outofshadows | The TOS Phone Hell Meme

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The TOS Phone Hell Meme

#1: Texts From Last Night
#2: Damn you, Autocorrect
#3: Recipient Misfire
#4: Mix & Match
#5: Wildcard

Option One:
Texts From Last Night
You know the drill: RNG, or pick one that tickles your fancy. Post blank and let others text you about their night, or send out a mass text for anyone to reply to by posting a TFLN when you tag the post.

Option Two:
Damn You Autocorrect
We've all done it. Either sit and wait for other people's mistakes to come to you with a blank tag, or take the bull by the horns and make the first move mistake by posting an autocorrect error when you tag the post.

Option Three:
Recipient Misfire
It's just so easy to hit the wrong name in your phone, isn't it? Embarrassment city! ...But is that better or worse than manually inputting the number incorrectly and texting a complete stranger by mistake?

Option Four:
Mix & Match!
Let autocorrect fuck up the TFLN you're sending to the wrong person. Go nuts!

Option Five:
Do Whatever The Fuck You Want
You know what, if none of these ideas are good enough for you, your ass can come up with something else. I don't even care.

[I stole this shit from Bakerstreet; Pretend the communicator somehow does text. I dont know.]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[ 1: tfln ]

How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?

[ 2: your choice ]

[ text her your own option! ]

Tilt your chin up and smirk.

Is that all? That's awfully vague.

On the right person they'll know exactly what you're saying

People seem to have invented a new language solely for engaging in copulation in the future. 'M attempting to learn your ways but I'm afraid I'm a bit soused.

you're on the right track. just tell the guy and see what he does. some of them make the BEST faces.

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video message

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abetterhappyending - 2014-01-14 23:17 (UTC) - Expand

Swollow what?

Ejaculation.

Mmm, I never though of that one before. I suppose if one wishes to remain classy you just surprise it, Any other way I can think of showing such might project the wrong image. By the by, I think you misfired this message as I am certain you did not mean to send it to me. Hi, It is Dorian.