Texts from Thuriaz

[reverseinterrogation]

What the hell happened last night? I don't know and I don't think you do either.

1. Make threads with your characters. Leave it blank or comment with a TFLN.
2. Stuff happens. AKA people respond to you.
3. You can make them up or string together some actual TFLNs.
4. Always drink responsibly. In the future, of course.

Comments

[punchedaklingon]

cordelia i swear to god if someone spanks me i'm going to find you and shove those curling irons where the sun dont shine

[advancedbosoms]

...like alaska?

[punchedaklingon]

ok so i'll smash it out the window but the point stands

[unflagging]

Hey forgot my jacket. Coming back to the room real quick. Plz don't be decent.

[unflagging]

Maybe they'll take you up on that offer.

[punchedaklingon]

[Oh shit.]

p sure it's downstairs. no need to come up. at all.

Re: Glinda the Good | Wicked

[unflagging]

You always look cute. Dont worry.

[unflagging]

um ok except that it's on my bed?

Tony Stark | MCU

[funnythingsare]

Took an adderall, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.

[Or feel free to reply with your own TFLN to/about Tony]

Spike || Buffy the Vampire Slayer

[idolstolemylook]

ugh. my soul tastes like vodka

[ka_mai]

Find that key and I'll surprise you till the cows come home.

Sam Winchester | Supernatural

[iwatchtjhooker]

I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?

Blaine Anderson | Glee

[mediumdrip]

God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.

[master_kenobi]

I've chosen it freely, if that's what you're asking.

[ka_mai]

Then I take back my apologies and tip my hat instead, in respect of your devotion and fortitude! Takes a special man.

[funnythingsare]

Hacking, present tense, implies current action. You were hacked a long time ago.

[diana_abel]

Hey! Me too!

[mediumdrip]

I guess that means more yoga?

[ka_mai]

Don't you have a lady of your own?

[diana_abel]

That's what we should demand from the Nysgods. A yoga coach for the house.

[mediumdrip]

I could pretend to be your boyfriend for a bit?

[funnythingsare]

She'd probably object to the term OWN but yeah. Why?

[funnythingsare]

Right on, man. We all care.

[mediumdrip]

Now we just have to convince him to take his shirt off.

[ka_mai]

Point being why are you having your hand so much?