The TOS Phone Hell Meme

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#1: Texts From Last Night
#2: Damn you, Autocorrect
#3: Recipient Misfire
#4: Mix & Match
#5: Wildcard


Option One:
Texts From Last Night
You know the drill: RNG, or pick one that tickles your fancy. Post blank and let others text you about their night, or send out a mass text for anyone to reply to by posting a TFLN when you tag the post.

Option Two:
Damn You Autocorrect
We've all done it. Either sit and wait for other people's mistakes to come to you with a blank tag, or take the bull by the horns and make the first move mistake by posting an autocorrect error when you tag the post.

Option Three:
Recipient Misfire
It's just so easy to hit the wrong name in your phone, isn't it? Embarrassment city! ...But is that better or worse than manually inputting the number incorrectly and texting a complete stranger by mistake?

Option Four:
Mix & Match!
Let autocorrect fuck up the TFLN you're sending to the wrong person. Go nuts!

Option Five:
Do Whatever The Fuck You Want
You know what, if none of these ideas are good enough for you, your ass can come up with something else. I don't even care.

[I stole this shit from Bakerstreet; Pretend the communicator somehow does text. I dont know.]

Comments

[rumchocolatesouffle]

Oh no! Yeah I can put it away before you get here.

[gruesome]

I have never nibbled on anyone in my bed for any reason.

[truealphascott]

Wizarding London? Is that a suburb of regular London?

[gruesome]

Then I am coming over.

[rumchocolatesouffle]

I liked your answer. I would not like to think I had a threesome.

[alphaophiuchi]

will I really be able to figure it out if I get lost around here? will I be able to tell?

oh, I'd never use magic while plastered. that's a terrible idea

[alphaophiuchi]

No, it's definitely not.

[alphaophiuchi]

I don't know, sometimes there are plenty of good reasons to nibble on someone in your bed.

But that's just my opinion, of course.

[gruesome]

you may not have seen my teeth.

[rumchocolatesouffle]

[Kurt drinks enough of the alcohol to feel satisfied to put it away before Some gets there.]

[truealphascott]

Where is it?

[He was thoroughly confused again. Thanks Draco.]

[gruesome]

[Some is not intoxicated in any way, just a little pleasantly discombobulated with fatigue. But someone's in his bed, so he's over here, at Kurt's.]

I left the man two blankets.

[alphaophiuchi]

Oh, your teeth are fine. You just have to find the right individual.

[rumchocolatesouffle]

That's really sweet of you.

[Kurt leads him up to his bed and scoots to one side so Some can join him. It might be a little awkward, but Kurt didn't mind. Some was a cool guy.]

[alphaophiuchi]

London. Hidden behind a few convenient walls.

[truealphascott]

What? How's that?

[gruesome]

[Some joins him, lower body curling up like a cat's at the end of the bed. He takes a bit more space than a human, but he tries to keep his limbs to himself.]

Were you drinking for anything special?

[gruesome]

I do not think people like to bleed a lot in bed.

[alphaophiuchi]

Once again: right individual. You never really know sometimes.

[rumchocolatesouffle]

No, not really. I just sometimes get depressed and drink a bit. I'm glad you're back.

[alphaophiuchi]

What part of 'Wizarding' did you miss?

Magic, obviously.

[truealphascott]

There's a whole city of magic mixed in with London? Whoa.

[gruesome]

[The reply's a few minutes in coming, though Some's been fairly speedy up to now.]

Are you making a joke?

[alphaophiuchi]

Exactly. It's brilliant.

[gruesome]

I am too, really. I wish I could drink with you.