Test Drive Meme

[shadowmods]

Throne of Shadows
TEST DRIVE MEME!!!

New to Throne of Shadows? Long time player thinking of apping a new character? Welcome to our test drive meme! Experiment with active and potential muses! Here is a place where you can test out characters for the setting and accrue samples for your applications! Roll on the scenarios provided below, or come up with your own!

Scenario Builder

You are...

1. In the Serpent's Head (aka the pub)
2. In the candidate house kitchen
3. At the rooftop garden in the Waiting Room
4. In the bathroom
5. Your bedroom
6. Someone else’s bedroom

You’re feeling...

1. Happy
2. Tired
3. Angry
4. Nostalgic
5. Like someone stabbed you—oh, hey, they did, fancy that
6. Horny

Somewhat unusually...

1. The room has been destroyed.
2. There are carnival games set up.
3. You suddenly cannot verbally communicate.
4. There’s a lot of alcohol here!
5. There is a box of adorable kittens here.
6. There is a dead body on the floor.

Comments

[headcasey]

This sounds like a terrible invention.

Does it do anything useful?

[xochipilli_cursed]

Tastes good and gives you a nice sugar high?

I think anything that tastes good is supposed to be bad for you.

[headcasey]

That makes no scientific sense. Biologically, we should be pleased by nutritional substances.

[xochipilli_cursed]

Don't ask me, I didn't invent people. I just was born one.

[Kind of.]

[headcasey]

I don't think people are inventions.

[Sarcasm? What is this thing?]

[xochipilli_cursed]

You're killing me here.

How about we just say I'm no expert on humans, I just live it and try to enjoy it?

[headcasey]

That's acceptable, I suppose.

Don't understand much myself.

[xochipilli_cursed]

It's okay. I think they're trying to figure themselves out still anyways. You have plenty of time to catch up.

[headcasey]

"They're?"

Do you mean you're not human?

[xochipilli_cursed]

Well... kinda? More like half human.

I mean't they're like the rest of us. Some of us, like me, don't bother over thinking it.

[headcasey]

I over-think everything. That's my problem.

[xochipilli_cursed]

I guess there are worse problems to have.

Like a crazy ex or overbearing parents.

[headcasey]

I wouldn't know...

So you must be new here.

[xochipilli_cursed]

Yeah, you could say that.

I'm getting used to my world being turned upside down every few years.

Also, I use jokes to avoid freaking out.

[headcasey]

A fairly common coping mechanism around here.

[xochipilli_cursed]

Good, hopefully someone will get my jokes.

[headcasey]

Hopefully.

But, uh, probably not me.

[xochipilli_cursed]

That's okay, I'll just have to learn some new ones.

[headcasey]

Well, that shouldn't be a problem.

I'd teach you a popular joke from my homeworld, but Adriana would probably kill me for it...

[xochipilli_cursed]

Even better. Hit me.

[headcasey]

What's the difference between a Hylian woman and a Daruc woman?

The jewelry is real and the orgasms are fake.

[xochipilli_cursed]

You know, I am pretty sure I am too young for that joke.

So I'm totally going to use it sometime. I promise not to tell on you.

[headcasey]

Be careful. Adriana is Hylian and she takes it veeeeery personally.

[xochipilli_cursed]

Okay, now I'm getting it.

So, have an escape plan. Got it.

[headcasey]

Maybe tell the joke from a distance.

Like I said, she's a Hylian.