Texts from Thuriaz

[reverseinterrogation]

What the hell happened last night? I don't know and I don't think you do either.

1. Make threads with your characters. Leave it blank or comment with a TFLN.
2. Stuff happens. AKA people respond to you.
3. You can make them up or string together some actual TFLNs.
4. Always drink responsibly. In the future, of course.

Comments

[ka_mai]

You ought to meet a bear. They're mean anyway. Get spirits in em? Bad news, drunk bears.

This horse is drinking pints!

[freebitchbaby]

Mr Bear wasn't mean! He was nice and he wore a baseball cap and he saved me.

I miss Mr Bear.

[ka_mai]

You sure Mr. Bear was a bear?

[freebitchbaby]

He was definitely a bear with paws and furr and everything.

[ka_mai]

Doesn't sound like a bear. Wearing a cap and being un-bearish.

[freebitchbaby]

He was! He was like the weasel!!!!!!!

[ka_mai]

But I thought the weasel was a magic Nysgod weasel?

[freebitchbaby]

There was Mr Bear, a weasel and a moose.

[ka_mai]

You lost me.

[oregoniandionysus]

The truth shall set you free. And occasionally leave you without a date.

Not that I can't find another one before the night is out.

Randall Flagg || The Dark Tower

[unflagging]

(702): He legit just yelled at me "You are a guest in my corn!!!"

1/2

[advancedbosoms]

gross! not sawing ur hand off.

2/2

[advancedbosoms]

[Moment later:]

not what u meant is it?

Obi-Wan Kenobi | Star Wars

[master_kenobi]

(219): I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance.

Re: 2/2

[punchedaklingon]

saw the cuffs not the girl!

plz hurry up. frgot to lock door. don't want rory t see me naked.

[ka_mai]

That just means she likes you!

[master_kenobi]

Well, I'm afraid my Order doesn't allow the sort of entanglements that involve sweaty limbs and emotional complications.

[ka_mai]

I am so very sorry. Unless you don't care, of course!

[diana_abel]

I think I'll live. Or, you know, continue to be undead.

[diana_abel]

Definitely need to work on finding a sparring partner.

[ka_mai]

You're so very lucky I love you. And you're as good looking as you are.

[eclipse_of_time]

Perhaps don't pass out?

[itwasrhetorical]

unconciousness is an inveitability by this point darling.

[huge_egomd]

(626)Just got out of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why

[eclipse_of_time]

Oh dear.