The TOS Phone Hell Meme

[somepartsbroken]

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#1: Texts From Last Night
#2: Damn you, Autocorrect
#3: Recipient Misfire
#4: Mix & Match
#5: Wildcard


Option One:
Texts From Last Night
You know the drill: RNG, or pick one that tickles your fancy. Post blank and let others text you about their night, or send out a mass text for anyone to reply to by posting a TFLN when you tag the post.

Option Two:
Damn You Autocorrect
We've all done it. Either sit and wait for other people's mistakes to come to you with a blank tag, or take the bull by the horns and make the first move mistake by posting an autocorrect error when you tag the post.

Option Three:
Recipient Misfire
It's just so easy to hit the wrong name in your phone, isn't it? Embarrassment city! ...But is that better or worse than manually inputting the number incorrectly and texting a complete stranger by mistake?

Option Four:
Mix & Match!
Let autocorrect fuck up the TFLN you're sending to the wrong person. Go nuts!

Option Five:
Do Whatever The Fuck You Want
You know what, if none of these ideas are good enough for you, your ass can come up with something else. I don't even care.

[I stole this shit from Bakerstreet; Pretend the communicator somehow does text. I dont know.]

Comments

[artistwithasickness]

Mm, the wonderful scent of burnt pubes. And no, I don't.

[lethalheels]

shame.

its always exhilarating when you can't quite tell the difference between dying and an orgasm.

[artistwithasickness]

I've had both and find them nothing alike.

[lethalheels]

No?

must just be me. [ Cheers to yourself, Nina. You are a little insane. ]

[artistwithasickness]

[Or just flat out more sexually broad.]

Either way is fun, regardless.

[lethalheels]

[ she would opt for bored in general ]

well my delightful drunk text stranger, tell me about yourself.

[artistwithasickness]

On fear of sounding like a bad ad... 5'9, artist, social reject. Frequent flier too.

1/2

[lethalheels]

Sweetheart, any woman with half a brain is a social reject. tough shit for the rest of the world. [ Just ask her what her opinions are on society, go on. ]

when a/s/l was a thing, i wonder why they didn't add bra/dick size considering its primary use

2/2

[lethalheels]

my name is nina.

[artistwithasickness]

[Devi's so glad this is over text]

Im Devi, thankfully with more then half a brain. I gotta ask, is smoking /during/ the act really smart? or even helpful to the whole situation?

[lethalheels]

always a good sign. well, that's a story you see. [ is it ever ]

[artistwithasickness]

You drunk enough to tell, sober enough to type?

[lethalheels]

i could tell a stranger, doll. they'd think i'm crazy or call it in and i'd laugh at either decision. i pay my taxes through heads. the kind that are on your neck. [ for clarification ]

[artistwithasickness]

I am a stranger, 'doll', and I promise you ain't got shit on some crazy that I've seen.

[lethalheels]

you don't consider of compadres after all of this? [ this text is very obviously sarcastic ]

[artistwithasickness]

[too bad sarcasm doesn't have a font]
no

[lethalheels]

Shame.

she was meant to be a hit. things became messy. i needed a cigarette. they became more messy.

[artistwithasickness]

sounds like she got hit anyway.

[lethalheels]

in an entirely different context [ not complaining ]