The TOS Phone Hell Meme

[somepartsbroken]

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#1: Texts From Last Night
#2: Damn you, Autocorrect
#3: Recipient Misfire
#4: Mix & Match
#5: Wildcard


Option One:
Texts From Last Night
You know the drill: RNG, or pick one that tickles your fancy. Post blank and let others text you about their night, or send out a mass text for anyone to reply to by posting a TFLN when you tag the post.

Option Two:
Damn You Autocorrect
We've all done it. Either sit and wait for other people's mistakes to come to you with a blank tag, or take the bull by the horns and make the first move mistake by posting an autocorrect error when you tag the post.

Option Three:
Recipient Misfire
It's just so easy to hit the wrong name in your phone, isn't it? Embarrassment city! ...But is that better or worse than manually inputting the number incorrectly and texting a complete stranger by mistake?

Option Four:
Mix & Match!
Let autocorrect fuck up the TFLN you're sending to the wrong person. Go nuts!

Option Five:
Do Whatever The Fuck You Want
You know what, if none of these ideas are good enough for you, your ass can come up with something else. I don't even care.

[I stole this shit from Bakerstreet; Pretend the communicator somehow does text. I dont know.]

Comments

Nina Williams

[lethalheels]

i almost forgot to put out my cigarette before going down on her

[alphaophiuchi]

That would have been horrifying. I feel bad for the poor girl, honestly.

[lethalheels]

how i long for a masochist

[alphaophiuchi]

Do they have to be female?

[lethalheels]

send me in your resume boy we'll see if you've got the credentials

[alphaophiuchi]

Are there extensive pre-requisites? I might have some of them, at least. I don't want to embarrass myself, though.

[lethalheels]

[ Oh my, was this man serious? Hm, she did love a good session. ]

a tolerance to pain is a given, love. Do you enjoy pain?

[alphaophiuchi]

Generally speaking. Though it does take a certain level of trust to let someone hurt me.

[maaaaybeee.]

[lethalheels]

people misunderstand sadomasochism as a sick perversion but then again, people are usually stupid.

[alphaophiuchi]

Oh, I hear you there. People are almost more stupid than most people expect.

I don't think it's a sick perversion so much as it's about control.

[lethalheels]

and liberation.

the percent of men in professional power who submit to dominant men or women in the bedroom is extremely high. [ you know, casual facts for a casual drunk text ]

[alphaophiuchi]

[seems legit]Somehow, that doesn't surprise me at all.

[lethalheels]

if you're smart, sweetheart, you shouldn't be. everyone needs freedom and power is a cage.

[artistwithasickness]

Gives the name firecrotch a whole new meaning.

[lethalheels]

let me tell you, sweetheart. she was smokin' [ ahahahaha whew. so funny when drunk yet so stupid. ]

[artistwithasickness]

Significantly more funny in a literal sense, was she blonde?

[lethalheels]

well it was suppose to be literal but you know how things go some times.

God no, she was a red head.

[artistwithasickness]

Mm, the wonderful scent of burnt pubes. And no, I don't.

[lethalheels]

shame.

its always exhilarating when you can't quite tell the difference between dying and an orgasm.

[artistwithasickness]

I've had both and find them nothing alike.

[lethalheels]

No?

must just be me. [ Cheers to yourself, Nina. You are a little insane. ]

[artistwithasickness]

[Or just flat out more sexually broad.]

Either way is fun, regardless.

[lethalheels]

[ she would opt for bored in general ]

well my delightful drunk text stranger, tell me about yourself.

[artistwithasickness]

On fear of sounding like a bad ad... 5'9, artist, social reject. Frequent flier too.

1/2

[lethalheels]

Sweetheart, any woman with half a brain is a social reject. tough shit for the rest of the world. [ Just ask her what her opinions are on society, go on. ]

when a/s/l was a thing, i wonder why they didn't add bra/dick size considering its primary use