

Another thing -- does Bete Noire mean anything to you?

[iwatchtjhooker]

Of course it does. You mean I'm not...

Wait. It means something to you?

[hasperkynipples]

[oh, thank God he doesn't have to explain that all over again.]

Yeah. It means you remember that clusterfuck. Saves the breath of me having to explain it.

[iwatchtjhooker]

Wait.

Oh my god.

You're that Dean??

[hasperkynipples]

Depends what you mean by "that" Dean?

[iwatchtjhooker]

The one who knows I'm not his Sam. Not anymore, anyway.

[hasperkynipples]

[exhales slowly.]

Then yeah. I'm that Dean.

[iwatchtjhooker]

Oh my god. You disappeared.

[hasperkynipples]

Dude, I blew up. What show were you watching?

The one where I was half asleep while writing tags today...

[iwatchtjhooker]

I was being sensitive, Dean.

/pets

[hasperkynipples]

Well, don't sugarcoat on my account.

[iwatchtjhooker]

Yes. Okay. You blew up. It sucked.

[hasperkynipples]

There you go. Talking about it is healthy.

[if only Dean would believe his own bullshit.]

[iwatchtjhooker]

Dean?

Is that really you?

[hasperkynipples]

Who else would it be?

[iwatchtjhooker]

Look around, Dean.

[hasperkynipples]

Whatever. But yes, I'm me.