Texts from Thuriaz

[reverseinterrogation]

What the hell happened last night? I don't know and I don't think you do either.

1. Make threads with your characters. Leave it blank or comment with a TFLN.
2. Stuff happens. AKA people respond to you.
3. You can make them up or string together some actual TFLNs.
4. Always drink responsibly. In the future, of course.

Comments

[eclipse_of_time]

Yes he was. Very much so. He drank and swore like a sailor.

Vector (unmasked guardsman) | Tron: Uprising

[the_least_i_could_do]

(630):

all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed

[punchedaklingon]

Good vodka for drinking. Polish vodka is for bikini wrestling. Duh.

[funnythingsare]

As long as your priorities are in the right place

[funnythingsare]

You think I'm new to this, buddy?

[funnythingsare]

If I had neighbors, yes. Do unwanted roommates count?

[funnythingsare]

No. Thinking about other peoples' masturbatory habits.

[huge_egomd]

Close, but not as impressive as flashing the neighborhood

[huge_egomd]

I have no idea what your wanking habits are, so I don't know. Are you new to this?

[ka_mai]

Not specific people! In general! Just because I don't have to do it anymore doesn't mean I don't think about it.

[healthinsurance]

More like out of control

Aurora | Once Upon A Time

[andthenbriarrose]

im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.

Zoey Westen | OC

[cordelisse]

I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?

[punchedaklingon]

my priorities when it comes to vodka can never be questioned

[punchedaklingon]

but the thing is u def can't come in the room rn. at all.

[freebitchbaby]

There were three. Ben has one.

[freebitchbaby]

You can borrow mine when I'm done with him? He goes both ways.

[freebitchbaby]

Because we get the guilt presents and you guys don't. The amount of guilt jewellery I have is awesome.

[itwasrhetorical]

I know but I don't want Tristan to think I'm a drunk.

Who knew cocktails have alcohol in them?

[punchedaklingon]

vodka not chapagne for me and very well constructed pillow palace.

[itwasrhetorical]

might be mine. i swapped with someone and i'm wearing a smurf shirt. i don't even like smurfs

[unflagging]

Everyone except you I think.

[unflagging]

ok but y?

[punchedaklingon]

because i don't want u to spank me

[unflagging]

[What you don't see here is how it took him several minutes before he could answer: he was just laughing too damn hard.]

Pasha? U ok?