"Aye. I think it's safe to say there was much drinking. I hope there was much drinking. Man Jesus, this is near as bad as...well, never mind what. Sometimes this place drives me mad. Literally and metaphorically." He laid there a moment, taking full stock of himself. It wasn't as though he couldn't at least rule some things out.

"In good news, my ass isn't sore."

If absolutely nothing else was certain, he was certain he hadn't actually fucked his dinh.