outofshadows | Texts from Thuriaz

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Texts from Thuriaz

What the hell happened last night? I don't know and I don't think you do either.

1. Make threads with your characters. Leave it blank or comment with a TFLN.
2. Stuff happens. AKA people respond to you.
3. You can make them up or string together some actual TFLNs.
4. Always drink responsibly. In the future, of course.

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Guess I was wrong. My leg doesn't go all the way up over my head.

(937) Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.

I can't leave now! There's a horse with a top hat on!

Edited 2013-02-24 21:04 (UTC)

No I can't drink at all. A sip of wine and it's right into bed! And never by myself.

Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.

Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly. ☺

make sure i look cute passed out on the couch. ♥♥♥♥♥

I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.

Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the universe just knew how many mistakes I've made and held a moment of silence for my soul.

He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.

(702): He legit just yelled at me "You are a guest in my corn!!!"

(219): I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance.

Edited 2013-02-24 23:00 (UTC)

(626)Just got out of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why

Edited 2013-02-25 00:07 (UTC)

in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him

Took an adderall, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.

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ugh. my soul tastes like vodka

Edited 2013-02-25 02:13 (UTC)

I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?