Test Drive Meme

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Throne of Shadows
TEST DRIVE MEME!!!

New to Throne of Shadows? Long time player thinking of apping a new character? Welcome to our test drive meme! Experiment with active and potential muses! Here is a place where you can test out characters for the setting and accrue samples for your applications! Roll on the scenarios provided below, or come up with your own!

Scenario Builder

You are...

1. In the Serpent's Head (aka the pub)
2. In the candidate house kitchen
3. At a city-wide parade!
4. In the bathroom
5. Your bedroom
6. Someone else’s bedroom

You’re feeling...

1. Inexplicably happy
2. Like you could fall asleep at any moment
3. Angry enough to punch someone
4. Nostalgic or sentimental
5. Like someone stabbed you—oh, hey, they did, fancy that
6. Seriously horny. Must be something in the water.

Somewhat unusually...

1. There is a fight breaking out nearby
2. You are naked
3. You suddenly cannot verbally communicate
4. There’s a lot of alcohol/drugs here!
5. There is a box of adorable kittens here
6. There is a dead body on the floor

Comments

[hung_garian]

Nooooo, that's not what I said.

[diana_abel]

C'mon, Gabe. You used to like me before. You once asked me to marry you.

[hung_garian]

[So she does know who he is. Great.]

Honey, ask anyone who knows me, marriage is the last thing I'd ever ask. Wouldn't wanna put anyone through an ordeal like commitment.

[But the rest of what she knows, that's worrying.]

So where is it you think you know me from, exactly?

[diana_abel]

Um...well, I don't remember what it was called. But it was evil. And there were tentacles.

[Very specific, Diana.]

Cas was there. And this girl named Zoey. And you so proposed to me. I made a joke about the Muppets and you said, "Marry me."

Which...I guess...isn't exactly asking, is it?

[hung_garian]

Are you sure you aren't getting it confused with a Japanese porno? Cause I don't remember being in one of those, either, but it sounds a little more likely than what you're describing.

[Oh, the curse of being a cynic. He's never going to believe anything.]

I guess that's one of the few reasons I might be tempted to propose.

[diana_abel]

You're a hopeless romantic.

[hung_garian]

So I've been told.

[diana_abel]

I shudder to think by whom.

[hung_garian]

You know what, you're probably right.

[diana_abel]

Well, I'm smarter than I look, Statler.

[hung_garian]

Yeah, given that you're in the middle of a public kitchen and still only wearing my jacket, that's not difficult.

[diana_abel]

You just wish you looked this good nekkid.

[hung_garian]

That a challenge, sweetness?

[diana_abel]

God no.

[hung_garian]

Then I can't say how much fun our married life's gonna be.

[diana_abel]

Well, I imagine it'll end well, if we're both encouraging the other to see other people.

[hung_garian]

You are? I'm hurt. Hurt and appalled. Honey, how could you do this to me?

[diana_abel]

Sweetheart, I have even worse news for you...

[hung_garian]

Please tell me you're not my sister.

[diana_abel]

No.

But I did sleep with your brother.

[hung_garian]

Balthazar?

[diana_abel]

No.

[hung_garian]

Well, on the basis that even if you're crazy then you can't possibly be that crazy -- not Lucifer either. Right?

[diana_abel]

No! God no!

[hung_garian]

Well, Dad's not one of my brothers, but hopefully you didn't get it on with Him either.