MEME TIME. because we need some crack to counterbalance all the angst happening rn

[oregoniandionysus]

In the tavern, in the bathrooms, on your bedroom door... Suddenly, sticky notes are all over the Waiting Room.

Jaan probably brought them.

How this works:
-post a comment with where you are leaving a sticky note, and its contents.
-others respond by leaving their own notes. remember, this is the only way you are communicating!
-a single character starting multiple threads is a-okay, as long as you've got multiple notes to leave.
-thread jacking is encouraged.

concept taken lovingly from forwhomtheytoll and bakerstreet, modified for ToS by none other than YOURS TRULY.

Comments

[imhere4theplot]

Well that explains a lot.

I'm sure Spikey will happily take your ring for you. Several times over.

[desceptre]

Was that meant to be innuendo?

I think you can do better.

[imhere4theplot]

I didn't have a lot of material to work with to start with.

Besides, you were the one inviting him to take your ring.

[desceptre]

[He takes the 'The key to the door, simpleton' note from another section of the door and sticks it next to hers.]

[imhere4theplot]

Don't call me simpleton or I'll scratch your eyes out.

[desceptre]

[The next time she passes by the door, the note containing her artwork has been crumpled up and dropped on the floor.]

[imhere4theplot]

Boo! Spoilsport.

[She's just going to straighten it out and put it straight back up again.]

[idolstolemylook]

why is he crying?

why am I wearing my shirt?

I like the helmet, though. nice touch

[imhere4theplot]

Because nobody's taken his ring before and he doesn't get lube if he's going to be a dickface.

I don't know about the shirt. Didn't seem like you'd want to waste a lot of time on it.

I've got a feeling those horns would be fun to grab onto.

[idolstolemylook]

You thought about this a lot. I can tell.

[imhere4theplot]

I could totes write out how it would go for you two and everything. I'm thinking of publishing a collection of porny novels.

[idolstolemylook]

illustrated, I hope

[piece of paper stuck to his door] I REGRET NOTHING

[imhere4theplot]

Natch.

One time long age there was a this guy called Loki. Loki was a dick for various reasons, the most notable of which was that he really pissed off several very nice people. Especially the people who would have been his friend if he hadn't of been such a dickface to them upon first meeting. Loki didn't do first meetings well.


This is Loki the Dick.

One day, Loki decided that staying the in same room as Gaila was just too much for him. She was too nice, too pretty, too attractive and far too modest for him to be around any longer. It physically hurt him to be around her because she was just too good and he was very bad and mean to her and made her sad.


This is Loki and Gaila.

Because Gaila didn't want Loki to feel uncomfortable being around her perfection - something she'd had to suffer for a long time - she made arrangements for Loki to switch with Spike! But Loki had to give Spike his ring and he had never given anyone his ring before because it was his. "oooohahhhhhh!" Said Loki when Spike took his ring. It was a very tight ring and he'd never had anything other than his finger in it before. He started to cry. Because if he'd been nicer to Gaila he wouldn't have had to of switched or had Spike take his ring.

Then they fucked and Loki started to like it because they both had erections and everything was aweome.


Spike taking Loki's ring and Loki liking it.

The End.

OR IS IT!

[idolstolemylook]

[In red crayon, Spike has given this an "A+"]

[imhere4theplot]

[Her first ever A+! Nyota would be so proud. Gaila's going to put it up in the tavern for everybody to see.]