The TOS Phone Hell Meme

[somepartsbroken]

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#1: Texts From Last Night
#2: Damn you, Autocorrect
#3: Recipient Misfire
#4: Mix & Match
#5: Wildcard


Option One:
Texts From Last Night
You know the drill: RNG, or pick one that tickles your fancy. Post blank and let others text you about their night, or send out a mass text for anyone to reply to by posting a TFLN when you tag the post.

Option Two:
Damn You Autocorrect
We've all done it. Either sit and wait for other people's mistakes to come to you with a blank tag, or take the bull by the horns and make the first move mistake by posting an autocorrect error when you tag the post.

Option Three:
Recipient Misfire
It's just so easy to hit the wrong name in your phone, isn't it? Embarrassment city! ...But is that better or worse than manually inputting the number incorrectly and texting a complete stranger by mistake?

Option Four:
Mix & Match!
Let autocorrect fuck up the TFLN you're sending to the wrong person. Go nuts!

Option Five:
Do Whatever The Fuck You Want
You know what, if none of these ideas are good enough for you, your ass can come up with something else. I don't even care.

[I stole this shit from Bakerstreet; Pretend the communicator somehow does text. I dont know.]

Comments

[artistwithasickness]

...I'm not entirely sure if that's an insult or a compliment. A moan distinguishes juicebox?

[alphaophiuchi]

that's horrifying. I should stop now

[artistwithasickness]

Dude, being pantless is undignified enough. unless your at home.

[somepartsbroken]

What is horrifying about the hat?

[alphaophiuchi]

I'm almost done the alphabet. then I'll be drunk enough

wanting to what?

[alphaophiuchi]

I didn't look at the hat

[alphaophiuchi]

there are perfectly dignified points in time at which to be pantsless, and they don't always involve being at home

[artistwithasickness]

I didn't know you wore kilts.

[somepartsbroken]

I can send is again!

File attached

LMAO

[abetterhappyending]

[ there's a really long pause because she just sorta leaves the cursor blinking on her phone for a while and forgetting to hit send ]

That seems so very straight forward

[hisonlygirl]

Guaranteed to be a good time.

[alphaophiuchi]

I'm English, thank you very much. we don't wear kilts

those -are- undignified

[somepartsbroken]

Some guys love a woman who just flat out says what and how she wants things.

1/2

[abetterhappyending]

No.

[alphaophiuchi]

that's much better

I could wear one of those

[somepartsbroken]

Saturday then?

[artistwithasickness]

Whoa don't let Rush hear that. You're English, which means you were born into trousers. Where else would you go around pantless?

[somepartsbroken]

Then drink on.

...and I thought you would like the first one. I think it looks cool.

[somepartsbroken]

Yes, like the moan of satisfaction rolling from a lovers lips. That is why apple is so popular you see.

[alphaophiuchi]

it looks terrifying. I would never want to run into that thing in a dark hallway

2/2

[abetterhappyending]

I am going to tell Dr Rush that I swallow. It is my business and not yours. I am a grown woman. Thank you.

i lied 3/3

[abetterhappyending]

Love you

[alphaophiuchi]

depends on how much of an exhibitionist I feel like being at that point in time

[somepartsbroken]

...Duly noted.

[artistwithasickness]

Well, I'm glad we agree that you're not satisfying to my tastes.