Panty Raid

[huge_egomd]

So yeah, House kind of needs to obliterate the peace, love and interior decorating with flowers from his mind...and he's gonna do it with an entirely different kind of decorating.

His plan is to make a panty raid and string the trophies on a rope to hang from the windows of the candidate house like victory banners. I'm looking at day 109 or 110 unless there's something else going on??? Anyway, it'll be OTA and probably a party style post, depending on how many want to be raiders.

My main reason for this post is if you DNW your panties ending up hanging from the windows, or possibly a lampshade or someone's head--please say so and I'll make sure your undies remain unmolested. OTOH, if you do want to be a 'victim,' maybe drop a note here describing what House and crew might find in your panty drawer.

Oh and men--you're not safe. House is an equal opportunity raider when it comes to panties.

Comments

[punchedaklingon]

Natasha might actually murder anyone who comes near her panties.

Gaila and Glinda's are up for grabs though. Pasha should be back by then but woe betide the person who tries to steal her underwear.

[huge_egomd]

Noted: touching Natasha's panties = instant death ;)

And if a certain feisty little Russian wants to defend her panty drawer, we could probably arrange that.

[itwasrhetorical]

:< she will get her broom, so help her.

[mini_dean]

And if Pasha doesn't beat his ass enough, Ben will deck the man if he finds her panties on that string. And he knows what Pasha's panties look like.

[punchedaklingon]

Best boyfriend.

[huge_egomd]

He'll have to catch House first. :p

Oh. Wait. He can't run far. Oh well :|