Panty Raid

[huge_egomd]

So yeah, House kind of needs to obliterate the peace, love and interior decorating with flowers from his mind...and he's gonna do it with an entirely different kind of decorating.

His plan is to make a panty raid and string the trophies on a rope to hang from the windows of the candidate house like victory banners. I'm looking at day 109 or 110 unless there's something else going on??? Anyway, it'll be OTA and probably a party style post, depending on how many want to be raiders.

My main reason for this post is if you DNW your panties ending up hanging from the windows, or possibly a lampshade or someone's head--please say so and I'll make sure your undies remain unmolested. OTOH, if you do want to be a 'victim,' maybe drop a note here describing what House and crew might find in your panty drawer.

Oh and men--you're not safe. House is an equal opportunity raider when it comes to panties.

Comments

[hypospraying]

Yeah, he can raid (or try to) all of mine. Ruby and Chell won't know what's going on, but Christine will and she will not be happy. I can see her standing in front of her dresser, arms spread and glaring. There may even be a verbal smackdown.

Chell wears boy short style panties (those are a little longer than hiphuggers) in solid colors. Ruby wears lace bikini style or thong (oh la la) panties in red, pink, or white. Christine isn't letting anyone in her drawers, so you'll never know!

[huge_egomd]

Christine's gonna have to do better than a verbal smackdown. That's never stopped House ;P

Srsly, tho, if she doesn't want her panties touched, they won't be touched.

[hypospraying]

How about actual smacking, then? ;)

Yeah, she's feisty. It'd be best to just give up rather than fight her for them.

[huge_egomd]

I always assume smacking is a likely outcome for House XD