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[venomaniac]

> THROW POKEBALL--

Okay no. Hello guys, my name is Char, and unlike Ana, who plays a totally normal human lady that is pretty nice, I am bringing you a Huge, Hax Jerkface Demon. He answers to Prettyboy McJerkface and also sometimes Sateriajis Venomania. His canon is the Evillious Chronicles! Now, before I go any further, I want to direct you all to a VERY, VERY IMPORTANT PERMISSIONS POST HERE. SEE THE RED TEXT? IT'S IMPORTANT. PLEASE GO TAKE THE TIME TO READ IT AND FILL IT OUT. It is pivotal to my playing this guy and making sure everyone is comfortable. Thank you. <3

Some things about Sati here: he's a huge womanizing jerk, he has very pretty purple hair and eyes, he's really tall. He's also a demon. He's from the same canon as Kachessa below us, just with a few added bits and pieces and a minor genderswap. He's the one who commits the epitome of the Deadly Sin of Lust, and he's a huge selfish flirt who really only cares about sex, flowers, more sex, himself, pretty clothing, and pretty girls. He's shallow, yes. To get this out of the way: No, he is not a Vocaloid. Though that's kind of how his series started out.

I can be found over at Catphones!!! I am excited to play with you all. Any further info you need can be found in his app.

✧*:･ﾟ(✿ﾉ◕ ヮ ◕)ﾉ⌒♥ *:･ﾟ✧ LET'S GO ON AN ADVENTUREEEE TOGETHER!

Comments

[falseidentity]

Wow go away you woman-stealing jerkface.

ILU Char

[venomaniac]

No

I think I'll stay right here it's cozy how about you just come to my arms already :) they're nice and warm and waiting for you!!!

[falseidentity]

Ew no I'm not going to bed with you Sati

[venomaniac]

But why tho

why won't u loev me

(´；ω；`)

[falseidentity]

No...

Not the sad face...

...

/P-Pats on the head

[venomaniac]

yes good

aren't i just saddest

feel sympathy for my sad case (´･ω･`)

[falseidentity]

...Still not going to bed with you.

[venomaniac]

....... >:

You're mean

[hypospraying]

Hi, Char! I'm Megan and I play Chell from Portal and Nurse Christine Chapel from Star Trek XI. Welcome to the game!

[venomaniac]

Chell oh my god <3 Portal is one of my favorite games. That'll be fun. Nice to meet you guys, happy to be here. /o/ I'm hoping maybe he'll actually, you know, properly make friends and not be as big of a jerk. Or so I hope. I'm doubting the latter.

[freebitchbaby]

Oh god, these two are going to get along well.

Hi! I'm Claire and Vocaloids used to be my guilty pleasure as a teenager.

I have girl!Chekov from Star Trek XI with previous game memories, Glinda the Good from Wicked the musical and this green alien babe here Gaila from Star Trek XI who produces pheromones designed to entrance and entrap men.

This should be super fun.

[venomaniac]

... Oh my god Gaila and him sound like a timebomb waiting to happen AHAHAHAHAHA god I would find it so funny if his own usual bs got turned around on him, I like this idea.

:D It should be super duper fun. I cannot wait. <3 (It will either be horrible or amazing or both.)

[freebitchbaby]

We could definitely do something with the both of them voiding out the other's powers and being like...well, what now?

She's also from a superpromiscuous planet where the concept of monogamy is horrific and terrifying. She's quite the nympho.

Horrimazing is the term I normally use.

[venomaniac]

... That would actually be kind of hilarious because he wouldn't know how to proceed at all. He can be kinda spoiled. He's used to getting what he wants by cheating, ahaha.

Then again maybe they could be friends somehow from that. I COULD SEE IT, PERSONALLY. :V

[freebitchbaby]

THIS IS A DISTINCT POSSIBILITY.

She likes flowers too. Mostly because they're her 'cousins' (or so she says) and she likes to sleep in the greenhouse to photosynthesise with them.

[venomaniac]

... Oh my god they're going to be great friends, Venomania loves flowers. For a lot of reasons. Mostly because Lust's original form in his canon was... actually a flower, so he's kind of obsessed with them. He goes out of his way to find the perfect flower for every girl he finds. It's almost endearing. I imagine he'll be looking for that kind of place, honestly.

... I am excited, haha.

[freebitchbaby]

This gon' be goooooooood~

[diana_abel]

Hi, Char.

I'm Wizera, one of the mods. In addition to playing a bunch of NPCs, I also play Diana Abel (Vampire: The Masquerade) and Garmay Zaya (Legend of Zelda) two old OCs of mine.

Welcome! And enjoy your new OOC tag (I should not be allowed near a computer after my bedtime!)

[venomaniac]

IM CRYING WITH LAUGHTER AT THAT TAG OH MY GOD

I was going to give you a coherent response or something silly but i'm too busy laughinglkasmdlkfmg

I MEAN UH it's nice to meet you!! I am a huge Zelda fan so I am very curious about that OC. I THINK WE WILL ALL HAVE LOTS OF FUN, YUP.

[somepartsbroken]

Its nice to meet you Char~! I play Doyle from Angel the Series and a vampire named Dorian who hails from old world white wold. I hope to have lots of fun with you~!

[freedomfound]

HEY CHAR welcome to ToS! Lauren (Papa Link-mun) here, and I play this lady, Seth, as well as Aileen Ritter! I hope you have a good time here! :D

[ishouldcarewhyexactly]

Hey there Char. I'm Bry, and I play Mary Shannon from In Plain Sight here. She would like to know what the hell is up with purple hair because yeah. Weirdo. And here he would have had a chance of getting in her pants without trying hard. Now he's really going to have to work it.

[venomaniac]

Nice to meet you~! c:

AHAHAHA he's from a canon where an entire race of women with green hair is normal, it's perfectly reasonable to him to have purple hair. I fully expect him to get a lot of comments about that and his name tbh because what kind of name is "Sateriajis", seriously. BUT IT'S OKAY, HE'LL WORK PAST THIS. o9

[ishouldcarewhyexactly]

Sateri... what now? Oh yeah, Mary will have a good time with this one. I can see her calling him Puppy now. And just generally laughing in his face because she's Mary.

[venomaniac]

... If she nicknames him puppy he will be so very annoyed almksmg HAHHAHA like really. There will be no end to his indignation.

[ishouldcarewhyexactly]

She would totally do it. And it wouldn't be a nickname to her. Just his name.

[the_least_i_could_do]

Heya! I'm Vic! Welcome to the game :D

I play Vector, a minor character seen in the first episode of the animated show Tron Uprising. He's a computer program that's been thrust into reality and is trying to deal with that. He's the derp featured in my icon! :D

My other character is Haralel - an Aes Sedai OC based from Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time series.

Looking forward to playing with you! I'll try and get those permissions filled out. XD

[ka_mai]

Hello and welcome! I'm Faye, and I play Cuthbert Allgood (The Dark Tower), Ming Numara (Lost Odyssey), Nicholas Rush (Stargate Universe) and Zoe Graystone (Caprica)! So happy you've joined, and looking forward to playing with you!

[venomaniac]

Ooohh, Rush and Zoe. My inner SciFi fangirl is pleased. |Da I'm sure we'll have fun!

[investigatetime]

hey there! I'm Liz and I play Sarah Jane Smith from classic Doctor Who. Welcome to the game! Everyone is pretty chill here thus far, so have fun!

[asthedrivensnow]

Hello, I'm Aria and I play Narcissa Black from Harry Potter. Or rather, from before Harry Potter.

Anyway, welcome!