Texts from Thuriaz

[reverseinterrogation]

What the hell happened last night? I don't know and I don't think you do either.

1. Make threads with your characters. Leave it blank or comment with a TFLN.
2. Stuff happens. AKA people respond to you.
3. You can make them up or string together some actual TFLNs.
4. Always drink responsibly. In the future, of course.

Comments

matt donovan / the vampire diaries

[healthinsurance]

[ka_mai]

I definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting.

Diana Abel | Vampire: The Masquerade

[diana_abel]

Guess I was wrong. My leg doesn't go all the way up over my head.

[punchedaklingon]

further or not?
Should I call Chris?

[oregoniandionysus]

Practice makes perfect.

Gaila | Star Trek XI

[freebitchbaby]

(937)
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.

[funnythingsare]

How does that make you craftier?

Cuthbert Allgood | The Dark Tower

[ka_mai]

I can't leave now! There's a horse with a top hat on!

[freebitchbaby]

High, drunk or is there really a horse with a top hat?

Ming Numara | Lost Odyssey

[eclipse_of_time]

No I can't drink at all. A sip of wine and it's right into bed! And never by myself.

[freebitchbaby]

maybe we should get you a bob?

Cordelia Chase | Angel the Series

[advancedbosoms]

Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.

[punchedaklingon]

do u know were the saw is then

texting one hand is hard

Pasha Chekov | Star Trek XI (AU)

[punchedaklingon]

Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
☺

[funnythingsare]

Hope that was cheap vodka. Otherwise you're a criminal.

Glinda the Good | Wicked

[itwasrhetorical]

make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
♥♥♥♥♥

[eclipse_of_time]

Perhaps don't pass out?

Natasha Romanoff | The Avengers

[reverseinterrogation]

I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.

[girl_friday]

please don't tell tony. he will not stop bothering you until he can watch.

Nicholas Rush | SGU

[to_this_end]

Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the universe just knew how many mistakes I've made and held a moment of silence for my soul.

[idolstolemylook]

boo fucking hoo

universe doesn't care, mate

Eliot Waugh | The Magicians

[oregoniandionysus]

He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.

[freebitchbaby]

You did the right thing sweetie. Mortal men are too weak to deal with the needs of hobags like us.

Randall Flagg || The Dark Tower

[unflagging]

(702): He legit just yelled at me "You are a guest in my corn!!!"

[eclipse_of_time]

Better than being a trespasser.

Obi-Wan Kenobi | Star Wars

[master_kenobi]

(219): I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance.

[ka_mai]

That just means she likes you!

[huge_egomd]

(626)Just got out of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why

[eclipse_of_time]

Could you please put your pants on?

Pepper Potts | MCU

[girl_friday]

in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him

[funnythingsare]

Sounds like a keeper. Can I marry him?

Tony Stark | MCU

[funnythingsare]

Took an adderall, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.

[Or feel free to reply with your own TFLN to/about Tony]

[ka_mai]

Don't you have a lady of your own?

Spike || Buffy the Vampire Slayer

[idolstolemylook]

ugh. my soul tastes like vodka

Sam Winchester | Supernatural

[iwatchtjhooker]

I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?

Blaine Anderson | Glee

[mediumdrip]

God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.

[diana_abel]

Hey! Me too!

Vector (unmasked guardsman) | Tron: Uprising

[the_least_i_could_do]

(630):

all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed

Re: Vector (unmasked guardsman) | Tron: Uprising

[freebitchbaby]

for future reference, definitely don't let me drink tequila. woke up with a nun and a potted plant.

Aurora | Once Upon A Time

[andthenbriarrose]

im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.

[itwasrhetorical]

might be mine. i swapped with someone and i'm wearing a smurf shirt. i don't even like smurfs

Zoey Westen | OC

[cordelisse]

I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?

[punchedaklingon]

vodka not chapagne for me and very well constructed pillow palace.