Panty Raid

[huge_egomd]

So yeah, House kind of needs to obliterate the peace, love and interior decorating with flowers from his mind...and he's gonna do it with an entirely different kind of decorating.

His plan is to make a panty raid and string the trophies on a rope to hang from the windows of the candidate house like victory banners. I'm looking at day 109 or 110 unless there's something else going on??? Anyway, it'll be OTA and probably a party style post, depending on how many want to be raiders.

My main reason for this post is if you DNW your panties ending up hanging from the windows, or possibly a lampshade or someone's head--please say so and I'll make sure your undies remain unmolested. OTOH, if you do want to be a 'victim,' maybe drop a note here describing what House and crew might find in your panty drawer.

Oh and men--you're not safe. House is an equal opportunity raider when it comes to panties.

Comments

[punchedaklingon]

Natasha might actually murder anyone who comes near her panties.

Gaila and Glinda's are up for grabs though. Pasha should be back by then but woe betide the person who tries to steal her underwear.

[diana_abel]

Please take Diana's undies with my compliments.

I'll toss this up on the schedule for day 109!

[funnythingsare]

House.

Please raid Tony's panties.

That is all.

[hasperkynipples]

And Elena thought she had escaped immature ridiculous people.

You can raid her if you like. She's a teenager though, and not really dressing for anyone at the moment, so her taste in underwear is nothing special. She, however, will be judging you from afar, House.

Dean wears boxer briefs. He won't give a shit.

[advancedbosoms]

Pepper's drawer will contain relatively sensible panties. Cotton or silk hiphuggers, perfectly matched to corresponding bras. Probably with one self-indulgent babydoll set.

Cordy's drawer is a little more exciting. Plenty of lacy little scraps of fabric (a lot of black and red), but also garters, teddies, probably also where she keeps her vibrator and some lube.

[huge_egomd]

Noted: touching Natasha's panties = instant death ;)

And if a certain feisty little Russian wants to defend her panty drawer, we could probably arrange that.

[huge_egomd]

House says 'very nice, Diana'

and thanks.

[huge_egomd]

Gladly

[huge_egomd]

House is here to make sure the level of ridiculous immaturity stays high :|

[abetterhappyending]

Maria's bra will look like this. Her underwear are like this here. She doesn't have much, jut what she came in and what Nysgods gave her if any, but she's in the same room as House so I suppose that makes her easy pickings. :|

Also she's going to slap the shit out of you if she finds out. And kick you out of the room. Ming, back her up. :|

[huge_egomd]

Why, Maria, you old fashioned girl. House is gonna feel like he's raiding his mother's undies.

And yep, he's likely to start in his own room so she'll definitely be on the list. Slapping is an acceptable and tbh an expected form of revenge.

[huge_egomd]

Hopefully House won't get too distracted by Cordy's drawer

[hypospraying]

Yeah, he can raid (or try to) all of mine. Ruby and Chell won't know what's going on, but Christine will and she will not be happy. I can see her standing in front of her dresser, arms spread and glaring. There may even be a verbal smackdown.

Chell wears boy short style panties (those are a little longer than hiphuggers) in solid colors. Ruby wears lace bikini style or thong (oh la la) panties in red, pink, or white. Christine isn't letting anyone in her drawers, so you'll never know!

[abetterhappyending]

she sure hopes you haven't raided your mother's undies. >[

yeah it's gonna get all righteous old-fashioned woman up in here.

[huge_egomd]

Christine's gonna have to do better than a verbal smackdown. That's never stopped House ;P

Srsly, tho, if she doesn't want her panties touched, they won't be touched.

[huge_egomd]

lol nope--even House isn't that screwed up.

[abetterhappyending]

color her surprised.

you depraved man.

[hypospraying]

How about actual smacking, then? ;)

Yeah, she's feisty. It'd be best to just give up rather than fight her for them.

[huge_egomd]

I always assume smacking is a likely outcome for House XD

[brosif]

The hell bro you are a whiskey buddy XC

House is welcome to raid her drawer -- he will find linen trousers and strips of cloth that Sif uses to bind her breasts in lieu of bras, because viking space goddess.

INCIDENTALLY if anyone wants to use this as a chance to introduce Sif to sports bras, you will be my hero.

[itwasrhetorical]

:< she will get her broom, so help her.

[hasperkynipples]

Of course he is. :|

[huge_egomd]

Sorry, Sif. When House gets an idea in his head, no one is safe, not even his BFFs

[mini_dean]

And if Pasha doesn't beat his ass enough, Ben will deck the man if he finds her panties on that string. And he knows what Pasha's panties look like.

[mini_dean]

Ben goes commando so sorry House.

However, Dean the Weasel has her own pantie stash from people, so you can borrow the NPC weasel to help you as needed.