Test Drive Meme

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Throne of Shadows
TEST DRIVE MEME!!!

New to Throne of Shadows? Long time player thinking of apping a new character? Welcome to our test drive meme! Experiment with active and potential muses! Here is a place where you can test out characters for the setting and accrue samples for your applications! Roll on the scenarios provided below, or come up with your own!

Scenario Builder

You are...

1. In the Serpent's Head (aka the pub)
2. In the candidate house kitchen
3. At the rooftop garden in the Waiting Room
4. In the bathroom
5. Your bedroom
6. Someone else’s bedroom

You’re feeling...

1. Happy
2. Tired
3. Angry
4. Nostalgic
5. Like someone stabbed you—oh, hey, they did, fancy that
6. Horny

Somewhat unusually...

1. The room has been destroyed.
2. There are carnival games set up.
3. You suddenly cannot verbally communicate.
4. There’s a lot of alcohol here!
5. There is a box of adorable kittens here.
6. There is a dead body on the floor.

Comments

[headcasey]

Well, that shouldn't be a problem.

I'd teach you a popular joke from my homeworld, but Adriana would probably kill me for it...

[xochipilli_cursed]

Even better. Hit me.

[headcasey]

What's the difference between a Hylian woman and a Daruc woman?

The jewelry is real and the orgasms are fake.

[xochipilli_cursed]

You know, I am pretty sure I am too young for that joke.

So I'm totally going to use it sometime. I promise not to tell on you.

[headcasey]

Be careful. Adriana is Hylian and she takes it veeeeery personally.

[xochipilli_cursed]

Okay, now I'm getting it.

So, have an escape plan. Got it.

[headcasey]

Maybe tell the joke from a distance.

Like I said, she's a Hylian.

[xochipilli_cursed]

Right. Maybe I'll send her a note.

And then I'll hide. I'm good at that.

[headcasey]

Good plan.

[xochipilli_cursed]

You'll have to tell me about the fall out though.

It won't be worth it if I don't get to hear how it all goes down.

[headcasey]

Are you kidding me? I'll be hiding in my room.

[xochipilli_cursed]

What we need is a scapegoat.

Or a dope with a video camera.

[headcasey]

What's a video camera?

[xochipilli_cursed]

Oh, man, okay. It's a recording device.

If I find one and teach you how to use it, promise me one thing?

[headcasey]

Sure.

[xochipilli_cursed]

Don't use it to shoot a sex tape.

That's, like, the biggest first mistake.

[headcasey]

...I think I can promise you that won't be an issue since in order to film a "sex tape," if that means what I think it means, it would require someone to be sexually active, otherwise it defeats the whole "sex" part of the term "sex tape" and anyway, I'm not sure why I should be discussing anything related to sex with you, beyond that horrible joke I told you earlier, which I only told you because you asked me to tell you a joke from my homeland and that's the only one I know because I really don't have much of a sense of humor as I've been repeatedly told since I was a little--

[And she chokes, gasping for breath at this point.]

[xochipilli_cursed]

Woah, woah. It's cool. Sorry about that, more of my jokes that only work in the right crowds.

[Oops. He's going to have to learn how to handle these guys.

At least they don't have the tempter of some of his worse critics.]

[headcasey]

Right.

[xochipilli_cursed]

No hard feelings?

[headcasey]

Of course not.

[xochipilli_cursed]

Good. You honestly shouldn't take me too seriously most of the time.

[headcasey]

If I don't take you seriously all of the time, how will I know when you actually are being serious?

[xochipilli_cursed]

Well, I don't find violence funny. So if I'm doing something violent, I'm serious.

Otherwise, just assume I'm joking.

[headcasey]

Hopefully, I'll figure that out.