Panty Raid

[huge_egomd]

So yeah, House kind of needs to obliterate the peace, love and interior decorating with flowers from his mind...and he's gonna do it with an entirely different kind of decorating.

His plan is to make a panty raid and string the trophies on a rope to hang from the windows of the candidate house like victory banners. I'm looking at day 109 or 110 unless there's something else going on??? Anyway, it'll be OTA and probably a party style post, depending on how many want to be raiders.

My main reason for this post is if you DNW your panties ending up hanging from the windows, or possibly a lampshade or someone's head--please say so and I'll make sure your undies remain unmolested. OTOH, if you do want to be a 'victim,' maybe drop a note here describing what House and crew might find in your panty drawer.

Oh and men--you're not safe. House is an equal opportunity raider when it comes to panties.

Comments

[punchedaklingon]

Natasha might actually murder anyone who comes near her panties.

Gaila and Glinda's are up for grabs though. Pasha should be back by then but woe betide the person who tries to steal her underwear.

[huge_egomd]

Noted: touching Natasha's panties = instant death ;)

And if a certain feisty little Russian wants to defend her panty drawer, we could probably arrange that.

[diana_abel]

Please take Diana's undies with my compliments.

I'll toss this up on the schedule for day 109!

[huge_egomd]

House says 'very nice, Diana'

and thanks.

[funnythingsare]

House.

Please raid Tony's panties.

That is all.

[huge_egomd]

Gladly

[hasperkynipples]

And Elena thought she had escaped immature ridiculous people.

You can raid her if you like. She's a teenager though, and not really dressing for anyone at the moment, so her taste in underwear is nothing special. She, however, will be judging you from afar, House.

Dean wears boxer briefs. He won't give a shit.

[huge_egomd]

House is here to make sure the level of ridiculous immaturity stays high :|

[advancedbosoms]

Pepper's drawer will contain relatively sensible panties. Cotton or silk hiphuggers, perfectly matched to corresponding bras. Probably with one self-indulgent babydoll set.

Cordy's drawer is a little more exciting. Plenty of lacy little scraps of fabric (a lot of black and red), but also garters, teddies, probably also where she keeps her vibrator and some lube.

[huge_egomd]

Hopefully House won't get too distracted by Cordy's drawer

[abetterhappyending]

Maria's bra will look like this. Her underwear are like this here. She doesn't have much, jut what she came in and what Nysgods gave her if any, but she's in the same room as House so I suppose that makes her easy pickings. :|

Also she's going to slap the shit out of you if she finds out. And kick you out of the room. Ming, back her up. :|

[huge_egomd]

Why, Maria, you old fashioned girl. House is gonna feel like he's raiding his mother's undies.

And yep, he's likely to start in his own room so she'll definitely be on the list. Slapping is an acceptable and tbh an expected form of revenge.

[hypospraying]

Yeah, he can raid (or try to) all of mine. Ruby and Chell won't know what's going on, but Christine will and she will not be happy. I can see her standing in front of her dresser, arms spread and glaring. There may even be a verbal smackdown.

Chell wears boy short style panties (those are a little longer than hiphuggers) in solid colors. Ruby wears lace bikini style or thong (oh la la) panties in red, pink, or white. Christine isn't letting anyone in her drawers, so you'll never know!

[huge_egomd]

Christine's gonna have to do better than a verbal smackdown. That's never stopped House ;P

Srsly, tho, if she doesn't want her panties touched, they won't be touched.

[brosif]

The hell bro you are a whiskey buddy XC

House is welcome to raid her drawer -- he will find linen trousers and strips of cloth that Sif uses to bind her breasts in lieu of bras, because viking space goddess.

INCIDENTALLY if anyone wants to use this as a chance to introduce Sif to sports bras, you will be my hero.

[huge_egomd]

Sorry, Sif. When House gets an idea in his head, no one is safe, not even his BFFs

[mini_dean]

Ben goes commando so sorry House.

However, Dean the Weasel has her own pantie stash from people, so you can borrow the NPC weasel to help you as needed.

[huge_egomd]

rofl Ok, House just may try to persuade Weasel Dean to share her panty nest.

[unflagging]

Well done, sir.

[huge_egomd]

/bows

This is Kally being lazy

[blytheandbonnie]

Cordy is totally going to blame house for the panties Flagg stole now

[wheresthepie]

Dean would love to join House in the panty raid, but since he wears boxer briefs, he doesn't give a shit what you do with his.

[huge_egomd]

Dean is welcome to join in at any point :)

[the_least_i_could_do]

LMFAO oh this is precious!!

Vector doesn't have to worry! He isn't equipped with undies trolololo.. XD

I dunno if he'd have it in him to be a raider. Is there booze involved? *cackles*

[huge_egomd]

Well, it's House so there's bound to be at least a little booze involved. He gets his best (and by best I obviously mean most destructive) ideas from a bottle :|

[cordelisse]

Zoey should be back by then, so raid away! Her drawer is full of nighties, a silk robe or two, lacy bras and underwear (in a variety of shades, but a lot of teal, light blue, red, and black; also purple), as well as a few bustiers and corsets.

[huge_egomd]

Excellent! He happens to be a fan of bustiers ;)