The TOS Phone Hell Meme

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#1: Texts From Last Night
#2: Damn you, Autocorrect
#3: Recipient Misfire
#4: Mix & Match
#5: Wildcard


Option One:
Texts From Last Night
You know the drill: RNG, or pick one that tickles your fancy. Post blank and let others text you about their night, or send out a mass text for anyone to reply to by posting a TFLN when you tag the post.

Option Two:
Damn You Autocorrect
We've all done it. Either sit and wait for other people's mistakes to come to you with a blank tag, or take the bull by the horns and make the first move mistake by posting an autocorrect error when you tag the post.

Option Three:
Recipient Misfire
It's just so easy to hit the wrong name in your phone, isn't it? Embarrassment city! ...But is that better or worse than manually inputting the number incorrectly and texting a complete stranger by mistake?

Option Four:
Mix & Match!
Let autocorrect fuck up the TFLN you're sending to the wrong person. Go nuts!

Option Five:
Do Whatever The Fuck You Want
You know what, if none of these ideas are good enough for you, your ass can come up with something else. I don't even care.

[I stole this shit from Bakerstreet; Pretend the communicator somehow does text. I dont know.]

Comments

[alphaophiuchi]

Exactly. It's brilliant.

[truealphascott]

We have some crazy things happening around my hometown, but I've never heard of a whole city of magic. What's it like?

[alphaophiuchi]

The same as the rest of the city, except magical. Personally, I don't find it that spectacular.

However, I do find the nonmagical part boring.

[truealphascott]

I prefer boring to the battlefield my home is for the supernatural.

[alphaophiuchi]

Ah, something we have in common. Fascinating.

[truealphascott]

That sucks. The part about the battlefield, not that we have something in common.

[alphaophiuchi]

I figured as much. Most people aren't displeased about having commonalities, unless you really are stranger than you seem.

[truealphascott]

I'm not that strange.

[Okay, maybe he was.]

[alphaophiuchi]

Just a hint, though.

[truealphascott]

Says the person from 'wizarding' London.

[alphaophiuchi]

I'm a wizard. That doesn't make me strange. It makes me capable of magic.

[truealphascott]

That makes you strange to me.

[alphaophiuchi]

You're strange to me for a number of other reasons, so I suppose that's fair.

[truealphascott]

Is it the kind of strange that makes you want to get to know me better or make you want to get away from me?

[alphaophiuchi]

I'm not sure. Keep talking. I'll figure it out.