Diana Wins at Poor Life Choices

[diana_abel]

First of all, this is not a mod post. This is strictly some PC versus PC plotting, so if you have no interest in what's going on, feel free to ignore this and go on your merry way. I'll wait.

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Are they gone?

Okay, so. Diana is the queen of bad decisions. In her haste to try to protect Ben from Lucifer, she's gone out and put herself in the line of fire. Without a plan and not entirely aware of what she's up against. This is ending poorly for her. Namely because Lucifer is going to rip her arm off (literally) and beat her with it. Castiel will be finding her all armless, in an alley.

The good news? Cainites can regrow their arms! The bad news? It's going to require a massive amount of blood. More than any one person could safely donate. So this post is really looking for characters who would volunteer their blood. Specifically human characters, since Diana isn't going to drink from anyone she knows isn't human. That tends to end poorly. There's also a fun bonus because Diana's bite comes with a neat side-effect. Orgasms! That's right. A vampire bite from the world of Vampire: The Masquerade will make you really happy.

So. That's about it. I'll put up an open log of some sort for this. Any part of involvement can also be handwaved. Comment below if you're interested in getting involved!

Comments

[nott_caine]

Nott would volunteer her blood, though they both know what that would cause. I don't know. I'd love for Nott to somehow be involved

[diana_abel]

Well, Diana probably won't drink from her, but she should definitely find out about this. And perhaps get involved in whatever "Let's get Lucifer" plot that emerges?

[nott_caine]

There is definitely that. She'll go ballistic someone hurt her baby sister. That could always trigger the irrationality disorder

[diana_abel]

Might be a good way for her to meet Diana's friends too!

Be proud of your little sister, Nott. Be very, very proud.

[nott_caine]

Getting slapped around by her own arm. Oh yeah, she is bursting with pride

[diana_abel]

Good intentions, bad intelligence roll.

[unflagging]

I feel like a bad person for laughing at her literally getting beaten with her own ripped-off limb.

I'll just...................go over here now.................................

[diana_abel]

You are horrible.

(Shhh, I love you)

[unflagging]

I just keep thinking, "Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!"

(You complete me ♥)

[diana_abel]

That is so true!

[mediumdrip]

Blaine would ICly give up his blood for Diana.

Not sure how he'll feel about getting an orgasm from a girl, but we can roll with it.

[diana_abel]

Well, there's one way to out a vampire!

[mediumdrip]

LOL. Well, yeah. But still.

[diana_abel]

Awesome!

[cordelisse]

Zoey will absolutely give blood to Diana. She will give more than she probably ought to, and certainly more than is probably safe.

[diana_abel]

Zoey's probably gonna seriously have to talk her into it. Diana doesn't like biting friends!

[cordelisse]

Well then, Zoey will get her persuasion on. XD

[diana_abel]

Now that sounds scary!

[cordelisse]

It's just a little scary... Zoey is just very determined when it comes to people she considers friends. And if Diana needs blood... well, then, blood Diana shall have.

[diana_abel]

Welp, thank bachelorette number one!

[peacekeeperavox]

Depending how it's asked, there's a good chance he'd volunteer.

[diana_abel]

Yay! I need more CR with you!

[peacekeeperavox]

Yesplease.

[diana_abel]

I'm not sure who'd ask him, though...

Although, he was in the room where she left her note. He could know SOMETHING was up.

[peacekeeperavox]

He... knows who Ben is. Beyond that, he has no idea.

[diana_abel]

Hrmm...may have to drag Alison in on this one...

[mini_dean]

Ben would donate if Diana would let him.

He's still going to be pissed.

[diana_abel]

I imagine he'll hear of this. Not sure how yet. Depends on if the Deans try to smuggle him and Pasha out.

[mini_dean]

Ben is not going to be a happy camper in any of this and Diana will hear from him one way or another.

[diana_abel]

I would hope so!

Cas just found her. She's probably gonna ask him to take her back to the house.

[iwatchtjhooker]

Well shit, I'm late to this.

But you know Sam would volunteer. This is going to confuse him some, regardless.

[diana_abel]

What? This isn't a normal situation?

[eclipse_of_time]

Oh man Ming would totally donate - what with being able to lose all her blood and it not having any negative effects for her - but she is technically not human so IDK if Diana would go for that...

[diana_abel]

Her blood can always do weird things to Diana. That's sort of the standard with non-human blood.

Castiel's blood makes her glow in the dark!

[eclipse_of_time]

Spike gets kind of buzzed and giddy off of her blood, since the magic in it, for a base reference! I know they're two different types of vampire.

But other than her magic energy, she's indistinguishable from a human! And she likes to help.

[diana_abel]

Buzzed and giddy sounds fun. Diana could probably use that anyway!

[andthenbriarrose]

Super late, but depending on how it was asked, Aurora would be willing to donate to her fellow member of the Dead Fiance club.

[diana_abel]

Not sure how she would be asked. She could always just walk in and see Diana in bed, all armless.

[andthenbriarrose]

Oh good lord. Well, besides being suitably horrified by that, then she definitely would want to do whatever she could to help!

[diana_abel]

That works!

[master_kenobi]

Super late, but Obi-Wan would volunteer.

[diana_abel]

Tasty, tasty Jedi blood!

[master_kenobi]

Yummmmmmmmmmmmmm

All the midiclorians you can eat.