Test Drive Meme

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Throne of Shadows
TEST DRIVE MEME!!!

New to Throne of Shadows? Long time player thinking of apping a new character? Welcome to our test drive meme! Experiment with active and potential muses! Here is a place where you can test out characters for the setting and accrue samples for your applications! Roll on the scenarios provided below, or come up with your own!

Scenario Builder

You are...

1. In the Serpent's Head (aka the pub)
2. In the candidate house kitchen
3. At a city-wide parade!
4. In the bathroom
5. Your bedroom
6. Someone else’s bedroom

You’re feeling...

1. Inexplicably happy
2. Like you could fall asleep at any moment
3. Angry enough to punch someone
4. Nostalgic or sentimental
5. Like someone stabbed you—oh, hey, they did, fancy that
6. Seriously horny. Must be something in the water.

Somewhat unusually...

1. There is a fight breaking out nearby
2. You are naked
3. You suddenly cannot verbally communicate
4. There’s a lot of alcohol/drugs here!
5. There is a box of adorable kittens here
6. There is a dead body on the floor

Comments

3-3-5 (have some crack and I am so sorry)

[advancedbosoms]

[How dare someone?

While everyone is celebrating a New Year festival and watching a parade go by, Cordy is staring furiously down at a box of mewing, tiny kittens. Maybe it's the result of a stressful day or maybe it's something she drank, but she is filled with a burning indignant rage.]

Who left these kittens here? This isn't some animal shelter, people! Who the hell is supposed to take care of these? [She pauses.] This is why you should get your pets spayed and neutered!

not at all :)

[being_greene]

[Hopefully it's not something she drank, because Lorne's answer, as per usual, is to offer her a cocktail.]

Woah, sugarplum, have a drink and relax for just five minutes, wouldja? They're kittens, not Bohg'dar demons or Alice Cooper - they're not gonna burn the place down in the time it takes to sit back and enjoy the show.

[advancedbosoms]

We have to find who did it. [Fixated. Too fixated for a seabreeze!]

I know! Okay. Okay, Lorne, we'll make everyone here sing. [Yes, all thousand or so of them.] Then you can find out who did it and I'll...I don't know. What seems fair? Maybe cutting off their genitals? Or taking all their shoes. [Yep. Those two options seem about on par to Cordy.]

[being_greene]

Well, Jigsaw, we could do that, ooooor maybe you could take a chill pill and ... I'll just move these out of your line of sight.

[He carefully picks up the box and puts it under a bench nearby. It's a temporary solution, but he's hoping it'll calm Cordy down a little.]

Hey, actually, here's an idea - how about we start off with you giving me a few bars of something, hm? Something from Cats, maybe. Might give me a little insight, whaddaya say?

[advancedbosoms]

I am not in the mood to--

[Oh, who is she kidding, she's always in the mood to have some spotlight on her.]

Everybody's searching for a hero/People need someone to look up to/I never found anyone who fulfilled my needs/A lonely place to be/And so I learned to depend on me.

[Yup. Definitely something all mystical and angry all up in this bznz.]

[being_greene]

For the love of Godzilla, sweetheart, you're just a magnet for psychic sticky stuff, aren't you?

[He sighs.]

Sounds like somebody slipped some steroids in your drink, or something. You're giving out some reaaaaal bad vibes. Frankly, I'm surprised you're not Hulking out or 'Here's Johnny'ing yet.