Texts from Thuriaz

[reverseinterrogation]

What the hell happened last night? I don't know and I don't think you do either.

1. Make threads with your characters. Leave it blank or comment with a TFLN.
2. Stuff happens. AKA people respond to you.
3. You can make them up or string together some actual TFLNs.
4. Always drink responsibly. In the future, of course.

Comments

matt donovan / the vampire diaries

[healthinsurance]

Diana Abel | Vampire: The Masquerade

[diana_abel]

Guess I was wrong. My leg doesn't go all the way up over my head.

Gaila | Star Trek XI

[freebitchbaby]

(937)
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.

Cuthbert Allgood | The Dark Tower

[ka_mai]

I can't leave now! There's a horse with a top hat on!

Ming Numara | Lost Odyssey

[eclipse_of_time]

No I can't drink at all. A sip of wine and it's right into bed! And never by myself.

Cordelia Chase | Angel the Series

[advancedbosoms]

Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.

Pasha Chekov | Star Trek XI (AU)

[punchedaklingon]

Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
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Glinda the Good | Wicked

[itwasrhetorical]

make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
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Natasha Romanoff | The Avengers

[reverseinterrogation]

I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.

[punchedaklingon]

do u know were the saw is then

texting one hand is hard

[punchedaklingon]

further or not?
Should I call Chris?

Nicholas Rush | SGU

[to_this_end]

Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the universe just knew how many mistakes I've made and held a moment of silence for my soul.

[oregoniandionysus]

Practice makes perfect.

Eliot Waugh | The Magicians

[oregoniandionysus]

He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.

[freebitchbaby]

High, drunk or is there really a horse with a top hat?

[ka_mai]

There's a horse wearing a hat! Horses can go into bars. I took my horse in a bar.

[freebitchbaby]

You did the right thing sweetie. Mortal men are too weak to deal with the needs of hobags like us.

[freebitchbaby]

If it ain't a bear in a baseball cap I don't even wanna know.

[ka_mai]

Who'd bring a bear to a bar? Bears would be roaring angry drunks.

[freebitchbaby]

Not Mr Bear! He's super cute and fluffy and huggable!!!!

[ka_mai]

Not when he's drunk, I wot! You ever seen a drunk bear?

[freebitchbaby]

No.

But I bet it would be fucking adorabearable

[ka_mai]

Would not be. Bear'd be all angry about his work and his woman and he'd start mauling everyone and shitting on tables...

[ka_mai]

I definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting.

[freebitchbaby]

Would too so!

And a horse would just poop on the floor and drink all the vodka!