The TOS Phone Hell Meme

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#1: Texts From Last Night
#2: Damn you, Autocorrect
#3: Recipient Misfire
#4: Mix & Match
#5: Wildcard


Option One:
Texts From Last Night
You know the drill: RNG, or pick one that tickles your fancy. Post blank and let others text you about their night, or send out a mass text for anyone to reply to by posting a TFLN when you tag the post.

Option Two:
Damn You Autocorrect
We've all done it. Either sit and wait for other people's mistakes to come to you with a blank tag, or take the bull by the horns and make the first move mistake by posting an autocorrect error when you tag the post.

Option Three:
Recipient Misfire
It's just so easy to hit the wrong name in your phone, isn't it? Embarrassment city! ...But is that better or worse than manually inputting the number incorrectly and texting a complete stranger by mistake?

Option Four:
Mix & Match!
Let autocorrect fuck up the TFLN you're sending to the wrong person. Go nuts!

Option Five:
Do Whatever The Fuck You Want
You know what, if none of these ideas are good enough for you, your ass can come up with something else. I don't even care.

[I stole this shit from Bakerstreet; Pretend the communicator somehow does text. I dont know.]

Comments

Dr. Rush

[to_this_end]

Apparently I very much need to learn how to handle sexual advances from younger women.

[abetterhappyending]

What younger women?

[to_this_end]

Simply in general. It's not something I seek, simply something that happens.

And I believe I sent you this in error. My apologies.

[abetterhappyending]

Oh good. I'd hate to think there were many others it'd make it exceedingly awkward when I tell you I would swallow.

[to_this_end]

....I beg your pardon?

[abetterhappyending]

I have it on good authority to be forward with you.

[funnythingsare]

I'll tell you.

Stay the fuck away from her.

[to_this_end]

What? 'Her' who? I'm not in the habit of carrying on with involved women.

[funnythingsare]

She isn't--yet. But I'd like to be born, thanks.

[to_this_end]

I do beg your pardon? I've no idea what you're talking about.

[punch_it]

Face it, Doc. You're a stud.

[to_this_end]

I most certainly am not.

[punch_it]

Studliest.

[to_this_end]

You do have your eyesight, don't you?

[freebitchbaby]

orrrrrrrrrrrrr
you could hold a seminar on pimping at an advanced age

[to_this_end]

I would make a terrible pimp. Not to mention that would indicate I DO something to attract the attention.

[freebitchbaby]

you do.
you're a jerk.
women like jerks.
idefkw

[to_this_end]

That's ridiculous. And I'm not a 'jerk', I just don't needlessly coddle anyone.

[didnotwant]

Just accept your lot in life.

[to_this_end]

I'm fifty five years old, this shouldn't BE my lot in life.

[didnotwant]

Yet you're attractive to some of us. Like how if "Man I feel like a Woman" is played all the ladies want to dance.

Cat nip.

[to_this_end]

That is a ridiculous comparison. You're all mad. Aren't there any men under the age of forty here?</tt?

[colunderfire]

and why are you telling me this?

[to_this_end]

Because apparently this thing only has a mass texting function.

[colunderfire]

wonderful. Well, I can't help you.